= Support for Last Measure™ =
[http://lastmeasure.com/ Last Measure™] as the GNAA's premier open source application, is the "open source final solution". If you are having trouble with it, there are a few things you need to be aware of.

Last Measure™ is a complex application with many interdependencies. One must be aware of all of these caveats and work around them in their use of Last Measure™ and derived applications. Last Measure™ is officially supported as a link on Slashdot.

== What is Last Measure™? ==
Last Measure™ is a world-renowned website development platform released by the GNAA. Last Measure™ leverages a synergy of [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=277861 Flash], Javascript, and Java technologies to create windows containing unique consumer-friendly media; launches IRC, telnet, BitTorrent, media player, AOL instant messenger (AIM), PDF viewer, and [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=334426 email] windows; and informs those who may happen to be in the vicinity of the computer that the user of said computer is currently viewing deviant pornographic material of an overtly homosexual nature.

== How can I help? ==
You can help support Last Measure™ by linking to it and/or mirroring it. You can also help us improve Last Measure™ by submitting [http://www.gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure/server code], images, audio files,  and ideas using either [http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/contact the "contact" form] or [irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa the IRC channel]. Additionally, you can help by notifying us of any "free domain" giveaways by web hosts, as well as setting up mirrors using DNS services such as [http://freedns.afraid.org/ FreeDNS] to point additional URLs to a working Last Measure™ mirror.

== Common issues with Last Measure™ ==

=== Where do I download Last Measure™? ===
The code to Last Measure™ can be found [http://www.gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure/ here].

=== Nobody is clicking my links to Last Measure™ ===
You will encounter this problem more often than others. If you are posting them to Slashdot, you must disguise it among a set of legitimate links to get moderated up. Otherwise people will reply "MOD PARENT DOWN, GOATSE TROLL" and you will be placed in the shitheap. On other chat media, you will have to modify your rules to match (cf. "social engineering").

=== Last Measure™ is being blocked by my browser! ===
Sadly, an ever-increasing number of browsers block known Last Measure™ URLs. The only known remedy is to use a Last Measure™ URL that is ''not'' blacklisted by the browser. This can be accomplished through linking to a mirror of Last Measure™. GNAA is using innovative new technology to beat automatic detection attempts.

==== Last Measure™ only opens up one pop-up or none at all! ====
This is also a common problem. Many pop-up blockers and web browsers are getting better at blocking Last Measure™'s pop-ups. Rest assured that GNAA is dedicated to figuring out how to bypass them. Last Measure Unified X-2™, currently in private distribution in [irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa irc.gnaa.eu #GNAA] is more successful at this endeavor.

 * '''Firefox''' is notorious for [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=550196 their] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=349392 attempts] to [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=334426 block] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=543279 users] from accessing Last Measure™ websites, and its [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=167475 attempts] to [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=213280 prevent] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=550238 users] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=277861 from] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=599667 leveraging] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=599662 its] [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=379804 technology].
 * '''Google Chrome''', while less effective at [http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=20448 blocking] Last Measure™ technology, has also [http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=3628 attempted] to do this.

==== Stats Measure™ ====

===== Where are the stats? =====
The Stats Measure™ page can be found at [http://stats.on.nimp.org/stats/ this URL]. ''N. B.'': due to a [http://docs.oracle.com/cd/B19306_01/server.102/b14237/limits002.htm database] [http://labs.hoffmanlabs.com/node/735 error], only the "count" table is accurate.

===== How do I get my name in the "count" table? =====
When linking to Last Measure™, merely append "?u=''yourname''" to the end of the URL. If you feel that this is too intrusive or simply not aesthetically pleasing, you may instead include "/~''yourname''/" in the URL. This is the portion of [http://www.gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure/.htaccess our .htaccess file] that does this:
{{{
# Rewrite /~foo/blah/bluh -> /index.php?u=foo
RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^(.+)$
RewriteRule ^~([^/]+)/(.*)$ /index.php?%1&u=$1 [L]
RewriteRule ^~([^/]+)/(.*)$ /index.php?u=$1 [L]
}}}

==== Can I evaluate Last Measure™ before installing it? ====
Of course! One of the best things about Last Measure™ is it's portability. For your convenience, here is a list of sites hosting Last Measure™ (up-to-date as of January 18th, 2012):
 * !http://aaronco88.xanga.com/
 * !http://asslap.new.fr/
 * !http://awesomesmiley.tk/
 * !http://beam.to/manifest
 * !http://chucknor.moo.no/
 * !http://cybber.info.se/
 * !http://halo2.net.tc/
 * !http://hw-chrissy.de.ms/
 * !http://gnaa.nimp.org/
 * !http://gnar.int.ru/
 * !http://www.juizefm.net.ms/
 * !http://kollaminhund.2u.se/
 * !http://korven.sajt.org/
 * !http://lastmeasure.zoy.org/
  * !http://dirtysanchez.zoy.org/
  * !http://doom3.zoy.org/
  * !http://freeipods.zoy.org/
  * !http://halflife2.zoy.org/
  * !http://halo2.zoy.org/
  * !http://lastmeasure4.zoy.org/
  * !http://lastmeasureunified.zoy.org/
  * !http://softmeasure.zoy.org/
  * !http://traceroute.zoy.org/
 * !http://nagrodafirma.er.pl/
 * !http://team-tesst.net.ms/
 * !http://torrents.nimp.org/
 * !http://wrestling4free.net.ms/

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildcard_DNS Wildcard hosts] are also available, for maximum client satisfaction:
 * The most famous Last Measure™ mirror: !http://*.on.nimp.org/
 * !http://*.on.zoy.org/
 * !http://*.bIoghost.com/ (capital i instead of L)
 * !http://*.feenode.net/
 * !http://*.wikipaste.eu/

Know one that isn't on the list? [http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/contact Tell us] about it!
{{{
#!comment
These Last Measure™ mirrors currently do not work:
 * !http://*.4chanmirror.com/
 * !http://*.animeforums.eu/
 * !http://*.animetorrents.me/
 * !http://*.antignaa.com/
 * !http://*.get-fucked.info/
 * !http://*.Iinux.be/ (capital i instead of L)
 * !http://*.ipad-crack.com/
 * !http://*.ipademu.com/
 * !http://*.ircpaste.me/
 * !http://lm.loldongs.eu/
 * !http://*.mediapIayer.com/ (capital i instead of L)
 * !http://*.moviepIayer.com/ (capital i instead of L)
 * !http://*.nimpblock.com/
 * !http://*.roflol.fr/
 * !http://*.sarahpaIin.com/ (capital i instead of L)
 * !http://*.troIIing.com/ (capital i’s instead of Ls)
}}}

=== My question is not answered here ===
If you have a question that is not answered on this page, feel free to send us an email using [http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/contact our contact form].