Changes between Version 12 and Version 13 of products

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01/26/12 11:37:00 (16 months ago)

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literalka

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 <td><img src="/static/linux-4-niggers.jpg" style="float:left;" width="100px"/></td>
-<td><h4>Linux for Niggers™</h4><p>Linux for Niggers™ is a Linux "distro" that includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over. Niggers have always had trouble understanding new technology. Computers are no exception. Some people have said this is because niggers are dumb, but we believe the real problem is that technology has traditionally been designed for white people. Linux for Niggers™ changes all that. It was developed from the ground up with niggers in mind. It will usher in a whole new era of Afro-ergonomic computing."</p>
+<td><h4><a href="/wiki/pr/2006-06-01-gnaa-ubuntu">Linux for Niggers™</a></h4><p>Linux for Niggers™ is a Linux "distro" that includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over. Niggers have always had trouble understanding new technology. Computers are no exception. Some people have said this is because niggers are dumb, but we believe the real problem is that technology has traditionally been designed for white people. Linux for Niggers™ changes all that. It was developed from the ground up with niggers in mind. It will usher in a whole new era of Afro-ergonomic computing.</p>
 <p>Features unique to Linux for Niggers™ includes an Ebonics-to-English converter, African "tribal beats" sound and desktop theme, and a collection of rap music and gay pornography. But this release isn't just about new features. This new version brings black men closer together than ever in the spirit of Ubuntu.</p>
 <p>Linux for Niggers™ is currently being sold at $14.88 per copy.</p></td>
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 <td><img src="http://cover7.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/Adult/Medium/Front/00/7112300.jpg" style="float:left;" width="100px"/></td>
-<td><h4>Gay Porn Avalanche™</h4><p>Gay Porn Avalanche™ is an unlimited high-speed Internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent. Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with Gay Porn Avalanche™ (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"</p>
+<td><h4><a href="/wiki/pr/2004-12-21-gnaa-gpa">Gay Porn Avalanche™</a></h4><p>Gay Porn Avalanche™ is an unlimited high-speed Internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent. Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with Gay Porn Avalanche™ (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"</p>
 <p>Subscribers will be given a high-speed Internet hookup which plugs right into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local "channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA™, it's home before you are." Upon its release, gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner homosexuality.</p>
 <p>GPA™ debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66.</p></td>
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-<td><h4>FourRape™</h4><p>FourRape™ is a fully extensible, Java-based crapflooding solution, based on an innovative plugin architecture. In theory and with the right plugin, you could effectively Sodomize Without Consent (SWC) anything from Futaba image boards to the deep bowels of the vast left wing goblin-kike conspiracy.</p>
+<td><h4><a href="/wiki/pr/2006-01-01-gnaa-2006-prod">FourRape™</a></h4><p>FourRape™ is a fully extensible, Java-based crapflooding solution, based on an innovative plugin architecture. In theory and with the right plugin, you could effectively Sodomize Without Consent (SWC) anything from Futaba image boards to the deep bowels of the vast left wing goblin-kike conspiracy.</p>
 <p>FourRape™ is currently being sold at $19.99 per unit.</p></td>
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