== GNAA press releases ==

Official GNAA press releases. For more information, follow each link. Each press release is presented as HTML with a download link for the cut-and-paste friendly text-only version.

=== 2013 ===
* [/wiki/pr/2013-04-20-gnaa-dzhokhar GNAA sets up #freeDzhokhar fund (2013/04/20)]
* [/wiki/pr/2013-04-18-gnaa-waco Federal Tyranny Exposed by GNAA (2013/04/18)]
* [/wiki/pr/2013-04-15-gnaa-atheism GNAA Declares War on Atheism (2013/04/15)]
* [/wiki/pr/2013-04-13-gnaa-ofwgkta Country Star, Frank Ocean, Joins GNAA (2013/04/13)]
* [/wiki/pr/2013-04-06-gnaa-jews GNAA Exposes Jewish Lies (2013/04/06)]

=== 2012 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-12-06-gnaa-tumblr GNAA Releases New "Gary Niger" Tumblr Theme (2012/12/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-12-01-gnaa-macarthur GNAA Bestows Honorary Membership upon Dr. James MacArthur (2012/12/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-11-10-gnaa-mlp GNAA Launches "War on Bronies" (2012/11/10)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-11-01-gnaa-sandy GNAA Fabricates “Sandy Loot Crew”, Media Bites (2012/11/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-10-29-gnaa-ohinternet GNAA Forces Shutdown of “OhInternet” (2012/10/29)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-10-03-gnaa-reddit /r/GNAA Removed by Homophobic Zionists (2012/10/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-09-25-gnaa-rlgbt GNAA Declares War on /r/lgbt (2012/09/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-09-11-gnaa-wikimedia GNAA Agents Fly Plane into Wikimedia Foundation Headquarters (2012/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-08-25-gnaa-rape Rape More Effective than Condoms, Research Shows (2012/08/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-07-21-gnaa-linux GNAA Launches Linux for Niggers™ Project Website (2012/07/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-06-06-gnaa-luka GNAA Proves Innocence of Luka Magnotta (2012/06/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-06-03-gnaa-wordpress GNAA Obliterates Countless Wordpress Blogs (2012/06/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-05-30-gnaa-ponychan GNAA Persuades “Ponychan” to Halt Services (2012/05/30)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-05-21-gnaa-wikimania GNAA Announces Plans for Appearance at Wikimania 2012 (2012/05/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-02-20-gnaa-wtc Wikipedia Knows it: Jews Did WTC (2012/02/20)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-02-12-gnaa-jewsdidwtc GNAA Relaunches Popular "Jews Did WTC" Website (2012/02/12)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2012-01-24-gnaa-brony GNAA Begins "Brony" Outreach (2012/01/24)]

=== 2011 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-12-10-gnaa-mugerwa GNAA Forced to Cancel African Outreach Program (2011/12/10)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-12-05-gnaa-japan GNAA: Japan had it Coming (2011/12/05)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-11-11-gnaa-paterno Joe Paterno Retires to Pursue Lifelong Dream of Achieving Gayniggerdom (2011/11/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-10-25-gnaa-outreach GNAA Unveils African Outreach Program (2011/10/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-10-20-gnaa-scholarship GNAA Announces Scholarship for Gay Black Youth (2011/10/20)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-09-11-gnaa-koran GNAA Announces Participation in International Burn a Koran Day (2011/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-08-28-gnaa-paz New GNAA President paz is Elected (2011/08/27)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-08-08-gnaa-wikipedia GNAA Enrages Wikipedia Community with Vicious Press Release (2011/08/08)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-07-23-gnaa-winehouse GNAA Plans to Release Amy Winehouse Sex Tape (2011/07/23)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-06-11-gnaa-welcome GNAA Welcomes Hundreds of New Members and Associates (2011/06/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-06-07-gnaa-lemon Don Lemon Joins GNAA (2011/06/07)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-05-13-gnaa-anonymous "Anonymous" brutally exposed (2011/05/13)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-05-02-gnaa-osama GNAA Mourns Death of Osama Bin Laden (2011/05/02)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-04-15-gnaa-jayjg GNAA Deletion Debate Ignited on Wikipedia (2011/04/15)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-04-01-gnaa-feenode GNAA acquires freenode (2011/04/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-03-23-gnaa-wiki GNAA article returns to Wikipedia (2011/03/23)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-03-12-gnaa-japan Jap earthquake: An excuse for Japs to test their new nuclear weapons? (2011/03/12)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-02-03-gnaa-dikky DiKKy Heartiez Returns to #GNAA, Terror Quickly Follows (2011/02/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-01-27-gnaa-paedophile GNAA Launches Paedophilewatch.org (2011/01/27)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-01-18-gnaa-weev U.S. Sentences White Hat Hacker to 11 Years in Jail (2011/01/18)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-01-12-gnaa-autism GNAA Releases Groundbreaking New Study on Autism (2011/01/12)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-01-09-gnaa-kunwon GNAA Reveals Link Between Freenode and Arizona Gunman (2011/01/09)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords GNAA Offers to Annoint Injured Congresswoman with Holy Gaynigger Seed (2011/01/08)]
=== 2010 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2010-09-11-gnaa-ground-zero-mosque GNAA Endorses Construction of "Ground Zero Mosque" (2010/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2010-06-03-ipad-sim Activating an (AT&T) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad (2010/06/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2010-03-22-gnaa-walmart GNAA Confirms Link Between Wal-Mart and The Bilderberg Group (2010/03/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2010-03-14-gnaa-website GNAA unveils new wiki-based corporate website (2010/03/14)]
=== 2007 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2007-09-11-gnaa-chufter GNAA Unveils Chufter (2007/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2007-06-22-gnaa-hybc GNAA annouces death of high-ranking wikipedo admin's wife, hair (2007/06/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2007-02-25-gnaa-vista GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista (2007/02/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2007-02-03-gnaa-cnn CNN HQ Stormed By Elite GNAA Operatives, Classified 9/11 Information Broadcast (2007/02/03)]
=== 2006 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-12-03-gnaa-wikidel Jewish pedophiles delete GNAA article from Wikipedia (2006/12/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-sony Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless (2006/10/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-bike GNAA Issues Apology In The Death Of Rob Levin's Bike (2006/10/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-10-13-gnaa-reiser GNAA investigators make unprecedented breakthrough in Reiser case (2006/10/13)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-09-16-gnaa-lilo GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin (2006/09/16)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-09-06-gnaa-irwin GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILTY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO (2006/09/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-08-22-gnaa-loli GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid (2006/08/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-07-29-gnaa-phpjews GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit (2006/07/29)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-07-28-gnaa-tpm GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module (2006/07/28)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-06-22-gnaa-freenet Ten-thousand Freenet User Identities Compromised (2006/06/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-06-01-gnaa-ubuntu MARK SHUTTLEWORTH AND CANONICAL ANNOUNCE LINUX FOR NIGGERS (2006/06/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-05-10-gnaa-blaine David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility (2006/05/10)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-04-24-gnaa-startrek GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool (2006/04/24)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-03-22-gnaa-jackson GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple (2006/03/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-03-04-gnaa-onenigger GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities (2006/03/04)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-02-28-gnaa-scientology GNAA discovers Scientology's shocking roots in the association (2006/02/28)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-01-20-gnaa-wikipedia-de GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government (2006/01/20)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-01-18-gnaa-ali-agca Mehmet Ali Agca confessed who paid him to assasinate pope John Paul II (2006/01/18)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-01-17-gnaa-drmlkjr Recent findings from the GNAAU prove that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was gay (2006/01/17)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2006-01-01-gnaa-2006-prod GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup (2006/01/01)]
=== 2005 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-12-31-gnaa-2006 GNAA announces 2005 a success (2005/12/31)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-10-03-gnaa-corp GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation (2005/10/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-ripl0de GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour (2005/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-katrina GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims (2005/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-08-06-gnaa-naruto GNAA outreach program hailed as an overwhelming success (2005/08/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-08-05-gnaa-zion GNAA Research Division exposes long standing Zionist plot (2005/08/05)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-07-04-gnaa-grids GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations (2005/07/04)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-06-14-gnaa-osxtorrent GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT (2005/06/14)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-06-07-gnaa-appleintel Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended (2005/06/07)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-06-06-gnaa-sarge GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 "Sarge" (2005/06/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-05-06-gnaa-latvia GNAA exposes the dangers of hiring Latvians (2005/05/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-04-30-gnaa-scam GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam (2005/04/30)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-04-20-gnaa-hitler GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY (2005/04/20)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-04-07-gnaa-bioresearch GNAA Bioresearch unveils the Ubernigger Project (2005/04/07)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-03-30-gnaa-cochran GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger (2005/03/30)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-03-26-gnaa-easter GNAA releases surprising new Easter research (2005/03/26)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-03-21-gnaa-schiavo Terry Schiavo Announces Support for GNAA (2005/03/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-03-14-gnaa-nichols GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia (2005/03/14)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-03-11-gnaa-hivplus GNAA announces open source, object-oriented political revolution (2005/03/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-02-11-gnaa-hard Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard (2005/02/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-02-02-gnaa-michael Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time (2005/02/02)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-01-25-gnaa-2005 GNAA unveils new 2005 product line (2005/01/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-01-22-gnaa-christian God Exiled From Information Superhighway (2005/01/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-01-21-gnaa-irc GNAA Declares ownership of 99.9% of all IRC networks (2005/01/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-01-12-gnaa-sperm GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad (2005/01/12)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2005-01-05-gnaa-tsunami Giant Tsunami of AIDS hits America (2005/01/05)]
=== 2004 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-12-27-gnaa-xanga GNAA announces Xanga-dotting of Something Awful (2004/12/27)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-12-21-gnaa-viagra GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds (2004/12/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-12-21-gnaa-gpa GNAA Announces Gay Porn Avalanche (2004/12/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-11-23-gnaa-neal Low-Carb Movement Gains Internet Celebrity Support (2004/11/23)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-11-10-gnaa-arrest GNAA Member Arrested for Trolling (2004/11/10)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-10-31-gnaa-dremel Dremel Stock skyrockets amidst rumors of GNAA takeover (2004/10/31)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-10-25-gnaa-mbonig GNAA freedom fighters attack mbonig into submission (2004/10/25)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-10-07-gnaa-wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia (2004/10/07)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-10-01-gnaa-corpse GNAA introduces first open-source corpse (2004/10/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-27-gnaa-lm100k LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark (2004/09/27)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-23-gnaa-lysol GNAA Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot (2004/09/23)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-21-gnaa-iraq GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters (2004/09/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-13-gnaa-rice GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage (2004/09/13)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-13-gnaa-nuke News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke (2004/09/13)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-12-gnaa-l0de GNAA Announces l0de's Death (2004/09/12)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-11-gnaa-cessna GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company (2004/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-09-11-gnaa-911 Happy 9/11 From The GNAA (2004/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-29-gnaa-attack GNAA ATTACKED BY INTERNET TERRORISTS (2004/08/29)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-20-gnaa-slsk GNAA Penetrates Popular Pirating Network (2004/08/20)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-03-gnaa-aimgirl2 GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors (2004/08/03)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-02-gnaa-aimgirl GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community (2004/08/02)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-02-jews-wtc GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION (2004/08/02)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-08-01-gnaa-europe GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe (2004/08/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-07-24-gnaa-rtt GNAA Announces Interview with Real Troll Talk (2004/07/24)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-07-14-gnaa-slashiis GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET (2004/07/14)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-07-14-gnaa-matroska GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container (2004/07/14)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-29-gnaa-apple GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community (2004/06/29)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-26-gnaa-tiger GNAA Leaks Info about Apple's Next Major OS (2004/06/26)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-22-gnaa-insurance GNAA begins sale of decapitation insurance (2004/06/22)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-22-gnaa-ptnntp GNAA announces intent to crapflood Portuguese usenet (2004/06/22)] ('''NEW''')
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-21-gnaa-olsendisorder GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen (2004/06/21)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-19-gnaa-gnfos-dr GNAA announces ''Gayniggers from Outer Space'' digitally remastered edition! (2004/06/19)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-06-16-gnaa-3kblog GNAA announces responsibility for killing 3000 blogs (2004/06/16)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-05-30-gnaa-ea GNAA announces hostile takeover of Electronic Arts (2004/05/30)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-05-17-gnaa-aol GNAA Announces Victory over AOL (2004/05/17)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-05-14-gnaa-mt3.pdf SixApart confirms, Bloggers Are Dying (2004/05/14)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-05-06-gnaa-dmx GNAA Announces new celebrity member (2004/05/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-04-27-gnaa-olympics GNAA Dominates Trollympics (2004/04/27)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-04-09-gnaa-momfucked GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus (2004/04/09)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-03-24-gnaa-profit GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil (2004/03/24)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-03-17-olsen-kidnapping GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins (2004/03/17)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-03-17-gnaa-goatse GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island (2004/03/17)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-linux-dying GNAA / Google Confirms: Linux is dying (2004/01/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-gnaa-jesus GNAA Research: Was Jesus a NIGGER? (2004/01/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-gnaa-kent GNAA files $20 million claim against Kent school district (2004/01/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-gnaa-os GNAA Ported to XBOX (2004/01/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-gnaa-torrent GNAA needs BitTorrent tracker for GNFOS Movie (2004/01/01)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2004-01-01-gnaa-christmas Happy new year from GNAA (2004/01/01)]
=== 2003 ===
 * [/wiki/pr/2003-11-06-gnaa-backdoor GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor (2003/11/06)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2003-09-11-gnaa-nigerian SCO: The GNAA-Nigerian connection (2003/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2003-09-11-gnaa-troll GNAA Announces acquisition of SCO (2003/09/11)]
 * [/wiki/pr/2003-09-11-gnaascoip SCO acquires a new business partner - GNAA (2003/09/11)]
=== Unknown Date ===
 * [/wiki/pr/gnaa-israel GNAA starts preparations for destruction of Israel]
 * [/wiki/pr/gnaa-ukstealthtax GNAA supports UK Car Toll (mid-to-late 2005)]