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GNAA press releases
Official GNAA press releases. For more information, follow each link. Each press release is presented as HTML with a download link for the cut-and-paste friendly text-only version.
2012
2011
- GNAA Forced to Cancel African Outreach Program (2011/12/10)
- GNAA: Japan had it Coming (2011/12/05)
- Joe Paterno Retires to Pursue Lifelong Dream of Achieving Gayniggerdom (2011/11/11)
- GNAA Unveils African Outreach Program (2011/10/25)
- GNAA Announces Scholarship for Gay Black Youth (2011/10/20)
- GNAA Announces Participation in International Burn a Koran Day (2011/09/11)
- New GNAA President paz is Elected (2011/08/27)
- GNAA Enrages Wikipedia Community with Vicious Press Release (2011/08/08)
- GNAA Plans to Release Amy Winehouse Sex Tape (2011/07/23)
- GNAA Welcomes Hundreds of New Members and Associates (2011/06/11)
- Don Lemon Joins GNAA (2011/06/07)
- "Anonymous" brutally exposed (2011/05/13)
- GNAA Mourns Death of Osama Bin Laden (2011/05/02)
- GNAA Deletion Debate Ignited on Wikipedia (2011/04/15)
- GNAA acquires freenode (2011/04/01)
- GNAA article returns to Wikipedia (2011/03/23)
- Jap earthquake: An excuse for Japs to test their new nuclear weapons? (2011/03/12)
- DiKKy Heartiez Returns to #GNAA, Terror Quickly Follows (2011/02/03)
- GNAA Launches Paedophilewatch.org (2011/01/27)
- U.S. Sentences White Hat Hacker to 11 Years in Jail (2011/01/18)
- GNAA Releases Groundbreaking New Study on Autism (2011/01/12)
- GNAA Reveals Link Between Freenode and Arizona Gunman (2011/01/09)
- GNAA Offers to Annoint Injured Congresswoman with Holy Gaynigger Seed (2011/01/08)
2010
- GNAA Endorses Construction of "Ground Zero Mosque" (2010/09/11)
- Activating an (AT&T) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad (2010/06/03)
- GNAA Confirms Link Between Wal-Mart and The Bilderberg Group (2010/03/22)
- GNAA unveils new wiki-based corporate website (2010/03/14)
2007
- GNAA Unveils Chufter (2007/09/11)
- GNAA annouces death of high-ranking wikipedo admin's wife, hair (2007/06/22)
- GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista (2007/02/25)
- CNN HQ Stormed By Elite GNAA Operatives, Classified 9/11 Information Broadcast (2007/02/03)
2006
- Jewish pedophiles delete GNAA article from Wikipedia (2006/12/03)
- Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless (2006/10/25)
- GNAA Issues Apology In The Death Of Rob Levin's Bike (2006/10/25)
- GNAA investigators make unprecedented breakthrough in Reiser case (2006/10/13)
- GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin (2006/09/16)
- GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILTY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO (2006/09/06)
- GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid (2006/08/22)
- GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit (2006/07/29)
- GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module (2006/07/28)
- Ten-thousand Freenet User Identities Compromised (2006/06/22)
- MARK SHUTTLEWORTH AND CANONICAL ANNOUNCE LINUX FOR NIGGERS (2006/06/01)
- David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility (2006/05/10)
- GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool (2006/04/24)
- GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple (2006/03/22)
- GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities (2006/03/04)
- GNAA discovers Scientology's shocking roots in the association (2006/02/28)
- GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government (2006/01/20)
- Mehmet Ali Agca confessed who paid him to assasinate pope John Paul II (2006/01/18)
- Recent findings from the GNAAU prove that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was gay (2006/01/17)
- GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup (2006/01/01)
2005
- GNAA announces 2005 a success (2005/12/31)
- GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation (2005/10/03)
- GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour (2005/09/11)
- GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims (2005/09/11)
- GNAA outreach program hailed as an overwhelming success (2005/08/06)
- GNAA Research Division exposes long standing Zionist plot (2005/08/05)
- GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations (2005/07/04)
- GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT (2005/06/14)
- Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended (2005/06/07)
- GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 "Sarge" (2005/06/06)
- GNAA exposes the dangers of hiring Latvians (2005/05/06)
- GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam (2005/04/30)
- GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY (2005/04/20)
- GNAA Bioresearch unveils the Ubernigger Project (2005/04/07)
- GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger (2005/03/30)
- GNAA releases surprising new Easter research (2005/03/26)
- Terry Schiavo Announces Support for GNAA (2005/03/21)
- GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia (2005/03/14)
- GNAA announces open source, object-oriented political revolution (2005/03/11)
- Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard (2005/02/11)
- Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time (2005/02/02)
- GNAA unveils new 2005 product line (2005/01/25)
- God Exiled From Information Superhighway (2005/01/22)
- GNAA Declares ownership of 99.9% of all IRC networks (2005/01/21)
- GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad (2005/01/12)
- Giant Tsunami of AIDS hits America (2005/01/05)
2004
- GNAA announces Xanga-dotting of Something Awful (2004/12/27)
- GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds (2004/12/21)
- GNAA Announces Gay Porn Avalanche (2004/12/21)
- Low-Carb Movement Gains Internet Celebrity Support (2004/11/23)
- GNAA Member Arrested for Trolling (2004/11/10)
- Dremel Stock skyrockets amidst rumors of GNAA takeover (2004/10/31)
- GNAA freedom fighters attack mbonig into submission (2004/10/25)
- GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia (2004/10/07)
- GNAA introduces first open-source corpse (2004/10/01)
- LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark (2004/09/27)
- GNAA Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot (2004/09/23)
- GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters (2004/09/21)
- GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage (2004/09/13)
- News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke (2004/09/13)
- GNAA Announces l0de's Death (2004/09/12)
- GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company (2004/09/11)
- Happy 9/11 From The GNAA (2004/09/11)
- GNAA ATTACKED BY INTERNET TERRORISTS (2004/08/29)
- GNAA Penetrates Popular Pirating Network (2004/08/20)
- GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors (2004/08/03)
- GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community (2004/08/02)
- GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION (2004/08/02)
- GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe (2004/08/01)
- GNAA Announces Interview with Real Troll Talk (2004/07/24)
- GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET (2004/07/14)
- GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container (2004/07/14)
- GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community (2004/06/29)
- GNAA Leaks Info about Apple's Next Major OS (2004/06/26)
- GNAA begins sale of decapitation insurance (2004/06/22)
- GNAA announces intent to crapflood Portuguese usenet (2004/06/22) (NEW)
- GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen (2004/06/21)
- GNAA announces ''Gayniggers from Outer Space'' digitally remastered edition! (2004/06/19)
- GNAA announces responsibility for killing 3000 blogs (2004/06/16)
- GNAA announces hostile takeover of Electronic Arts (2004/05/30)
- GNAA Announces Victory over AOL (2004/05/17)
- SixApart confirms, Bloggers Are Dying (2004/05/14)
- GNAA Announces new celebrity member (2004/05/06)
- GNAA Dominates Trollympics (2004/04/27)
- GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus (2004/04/09)
- GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil (2004/03/24)
- GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins (2004/03/17)
- GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island (2004/03/17)
- GNAA / Google Confirms: Linux is dying (2004/01/01)
- GNAA Research: Was Jesus a NIGGER? (2004/01/01)
- GNAA files $20 million claim against Kent school district (2004/01/01)
- GNAA Ported to XBOX (2004/01/01)
- GNAA needs BitTorrent tracker for GNFOS Movie (2004/01/01)
- Happy new year from GNAA (2004/01/01)
2003
- GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor (2003/11/06)
- SCO: The GNAA-Nigerian connection (2003/09/11)
- GNAA Announces acquisition of SCO (2003/09/11)
- SCO acquires a new business partner - GNAA (2003/09/11)
