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GNAA supports UK Car Toll
The Gay Nigger Association spoke out today in what will come to be known as "really something".
Speaking of Alistair Darling's new Car Charge proposal, towering black behemoth Gary Niger, CEO of the GNAA Organisation, today told reporters he is "Fully behind Mr Darling [transport secretary] in any of his stealth (tax or otherwise) endeavours"
From his luxury beach front mansion, popular troll timecop, had more to say
however;
"It's going to be a long, hard campaign to get
this measure implemented, but the much awaited prize of GPS tracking Non
Gay-Niggers across the UK will be realized. In such a way that will leave them
shivering to their colon."
British chav onlookers were skeptical. "Now how am I supposed to buy my hard liquor on welfare cheques? innit." says a blackeyed mother-of-four in Manchester.
GNAA researchers predict 2006 will bring many innovations into the non-nigger tracking market. Including, but not limited to, the invention of the rectal suppository GPS system. GNAA researchers seemed ecstatic in the belief that this 4 inch diameter 'ball' will "Need a lot of testing in the lab, before public release."
Mr. Darling refused to comment directly to GNAA reporters after outlining this proposal, citing "intense anal frustration."
About UK:
The UK (United Kingdom) is the largest importer of KY jelly and the most well known producer of incestuous royalty, according to a 2002 survey by the BBC.
About GNAA:GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.
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| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
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