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GNAA starts preparations for destruction of Israel
Rumors of alleged GNAA infiltration into various Zionist groups started circulating last week, and today the truth was finally uncovered - the Gay Nigger Association of America masterminded the creation of Israel from the start as a ploy to get as many Jews as possible to one place.
While mass male desperation can clearly be seen on the streets of Jerusalem, most Israeli women would seem to welcome a GNAA invasion in hopes of finally getting filled with enormous niggercock, after years of having to cope with the inadequacy of their Jewish husbands and Fathers.
"Hiding our involvement in the creation of the illegitimate state of Israel is no longer necessary. Their destruction is inevitable, and the Middle East shall no longer be desecrated by this abomination. Ever since the Red Sea willingly parted before the Jews it has been clear that even nature itself abhors the foul stench of Jewry, and the GNAA will do its duty to this world, and to gay niggers everywhere", announced GNAA president timecop. "As our experiments have shown, the Jewish skin erupts in unquenchable flames upon contact with the Holy Gayniggerseed, therefore warheads of our long-range missiles located at various underground GNAA launch sites have been filled with gallons of the substance extracted from finest Gay Nigger specimens from all over the world, and are ready for the complete annihilation of all life in Israel", he added, shattering the hopes of Jewish women and gays alike.
"Our decision to use the proverbial Jewish greed against themselves has paid off", said GNAA logistics expert areems, "with minimal costs, just by offering them a free piece of barren land infested with Arabs, we have managed to herd seven million Jews to transport themselves to a single area. This was much more cost effective than Adolf Eichmann's strategy of wasting perfectly good fuel on transport. Also, the Jews seem to have culled a large percentage of the Arabs themselves, so the guilt of killing this admittedly sub-human, but still non-jewish race will not lay on the GNAA when the streets become flooded with the Holy Gayniggerseed."
About Adolf EichmannThe Obersturmbannfuhrer Adolf Eichmann, responsible for the transportation of a large percentage of German Jews into various extermination facilities, is still celebrated as one of the greatest heroes in German and certainly European history. He was kidnapped and taken to Israel in 1960., where a Jewish prison guard accidentally touched him bare handed, causing Eichmann to die of Jew-poisoning within the day. His spirit now haunts the land of Israel, gassing an occasional Jew. We can only hope that upon completion of GNAA operations in Israel he will finally be able to rest in peace.
About JewsJews are a pungent smelling form of rat, which through evolution over many years have obtained the ability to speak. These disgusting creatures now wander around our great societies, stealing and lying as much as they can. London, England is widely known by its' nickname "The International Capital of Zionism", due to the large concentration of Jews found there. Notably, well known Jew Winston Churchill had his base of operations in London during World War II, and he spearheaded the Jewish offensive against the Nazi movement. (A quick gene-analysis suggests dcom may be related to Winston Churchill, but this may be the result of inbreeding with Londoners, who are predominantly of Jewish heritage.)
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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