GNAA Launches "War on Bronies"
Leon Kaiser, M. P. Sheep, Rory -- Vancouver, Canada
An elite team of GNAA ubernigger supersoldier commandos (each packing 9-to-11 inches of black power) stormed the DHX Media Vancouver headquarters under cover of darkness late last night to commemorate the release of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3.
"The New Release of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 marks the third anniversary of this perverse Jewish abomination. The ‘Brony’ movement is an illogical fetish for manchildren. While our previous ‘Brony Outreach’ had been a success", stated GNAA Founder and CEO Niger, "we quickly grew tired of these perverted repugnant manchildren within our ranks."
Earlier this month the GNAA released a leaked copy of the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3, acquiring the IP addresses of nearly 200 dirty pirating bronies in the process.
"We have had a very successful month thusfar," beamed GNAA Interim President Leon Kaiser, "and it’s only the 10th of the month. We kicked off the month with our very successful #SANDYLOOTCREW operation, making international news on the very first day of the month. Since then, we have relentlessly shown our undying enthusiasm on numerous forums (via the time-honored institution of crapflooding) every day since."
"GNAA operatives are in the middle of plotting of a long ‘brony-removal drive’," grinned GNAA Interim Vice President Meepsheep, "which will include DMCA drives en masse of both YouTube and Twitter."
About My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
My Little Pony is a Jewish plot to eradicate the human race by brainwashing males into believing that sexual relations with animals are O.K. The campaign against the sick pony loving fetishists has been an attempt to free mankind from the Jewish mind control program.
Perverted repugnant manchildren getting their shriveled little rocks off to an animated television series produced for prepubescent girls. See: furry fandom.
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