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Thursday, November 1, 2012

GNAA Fabricates “Sandy Loot Crew”, Media Bites

Leon Kaiser and M.P. Sheep - Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey - GNAA agents this week fabricated a large-scale Twitter-assault resulting in the involvement of numerous “web-celebrities” including Alex Jones and the “Anonymous hacktivist collective”.

”It was a simple idea,” stated GNAA founder and CEO Gary Niger, “we unleash our trained squad of Gayniggers onto Twitter to threaten the huddled and afraid masses affected by Hurricane Sandy.”

“Anonymous even hopped on the anti-looter bandwagon,” quipped GNAA Head of Public Relations Leon Kaiser, “sending a barrage of ‘TROLOLOLOL’ tweets to our agents accounts, once again proving that it has long been reduced to nothing but meme-spewing 14 year-old script kiddies.”

The highlight of the day however came when radio host “Alex Jones” posted an article to his “news site” detailing the “very real” lootings. “It is very likely that Jones himself believes these to be true,” remarked GNAA spokesnigger Meepsheep, “several voices in your head commanding you to harm yourself will drive any man insane.”

Tweets included often racist remarks, such as Hi Bobo Monkey boy. Want a banana?", "simple ape", "typical niggers", "ignorant nigger", "dumbass niggas", "porch monkey", "monkey looters…pavement apes", and "typical nigger";As well as threats and hopes for violence, such as "I hope you get shot in your face. Your stomach first so you can feel some pain", "I hope you get shot in the spine tonight and spend life in a wheelchair cause that's what I would do to you", "I hope some old lady caps your stupid looting ass!!", "I hope you get shot", and "I can't wait till [sic] you tweet about getn [sic] shot. DIE".

About Alex Jones:

A schizophrenic radio host from Austin, TX who has been, without a doubt, trolled and has subsequently lost. It is very likely that he will not have a nice day.

About “Anonymous”:

Meme-spewing morality police.

About Twitter:

Narcissism platform in 140 characters or less.

About GNAA:

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~128mb) using BitTorrent.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA IRC channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to provide a link to your slashdot first post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA IRC channel, you may be on the wrong IRC network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server.

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