Tuesday, September 11, 2012
GNAA Agents Fly Plane into Wikimedia Foundation Headquarters
Leon Kaiser - San Francisco, CA
Audio logs recovered from the jet's black box painted a ghastly scene during the skirmish. Both the pilot and co-pilot were stuffed with several gallons of raw nigger semen in seconds. Passengers were heard shrieking as the supersoldiers' enormous, genetically-enhanced, erect genitals tore through their flesh, bones, and organs. Crew members attempted in vain to ward off the inevitable prolapses at the hands and dongs of the GNAA.
The supersoldiers then plotted their course for the Wikimedia Foundation Headquarters in San Francisco, California. The last minutes of the recovered audio consist of the supersoldiers loudly praying to the almighty Gaynigger God, Allah.
Posing for his next "Beg Banner" photo, Jimmy "I had user rights that I myself coded taken away by my own community" Wales suddenly found himself deafened by the horrible sound of 65 lives ending.
Jimmy "My life is more important than yours" Wales quickly shoved his way to the nearest exit, knocking over several of his own employees in the process, effectively dooming them to be consumed by the rapidly spreading flames.
Realizing that this year donations would be absolutely imperative in order to purchase a new office building for the Wikimedia HQ (after buying himself a brand new private jet, of course), Wales asked news teams converging on the scene to photograph him. Wales posed for the cameras, asking the photographer to capture his "good side".
Next year's fundraising campaign photos will feature a disheveled Wales grinning wildly in front of the burning wreckage of the former Wikimedia HQ.
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