Saturday, July 21, 2012
GNAA Launches Linux for Niggers™ Project Website
M.P. Sheep – Studio City, California
Studio City, California - GNAA labs have spent uncounted years developing the revolutionary Linux for Niggers™ distribution, a truly remarkable piece of open source software. While the practicality and use alone would be huge attention getters, GNAA developers have faced the ongoing problem related to marketing their product. However, ideas developed during a brainstorming session, and the proceeding orgy have put an end to that problem once and for all.
”We realized that a strong push for marketing was far overdue,” said GNAA CEO and head of development Gary Niger, “a corporate site advertising the accomplishments of the Linux for Niggers™ operating system was exactly what we needed.”
Knowing who to turn to, Niger asked Linux for Niggers™ supporter and prolific child molester Roger “Dangerman” Tinsley for a small amount of funding to help support the project. Tinsley was far more than willing, and offered Niger to host the website on one of his many Linux for Niggers™ servers. Niger accepted on the grounds that said server would be clean of child pornography, and despite being a near impossible promise for Tinsley to maintain, he nevertheless agreed.
Quickly after the launch of the site, support unexpectedly arrived from previous GNAA supporters Dr. Noah Mugerwa and Kyle “Yelling at Cats” Escue. “This shit [Linux for Niggers™] is like, tighter than Twilight Sparkle's virgin asshole.” said Escue before indulging in a line of medical bath salts.
The site, hosted at linuxforniggers.us, servers to provide awareness and ease of access to the GNAA's Linux for Niggers™ operating system. It has already been deemed a success by GNAA members, as they witnessed an enormous rise in popularity in Linux for Niggers™ literally overnight. Gayniggers everywhere look forward to future use and development of a truly special piece of non-proprietary software.
About Linux for Niggers™:
The only Linux distribution distribution designed with niggers in mind. For further reading, please visit linuxforniggers.us.
Roger “Dangerman” Tinsley is a self-proclaimed “boylover” from Studio City, California with a long history of interaction with GNAA members.
About “Yelling at Cats”:
About Dr. Noah Mugerwa:
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