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Wednesday, June 6, 2012
GNAA Proves Innocence of Luka Magnotta
M.P. Sheep, Leon Kaiser - Montreal, Quebec
Montreal, Quebec - In a shocking turn of events, GNAA CEO Gary Niger held a last-minute press conference to reveal new GNAA findings in the case of alleged murderer Luka Magnotta.
”After acquiring court documents that suggested that prosecutors are starting to suspect that Luka was framed due to new evidence, the GNAA research squad spent day and night looking into what could be the case of the century. After tireless hours of indexing, we have concluded that the ”Ice Pick Killer” is in fact not Luka Rocco Magnotta, but rather Ruud “Slayerduck” Burg of the Rizon IRC network (not to be confused with notorious war criminal Nick "LOL JEWS" Berg).”
Onlookers gasped at both Niger's girth and his findings, and at once set out to ensure Magnotta's freedom and bring Ruud v.d Burg of Bisschop van Mierlostraat 35 Mierlo, Nederland to justice.
GNAA member Leon Kaiser later stated, “It was no shock that Slayerduck was a killer of this degree really; anyone who spends a fraction of a second on his ”paheal” website is immediately subjected to sexual fetishisms of the most disgusting variety.
GNAA uncovered a webcam video of a blood-covered, sobbing Burg dating to the day of the murder. In the video, Burg is shown recounting the incident in graphic detail to his mother in between fits of hysteric sobbing.
“We also managed to get our hands on court documents that suggest prosecutors don't even think that Luka is their man,“ Kaiser continued, “And on a personal level, we have evidence to suggest that Burg's violent rampage was enticed by the continued GNAA trolling of his website.“
About Luka Magnotta:
An outstanding member of the gay community, and all around good-guy, Luka's unfair portrayal as a murderer was due to the careful planning done by actual serial killer Ruud v.d Burg.
About “paheal”:A web service erected to enable the most disgusting of perverts, from voraphiles, to pedophiles, to bronies.
About “Slayerduck”:Not only is Ruud v.d Burg of Mierlo, Nederland a proud pedophile (see
below), but a proven murderer and cannibal.
01:27 [Rizon] --- [Slayerduck] (~Slayerduc@loli.is.sexy) : ... 01:27 [Rizon] --- [Slayerduck] #playchan @#flatchan +#rule34 +#gelbooru ~#booru 01:27 [Rizon] --- [Slayerduck] *.rizon.net [Where are you?] 01:27 [Rizon] : has identified for this nick 01:27 [Rizon] : is using a secure connection 01:27 [Rizon] --- [Slayerduck] End of WHOIS List
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