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Sunday, June 3, 2012
GNAA Obliterates Countless Wordpress Blogs
Leon Kaiser, M.P. Sheep - Manhattan, New York
Manhattan, New York - Tears ran down the cheeks of bloggers across the world as they witnessed their “works” infiltrated by GNAA agents to the point of no recovery.
”Wordpress is another example of a Web 2.0 service that just shouldn't exist,” stated GNAA CEO Gary Niger. “Especially after we have witnessed its consistent enabling of weeaboos, bronies, and other forms of Autistic creatures.”
One such Wordpress powered service is that of “breaking news” center CNN. Using state-of-the-art GNAA technology, thousands of comments have been submitted to the CNN blog hub, forever damaging the radical liberals and American housewives that make up the userbase. One such angry blogger replied to GNAA agent birthmother with “I'm tired of your lies and spam postings.”
”This kind of stupidity is to be expected from CNN,” remarked gaynigger Meepsheep, “their previous unearthing of 9/11 truths caused much confusion and emotional distraught throughout the liberal American populace.”
Numerous other Wordpress blogs have fallen into the GNAA destructive path, every one being crapflooded beyond belief, to the point that racist Wordpress developers blocked such terms as “gnaa.eu”, “are you a gaynigger”, and links to the GNAA's own, notable, Wikipedia article.
”Wordpress is no different from the many other blogging platforms that we have ruined,” quipped an erect Niger.
About Blogging:
Blogging is a self-congratulatory pursuit that serves to convince socially-inept morons that their opinion not only matters, but that other people care about said opinion.
About Wordpress:About CNN:
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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