Monday, May 21, 2012
GNAA Announces Plans for Appearance at Wikimania 2012
Robert Lawton, Leon Kaiser – Washington, D.C.
Washington, D.C. - An enthusiastic Gary Niger stepped out of his limousine early this morning, taking to the podium at an official GNAA press release to proudly announce, "Gay Niggers... We're going to Wikimania!" A wildfire of zealousness spread throughout the crowd, as Mr. Niger was heavily bombarded with an influx of queries, concerns, and semen.
"Now, I cannot answer everything at this given time. I can, however, confirm that we will be sending our very own Leon Kaiser, along with several other gay agents, to represent the Gay Nigger Association of America at this year's Wikimania." Niger stated to the vivacious crowd. "And we could have not selected a better time to do so, as the Wikimedia Foundation has been so kind as to select the negro-politan area of Washington D.C. to host Wikimania 2012. In preparation, we have begun shipping hundreds of crates of K-Y® warming gel to the Washington, D.C. area to prevent any further harm to the collective anus of Wikipedia."
Long-time member of the Wikipedian Zionist cabal Salvio Giuliano wasted no time in vocalizing his distaste for the upcoming representation of the GNAA at Wikimania.
"I cannot believe these niggers are going to be allowed anywhere near Wikimania, let alone Wikipedia at all."
Niger reassured that Salvio, nor any other Wikipedian, would leave tight or disappointed in the least.
"Our decision to attend came after self-proclaimed GNAA nemesis James Salsman threatened to make an appearance at the upcoming convention," GNAA spokesnegro Leon Kaiser added.
Issues that the GNAA intends to highlight during the convention include the unceasing addition of GNAA-run websites to the "spam blacklist" (and even the GNAA's corporate website), constant refusal to acknowledge the former Greatest Man Alive (PBUH), and other crimes against gayniggerkind.
A yearly "gathering of the Zionists" hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation. Whilst the WMF gives off the impression that the event is solely to plot the annihilation of all things gay and/or black, Wikimania is truly just another excuse for the socially awkward Wikipedians to further engage in channel hook-ups.About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia is an abusive bureaucratic nightmare run by convicted sex offenders, welfare queens, lobbyists, zoophiles, convicted felons, mass murderers, and self-admitted "boylovers". Wikipedia was founded by a bald narc and a vicious pornographer. Wikipedia's stated goals include promoting the homosexual agenda, corrupting American youth with Zionist propaganda, and touching the junk of children liberally.About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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