Sunday February 12, 2012
GNAA Relaunches Popular "Jews Did WTC" Website
Paula Zahn - Ground Zero, New York
Ground Zero, New York - Early this morning at a GNAA-sponsored memorial, brisk wads of semen fired into the February air as GNAA Founder and CEO Gary Niger took a stand before the mourning crowd. With a tear in his eye, and erection in his hand, Mr. Niger opened the memorial circle-jerk with this statement:
"Years have passed since the morning of September 11, 2001, a day which witnessed thousands of Americans unexpectedly losing mothers, fathers, sons, husbands, and countless other irreplaceable loved ones at the hands of bloodthirsty Zionists fueled by their carnivorous aspirations to accumulate more wealth. We at the GNAA have been exceedingly successful in the past at publicly exposing the verminous Jews responsible for this assailment on US soil, however, with a new generation coming up in a world propagated by Zionist lies, we must once again take arms against the Israelites seeking to destroy our free nation. Thus, we have chosen to reopen our 9/11 awareness site. Here you will find the truth, and nothing but the truth, on the underling evils of the WTC attacks. My heart, genitals, and gaping anus, go out to all who have suffered due to the actions of these filthy Jews, specifically, the family and friends of framed patriot Osama Bin Laden, may his genius never be forgotten."
"My engorged manhood swells with pride to announce that our very own Leon Kaiser, head of GNAA Public Relations and a 9/11 family member, will be maintaining the new website."
Proceeding the five-hour orgy, Gary Niger held a press conference where he was later flogged with criticism from avid members of the Zionist agenda, more notably Richard Symonds, who felt the need inquire on the monetary status of the site. "All revenue will be immediately put forward to the development of Park51, an apologetic move towards our Islamic brothers who have undergone years of abuse due to Jewish deception."
Andrew Crogonk later castigated the "outreach" aspect of the project, to which Mr. Niger replied, "No freenode channel will be untouched, no Slashdot article left out, tweet after tweet we will push our message to infinity at any cost."
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