Tuesday January 24, 2012
GNAA Begins "Brony" Outreach
Robert Lawton - Montgomery, Alabama
Montgomery, Alabama - After a prolonged investigation into the Wikipedia social network, the GNAA has once again proven that it will emerge victorious time and time again. After a recent revelation from former GNAA president weev, Gayniggers across the planet came in unison with man-children everywhere over the recent My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic craze.
"We have encouraged any and all Gayniggers to join WikiProject My Little Pony," stated GNAA Founder and CEO Gary Niger at a recent press conference, "with a such a large, and growing community of young, flamboyant men, the GNAA just had to get their hands involved."
Distress ran through the hearts of young, gay, black men as they witnessed an attempted coup, led by enraged Wikipedia administrators.
"Outrageous!," shouted GNAA correspondent Meepsheep at a recent BBQ, "we've tried and tried again to help the project, and this is how they repay us?"
Despite the GNAA's strong support for the WMF foundation, a number of editors and sysops have taken arms in the ongoing fight against Gayniggerdom.
A brony and homosexual himself, Selery hates both niggers and spics, and thus will do anything to rid his precious encyclopedia of all things gay and/or black. He was, promptly, blocked in the process. About "Fluttershy":
"Fluttershy", aka Andrew and u_abusebeercans, of Montgomery, Alabama is a self-proclaimed "brony super-troll" who believes himself to be "head" of WikiProject My Little Pony. His statements in #wikipedia-en also hint at him being a nigger-hater, and due to his geographic location, another likely klansmen.
< Fluttershy-ENG> Guys, my discussion turned into GNAA bitchfest.
A notable fan-fiction author, his stories include such deep lines as:
“Say 'What' again!” Jules snapped. “I double dare ya motherbucker, say 'What' one more Celestia damned time!”
He can be contacted on Skype, where is username is u_abusebeercans. For those interested, packets can be sent to his home IP at 188.8.131.52About "Rklawton":
He is currently located at 7818 Olde English Rd, Apt 129 Saint Louis, MO 63123.About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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