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Saturday December 10, 2011

GNAA Forced to Cancel African Outreach Program
Leon Kaiser - Kampala, Uganda

Kampala, Uganda - GNAA today announced that it had been forced to cancel its "Rescue Gays in a hurting Africa" outreach program due to the business practices and competence of the man spearheading it, Dr. Noah Mugerwa, being called into question.

"As a result of Dr. Mugerwa's questionable competence and shady business practices," a statement made by GNAA spokesnigger Murray D. Oxford, one of the many outraged voices in the homosexual Negro community, read, "GNAA has suffered a major setback in its efforts to improve the lives of both gays and niggers all across Africa."

Dr. Mugerwa was assigned to find the gays of Africa, but he has apparently faced many problems, as "many live under[sic] fear,hiding,fear to be[sic] excommunicated by their relatives and being seen as a curse,abomination , isolation and being laughed at  and intimidation of[sic] the African culture and of-course[sic] also[sic] tough laws against homosexuality,You know[sic] governments in Africa are very clever about hiding the truth , concocting the truth , depriving peoples rights[sic] and also there[sic] are good in[sic] bribing those that could speak what[sic] really happens on the ground."

However, after months of little to no contact, all of which were requests for large sums of money, GNAA officials were forced to call the competence of Dr. Mugerwa into question. "GNAA hopes that this is but an unfortunate series of incidents," said GNAA accountant Dominic Edward Molish earlier today, "and Dr. Mugerwa is not the man we fear him to be. We love him rectally and hope that he can live up to his word in the very near future. Our gay brothers in Africa need him, sodomistically speaking."

Additionally, Dr. Mugerwa was set to provide financial backing for the Rogers Mulindwa Memorial Scholarship, a GNAA-run scholarship given in memory of Rogers Mulindwa, a gay African man who tragically died at the hands of Ugandan government officials. However, after months of correspondence, GNAA was forced to cancel the scholarship after Dr. Mugerwa failed to provide the promised funds.

"Dr. Mugerwa's incompetence and mismanagement is beginning to harm gays under GNAA's care," GNAA investigator Horatio Brunswick said, "and as such, he has been placed on administrative probation pending investigation as to whether or not he truly wishes to help our brother niggers who are suffering so."

"You see," moaned GNAA founder Gary Niger, "we first offered to talk to Dr. Mugerwa using our corporate IRC channel. He responded that the Internet in Africa is slow, and we took him at his word there. However, about a month later, he wanted to talk to us using Skype. As you know, the multimedia communication suite known as 'Skype' is significantly more resource-intensive than the text-only protocol known as 'IRC.'"

"Suddenly," Mr. Niger continued, frigging himself with great result, "Dr. Mugerwa, after weeks of being unresponsive to our frequent emails, wrote to us, saying such hurtful things as: 'you[sic] very poor people and am[sic] not working with broke gay niggers,' 'my company is not affliated[sic] to[sic] your fake organisation,' 'am[sic] nolonger[sic] part of GNAA and am[sic] not your corporate members.[sic]Please [remove my profile from your website] now or you will face legal action,' and 'I dont[sic] work on[sic] lies,i[sic] only work with transparent people with[sic] truth.'"

"Dr. Mugerwa's email," a well-endowed Mr. Niger went on to say, "has led us to believe that he was only associating with us because we had money. As for the legal threats, he is effectively threatening us with legal action because he refuses to cooperate with us."

"On top of that," an erect Mr. Niger further commented, "Dr. Mugerwa offered to travel to meet us, and when we took him up on that offer, he refused! But the weirdest thing, by far, is when he suddenly claimed that his computer systems had been hacked, and that the previous month of emails were sent by hackers. But when we checked the IP addresses, they all matched up, and the writing style was exactly the same: he made the same grammatical mistakes that he usually did, he used the same phrases, and he spoke in the same tone, amongst other things."

"And there's more!" An exasperated Mr. Niger exclaimed, "he said that because we didn't give him the money, his life was being threatened by government officials he promised to give the money to. He even went as far as to say that he was considering to become a refugee because he was so afraid for his life! However, we haven't heard of anything like that since!"

"And finally," a flaccid Mr. Niger gasped, "Dr. Mugerwa even offered to spend his own money to get the outreach program off the ground. We have yet to see a single cent after months of correspondence. We, however, still love Dr. Mugerwa very much, and hope that this is just a big misunderstanding. However, his recent conduct has, sadly, forced our hand."


About Dr. Noah Mugerwa:

Dr. Noah Mugerwa is the "senior founder" of Good Nite Investments Ltd.; a well-known businessman in Uganda with an extensive background in pursuing successful business ventures across Africa, in various locations such as Uganda, Kenya, and Southern Sudan; a senior partner at the African Institute of Drug Studies; and a millionaire philanthropist. Dr. Mugerwa aims to provide cost effective quality life saving products and services to the public, to make products available in the whole region, and to assist institutions as well as individuals with accessing quality products and services in the East Africa and Southern Sudan area. Dr. Mugerwa is best known for his dedication to the liberation of unjustly imprisoned gay men and women across Africa.

Dr. Mugerwa also founded the Good Nite Orphanage with his business partner Julius. The orphanage aims to find day care, foster care, or housing for orphaned Ugandan children. Good Nite Orphanage rescues homeless children from a life of abuse, poverty, violence, and hunger on the streets of Uganda and gives them hope for the future. It provides them with healthy food, medicine, a safe home, counseling and an individualized education. Its trained social workers make every effort to locate an extended family member who can become a loving guardian and raise the child in a family environment. After such a reuniting, Good Nite Orphanage provides the family with the necessary resources to create a healthy and stable environment for the child and to become self-sustainable. These include counseling, payment of school fees and/or the provision of loans for starting a small business.

Recently, however, Dr. Mugerwa's competence and scruples have been called into question. As a result, Dr. Mugerwa has been placed on administrative probation pending a corporate investigation. GNAA hopes that this is all just a big misunderstanding and that Dr. Mugerwa will be allowed to return to work very soon.

About Good Nite Investments Ltd.:

Good Nite Investments Ltd. is an equal opportunity employer and among the best of Uganda's top employers in the private sector. Good Nite Investments Ltd. has an established network of reliable contacts within various African governments, and uses them to secure the freedom of gay and lesbian prisoners in numerous African countries who are imprisoned solely due to their sexual orientation. Good Nite Investments Ltd. is a "sister" organization of the GNAA. As an advocate for policy change, Good Nite Investments Ltd. has been employing rights-based development strategies with an emphasis on vulnerable people living in East Africa, including people living with and affected by HIV/AIDS as well as disabled persons.

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