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Monday December 5, 2011
GNAA: Japan had it Coming
Leon Kaiser - Sendai, Honshu, Japan
Sendai, Honshu, Japan - "Anyone and everyone who lives on a major fault line deserves to die" shot GNAA founder Gary Niger today.
"People just feel sorry for them because they aren't white," gasped GNAA spokesnigger Kenneth Pinyan, "nobody remembers when the last California earthquake was; yet they remember the exact dates of natural disasters that affected those of darker complexions: the Indonesia Tsunami, the Katrina Hurricane, the Haiti Earthquake, and now Japan."
"If I said that a bunch of pedophiles drowned, people would rejoice," groaned GNAA correspondent Kevin Klerck, "if I said that a bunch of Japs died, people would, and did mourn them. Here's the thing: there is no difference whatsoever between the two."
"The reason for the nuclear 'crisis'," moaned GNAA accountant Dominic Edward Molish, "was to test their nuclear capabilities, mind you. Why should we feel sorry for an action as sneaky as Pearl Harbor, again?"
"Japanese is such a poor language," harangued GNAA representative Kirk Johnson, "they can't even pronounce many English (superior) noises. Most Japanese nouns don't even have plural forms!"
On the chronic Japanese obsession with so-called "scat", GNAA affiliate Albert Bot had only this to say: "Japanese business magnates buy my splendid specimens. They have a sense for natural juice remaining in my poo. The Japanese haven't invented anything useful unless you really need to take a dump. They amount to nothing but archipelago-born scum."
About Japan:
Japan is a godless country run by a cabal of scat fetishists, conspiracy theorists, doglovers, boylovers, and the abomination known as "Anime". Japan is such a poverty-stricken shithole that "the 99%" of the population lives below the DSL poverty line.
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