Sunday, September 11, 2011
GNAA Announces Participation in International Burn a Koran Day
Leon Kaiser - New York, NY
New York, NY - GNAA today announced that they will participate in "International Burn a Koran Day". In preparation for today's glorious event, GNAA has been stockpiling copies of the "Holy" Koran for the past year. "We've been doing this for years without realizing that it's a holiday," GNAA founder and CEO Gary Niger said earlier this morning.
GNAA Operative Jmax was quoted as saying "Y'know, those towelheads could
chose one name for their so-called 'holy' book, it'd make it a hell'va lot
easier to Google." When asked to elaborate, Jmax only paused to add "dongs"
before going back to his
wine semen tasting.
Dr. Harun Abdullah "LOL DICKS" al-Nejem al-Saab Esquire had this to add: "Despite nearly a decade of research, even our most well-endowed scientists could not find a single property of this book that could even in the slightest bit be considered 'holy': it did not walk on water when we flushed it down the toilet, it burned when we set it on fire, it did not turn water into semen, it did not raise the dead when we buried it in a mass grave, it did not cure DiKKy's severe retardation or l0de's leprosy, nothing. It couldn't even make freenode a usable IRC network. We couldn't even understand the scribbling they call a writing system, so it wasn't much of a book, either. Oh, and for some reason we couldn't find a copy that didn't smell like shit."
Opponents of the event have included disgraced Gaynigger Barry Soetoro, known pedophile Pope Benedict XVI, Israeli web hosting provider Rackspace, and the infamous autist IRC network, freenode. Unsurprisingly, the Mossad scapegoat, Osama Bin Laden, declined to comment on the event, as his life was stolen from him during one of the many dickings awarded to him by the US Military.
About International Burn a Koran Day:
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