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Monday, August 8, 2011

GNAA Enrages Wikipedia Community with Vicious Press Release
Gary Niger - Pichilemu, Chile

Pichilemu, Chile - In yet another attempt at suppressing notable African-American support group GNAA, Wikipedia editors attempted to prevent any and all pro-GNAA editors from making policy-compliant edits to any article having anything to do with GNAA.

Despite expecting GNAA members to completely avoid editing the GNAA article, Wikipedia co-founder and former porn king Jimmy "I had user rights that I myself coded taken away by my own community" Wales routinely edits his own article and those of his former lovers.

As Zionist forces prepared to ban GNAA members from Wikipedia forever, GNAA agents stormed Wikipedia cult leader Jimbo Wales' private jet after lubing up in preparation for dong-to-dong combat. With semen spurting out of every available orifice and every dong having been thoroughly polished, GNAA agents crashed the jet into Ground Zero.

The Wikimedia Foundation, as usual, declined to speak to us in length, stating only that "those dumb niggers do not deserve to edit Wikipedia" (the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.)


About Wikipedia:

Wikipedia is an abusive bureaucratic nightmare run by convicted sex offenders, zoophiles, convicted felons, mass murderers and self-admitted "boylovers". Wikipedia was founded by a bald narc and a former pornographer. Wikipedia's stated goals include promoting the homosexual agenda, corrupting American youth with Zionist propaganda, and touching the junk of children liberally.

About the "Simple English" Wikipedia:

The free encyclopedia that only retards can edit.

Despite insisting otherwise, the Simple English Wikipedia isn't actually intended for non-native English speakers as Wikipedia (read: the pimply neckbeards who edit it) goes to terrible lengths to ensure that there is an article for everything in every possible language.

The Simple English Wikipedia contains important information such as:

  • Rain is water that falls from clouds in the sky.
  • A person who commits murder is a murderer.
  • A scientist is a person who works in science.
  • Some religions say that there is a supernatural being.
  • Victims of rape may feel guilt or shame.

About ArcAngel:

In life, ArcAngel is a complete and utter failure. After spending his teenage years playing organized softball, making plane noises in the hallways of his high school, and winning a Putt-Putt golf championship, ArcAngel grew into the finest specimen of "sexually confused divorced single father of two" known to man. His last marriage literally "fell apart" due to his crippling computer addiction, which he proudly admits on his user page. Alone in life once more, ArcAngel turned to the Internet for solace, finding his true calling in editing Wikipedia, filling the void that his loving wife used to occupy with a depressing combination of cigarettes and Wikipedia edit summaries.

On Wikipedia, ArcAngel failed an RfA (an attempt at becoming an admin), then emoquit for 5 months (Wikipedia puts a vacation-y PR spin on what would be called a meltdown anywhere else.) Interestingly enough, the Wikibreak page on Wikipedia lists "when you get a divorce" (for editing Wikipedia too much) as a reason to take a WikiBreak. ArcAngel has subjected the Wikipedia "community" to two failed RfAs that had absolutely no chance in hell of succeeding, expecting to become an admin through neglecting the "tough questions" asked during his campaign. "In your next RfA, provided that you have the gall to subject the community to yet another one, I would suggest using the following argument: 'YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME AN ADMINSHIP, I PUSHED AWAY EVERYONE ELSE IN MY LIFE FOR THIS!'" snarled GNAA associate Dylan Disalle.

About Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry:

Spending the eight hours one would normally occupy sleeping editing Wikipedia, Richard "Chase" Symonds follows closely in the steps of his hero, Essjay by falsifying credentials in order to give off the impression that he is not, in fact, a worthless drain on British taxpayer's pockets. Mr. Symonds represents all that is wrong with the Internet. A "hobby" (read: addiction) that takes up 8 hours of this dumpy man's day, rewarded with a role bringing nothing but added "responsibilities" after 6 years with little prestige and no pay, except for the money directly siphoned out of British tax payers pockets. Mr. Symonds, when not editing Wikipedia at his local library, can be found at the homeless shelter which he currently calls "home" (the squalid hellhole depicted in "his" BBC interview was merely an abandoned building that he was squatting until recently being forcibly removed by local authorities.)

About Courcelles:

Enjoys uploading incredibly helpful images.

About Diego Grez:

Diego Grez Cañete is a (non-notable) former sockpuppeteer who is still coming to terms with the fact that he has been trolled, and that he has lost. After losing an argument, Diego begins to construct a detailed smear campaign based around highly circumstantial evidence against any and all associates of his new archenemy. He has yet to have a nice day.

About Fluffernutter:

Karen "Fluffernutter" Ingraffea was manipulated by fellow Wikipedia administrator Oliver "Ironholds" Keyes into providing hospitality during his most recent visit to the United States. During said hospitality, Ms. Ingraffea was repeatedly manipulated into providing sexual "favors" to Mr. Keyes. While visiting Keyes' native UK, however, Karen found herself refused a ride from the airport by none other than Mr. Keyes. Being the harlequin that she is, Ms. Ingraffea still provided young Oliver with numerous sexual "favors." Karen Ingraffea of 24 Foxhill Lane Ringwood, NJ 07456-2717 can be reached for "booty calls" at (973)-962-4230.

About Fox/foks:

Joseph Fox is an enthusiast of anthropomorphic artwork portraying animals in a sexual manner, spending many hours of his day hunched over his computer screen furiously masturbating to the aforementioned "furry" artwork.

03:47:22 < Sven_Manguard> foks: what do you read? Furry novellas?
03:47:45 < foks> ooh, low blow, etc
03:47:56 < foks> I don't read.
03:48:03 < foks> Dyslexia.
03:48:14 < Sven_Manguard> Ah.
About Fr33kman:

Fr33kman is an abusive admin who will stop at nothing to prove that a user living on the west coast is a sock puppet of a user living on the east coast (read: grossly incompetent.)

About Hersfold:

Hersfold is not only a power-mad failure with an axe to grind, but also a pimply overbearing wannabe working the night shift.

About Ironholds:
19:57:22 < tyw7> Ironholds: I think Fluffernutter_ is currently afk
19:57:49 < Ironholds> tyw7: she's sitting next to me and I just slapped her arse
19:58:12 < Fluff|laptop> and now he just pinched my ass
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking
20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored
20:00:12 < Ironholds> I mean, we're not fucking right now
20:00:17 < Ironholds> but as a general principle, we fuck
20:00:29 < Ironholds> and we kissed in front of him and everythign
20:00:33 < tyw7> you two are married?
20:00:37 < Ironholds> tyw7: no, we just fuck
20:00:51 < Fluff|laptop> marry me, darling. we can drive each other insane for eternity
20:01:34 < Fluff|laptop> he's not married, he's just a babydaddy
[...]
20:10:37 < Fluff|laptop> Ironholds: we should photograph my bruises
20:13:58 < tyw7> how can you romp in a Wikipedian meeting?
20:14:17 < Fluff|laptop> tyw7: you don't want to know what he just suggested to me in pm
20:15:05 < Ironholds> tyw7: blowjob in the stairwell
20:15:13 < Fluff|laptop> i said he didn't want to know, dude
20:15:43 < Fluff|laptop> the stairwell is very creaky
20:16:08 < Fluff|laptop> also i kissed him on our way up the stairs and he was all "omg why are you touching me ew"

Full disclosure: this fucked this.

About Jayjg:

Jayjg is a Zionist quadriplegic lobbyist who edits Wikipedia to fill the void that his legs once filled. Jayjg became an admin on Wikipedia after being nominated by a member of the Zionist cabal known as "WikiProject Judaism." Jayjg was humiliated in several arbitration hearings, one of which resulted in his demotion. As a further slap in the face, he was "thanked for his years of service" before being stripped of his power. Every week Jayjg somehow manages to tear himself away from his monitor and begin the embarrassing trek to his local synagogue, further complicated by his use of a wheelchair. As a result of the arduous journey, Jayjg does not have time to edit Wikipedia on the sabbath.

About killiondude:

Hates niggers.

About MuZemike:
16:50:43 < MuZemike> And you can quit gloating right now.
16:51:17 < LiteralKa> I'm not gloating.
16:54:38 < MuZemike> Look, you little shit. I'm not the one dancing up and down because my pet article was finally kept.
16:55:22 < LiteralKa> Not acting very admin-like, are we?
16:55:39 < MuZemike> You expect everyone else to quietly take it up the ass while you scream like a little girl when things don't go your way?
16:56:00 < LiteralKa> I expect admins to refrain from doing so themselves.
16:56:27 < MuZemike> If you want me to be an "abusive admin", I'll block you on-wiki right now.
16:59:01 < MuZemike> Whatever. Congratulations, GNAA. You won.
16:59:05 <<< emopart/#wikipedia-en (MuZemike!~MuZemike@wikimedia/MuZemike) ()
About Myra/MZMcBride:

Prolific vandal.

About Panyd:

Panyd is a fictional character created by Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry. The pinnacle of their "relationship" was when "they" edited Wikipedia together on a "date."

Panyd is an alcoholic schizophrenic obsessed with animal blood. GNAA researchers suspect that the Panyd personality was created as an outlet for Chase's obsessions with Sexual thoughts about Harry Potter, vampire slash fiction, and Twilight. "She" is currently "unwell" due to schizophrenia.

About Peter-C:
21:09:29 < Peter-C> slakr - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gary-Niger
21:09:31 < Peter-C> BLOCK
21:10:09 < Alpha_Quadrant> Peter-C: last edit in 2004?!
21:10:32 < Alpha_Quadrant> Peter-C: why should he be blocked, he hasn't edited in 7 years
21:10:43 < Peter-C> Name
21:10:44 < RuinTheBruins> because Peter-C is a troll.
21:10:52 < Jeske_Couriano> Peter-C) I see no blockable offenses there.
21:10:57 < RuinTheBruins> I say, screw blocking Gary, and just block Peter-C
21:10:57 < Mitchazenia> Peter-C: That's a dumbass reason
21:11:06 < Peter-C> Name vio :|
21:11:28 < Peter-C> GNAA uses that name :)
21:11:37 < Alpha_Quadrant> Peter-C: have you read the UAA guidelines?
21:11:47 < Mitchazenia> Peter, f-off, you're getting seriously annoying around here, being honest
21:11:56 < foks> Peter-C, http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Niger

Full disclosure: Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry decided to ban both GaryNiger and Gary-Niger.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

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Are you a NIGGER?
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GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

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