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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Don Lemon Joins GNAA
Leon Kaiser - Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, Georgia - GNAA welcomes newest member Don Lemon into its midst.
Mr. Lemon recently came out of the closet in his new memoir, Transparent. In his memoir, Mr. Lemon also detailed the months of sexual torment he endured from his priest, saying only that "a conservative priest touched my junk liberally, he strapped me onto the hood of his Popemobile and he could not keep his calloused hands off of me. He performed many red state touches. I could not believe what the fuck was going on. I told him that the Afro-American community would not approve of the local priest being a dirty pederast. It doesn't help that African-American men don't want to talk about those things. I could barely attend church anymore. What was I going to tell my mother when I got back from Sunday School to ask me what the fuck took me so long? She'd make me pray the gay away in front of everyone again. There it was. My mother asked me what I learned in Sunday School today. I had to go."
"We thank Don from the bottom of our anuses for shining his spotlight on the plight of the homosexual black man in America," said GNAA spokesnigger Earl "DMX" Simmons.
About Don Lemon:
With a heart nearly as large as his manhood and an ego easily surpassing it, Don Lemon is hung like Saddam Hussein.
About CNN:CNN is the most trusted name in news. CNN has reported on everything from jack-booted Israeli Mossad commandos stealing Palestinian infants from their homes in the dead of night for use as lab rats, to uneducated Mexicans hopping the border with the sole intention of undermining traditional family values, to Kim Jong Un's first act as president of North Korea being his forcing of the entire country to watch "Ugly Betty".
About GNAA:GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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