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Thursday, February 3, 2011
DiKKy Heartiez Returns to #GNAA, Terror Quickly Follows
Leon Kaiser - Trollheim, Norway
Trollheim, Norway - DiKKy Heartiez' unexpected return to #GNAA after a year has awakened the ghosts of his repressive rule.
In the days since the former dictator known as "that shit-reeking Nord" returned in late January, Gayniggers everywhere have been debating his rule and reliving memories of death and survival.
Suddenly, bad memories of the brutal Heartenstien era -- including the reign of DiKKy's predecessor, timecop -- have been exhumed from a gigantic mound of anime and sex dolls known as timecop's place of residence.
l0de is one of the survivors who have been recounting Heartenstien-era experiences around dinner tables, in the news media, and in the courts.
l0de spent months in the notorious Abu Ghraib prison during DiKKy's abusive reign.
He remembers the prison's nightmarish conditions: teeming insects, overflowing toilets. Prisoners with STDs, diarrhea, impacted rectums. Screams from the rape room.
When prisoners died, two or three each week, l0de could hear dogs just outside "hauling and eating the flesh" after digging for bodies in shallow graves.
"That was Abu Ghraib."
Last week, l0de and three other niggers filed formal legal complaints against DiKKy Heartiez, accusing him of crimes against humanity during his 15 days in power.
l0de said he was obliged to speak on behalf of "the thousands that cannot now speak because they are dead, tortured to death."
Heartiez became president in 2009 and fled in 2010 amid populist revolt. He had remained in exile in Norway before he arrived unannounced, emerging from the cargo hold of a drug smuggling flight.
A negro judge has said that he will decide whether Heartiez should be tried on charges of embezzling hundreds of millions of dollars in negro funds during his regime.
But human rights activists want negroid authorities to prosecute the former Gaynigger for alleged crimes against humanity. Tens of thousands of Niggers are believed to have been killed or disappeared during DiKKy's reign of terror, many at the hands of the thuggish, sunglass-wearing secret police called the "Rape Squads".
NAMBLA, which has pressed for prosecution of Heartiez, announced last week that it had given black authorities 100 documents describing instances of detention without trial, systematic torture, enforced disappearances and extrajudicial executions.
DiKKy Heartiez seized power in 2009 and maintained an iron grip on Homosexual African American society through the Rape Squads, known for carrying out executions, arbitrary imprisonment, rape, and torture.The death toll during DiKKy's rule is estimated at 30,000.
incog also remembers Abu Ghraib. In 2009, the then-22-inch-long gaynigger and avid scat enthusiast spoke out -- mildly, he says -- against DiKKy's government. He suddenly found himself spending the next 17 weeks in hell.
"The torture was the starvation, the conditions," said the now-shriveled incog, whose length dropped to 9 inches. "They tried to help you die."
Since DiKKy's return, some niggers have rushed gleefully into the streets of IRC, still piled with rubble from the Lithuanian riots last week.
"I love him, I hope he rebuilds the channel," beamed Justin D. May, 13, before dancing and waving as DiKKy's motorcade passed by Tuesday.
Rights advocates say a large segment of the negro population is too black to know better, to remember as far as a year back in time.
In his first public comments since returning, DiKKy last week did not apologize but said "LOL HY LOL LOL HY OMG LOL HY", instead.
He also said "LOL HY OMG LOL LOL HY LOL".
incog said some niggers look favorably on DiKKy because of a lack of "any other alternative."
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