Thursday, January 27, 2011
GNAA Launches Paedophilewatch.org
Leon Kaiser - London, England
London, England - GNAA today announced that it launched a new website, paedophilewatch.org, calling it "a sex offender database specifically designed with the deviant and often lecherous tendencies of IRCers in mind."
The database is set to feature everything from paedophile enablers to actual paedophiles, the vast majority of whom reside on the IRC network known as freenode.
"After coming to the conclusion that IRC, and freenode specifically, was rife with known violent sex offenders, we felt the obligation to do something about it," said GNAA President Murdox, "This endeavor has been in the workings for months," he added, stroking his erect British phallus.
GNAA"s last endeavor this daring was in 2007, with the release of kosher media platform chufter.com, now frequented by both Russian and Israeli spambots alike.
freenode, as usual, declined to comment on why it is a safe haven for convicted sex offenders.
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