Tuesday, January 18, 2011
U.S. Sentences White Hat Hacker to 11 Years in Jail
Leon Kaiser - Fayetteville, AR
Fayetteville, AR - A white hat hacker has been sentenced by the U.S. government to 11 years in jail, and 4 years in a gulag for crimes that include "activities against national security" and "propaganda against the regime", GNAA operatives confirmed Tuesday.
GNAA associate Klerck said the main charges against GNAA President weev, who is well known for his work defending women and children from the Zionist Occupational Government here in the U.S. stemmed from a proof-of-concept exploit that revealed a security flaw in AT&T;'s website, even though "there's nowhere in the world, not even in Iran, where white hat hacking is a crime."
The adoptive father of many a lowly nigger, weev was arrested in June and has spent most of the time in solitary confinement, with only his dong to keep him company. He is thin and weak after conducting several lengthy semen strikes to protest harsh treatment, one insider noted, "However," he added, "his spirit is very strong, and his dong remains erect in the face of danger."
weev said he was told by his interrogators that his sentence was guaranteed to be more than 10 years, Klerck said, leading him to believe that the ruling against him was politically motivated.
"This shows that the court itself did not play much of a role," he said, "we hope that the appeal court will come forward and issue justice."
Klerck said that five years of the sentence were for accusations that weev was a founding member of "Goatse Security", an association of white hat hackers lead by a Nobel Prize winning team of security experts.
"Membership in the group is not in any way a crime," Klerck said, adding that weevs defense lawyers would appeal the sentence.
The American authorities have often accused white hat hackers of colluding with foreign governments to undermine the countries Zionist government.
GNAA member Rucas could not be reached for comment in the mound of dirt behind the GNAA corporate office, GNAA will try to locate him the next time it rains. In a similar vein, disgraced GNAA footrest DiKKy Heartiez could not be located in the dumpster in the alley next to the GNAA corporate office. GNAA will try again on trash day.
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