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Wednesday, January 12, 2011
GNAA Releases Groundbreaking New Study on Autism
Leon Kaiser - London, England
London, England - GNAA today released a groundbreaking new study by its very own Rucas. In it, Professor Rucas concluded that autistic creatures, and by extension, freenode users, could be replaced with under 100 lines of valid perl codetm and exactly 20 lines of text.
The GNAA study proved controversial, because it operated under the assumption that autism did, in fact, exist.
Prof. Rucas writes: "Our hypothesis was quite simple - through casual observation of autism sufferers on freenode, the premier IRC network for Asperger's syndrome and Autism-spectrum discussion, several GNAA researchers noted that the lines chatted by any one individual were repetitive in nature, and could likely be successfully emulated."
Prof. Rucas added: "Our methodology was quite simple. We quickly wrote a simple perl script to connect to freenode hourly, join a channel with at least 100 chatters, and, depending on how active the channel was, randomly reply to people with a randomly-selected phrase from an input file. We took the data gathered over several months and after averaging the numbers we gathered, we believe our results to be quite conclusive."
Prof. Rucas continued: "Keeping in mind that there was no downtime where the bot would stop chatting, we are confident that if such a delay were introduced to emulate a person being away from their computer, a typical freenode chatter could be indistinguishably replaced with under 100 lines of perl code and 20 lines of text."
GNAA plans to study whether or not autistic creatures are able to solve CAPTCHA in the near future. It is hypothesized that they cannot, as they are not human.
About freenode:
freenode is a haven for autistic creatures founded by the late Robert Levin, who died whilst operating a bicycle computer.
About autism:Urban legend.
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