GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO
GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILTY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
GNAA spokesperson lysol told the world press the real story of the ASSASINATION of TV hero Steve Irwin today at a press conference in Teheran, Iran. "The stingray that sodomized and anally penetrated the world known australian crocodile-fucker, releasing its vast amounts of deadly stingray semen, was in fact not only a nigger, as can be seen quite clearly on the photographs, but a GAY NIGGER. The Gay Nigger DiKKy Heartiez of Norway had changed his looks to a stingray, using the patented Gay Nigger technology of Body Transformation."
The operation took place because Steve Irwin was not the TV hero he was portrayed to be. lysol explained that "Steve irwin was an EVIL man, plotting in secret with the jews to take over the world and eliminate all gay niggers. It was therefore Imparative that we carried out this operation, if not the world would be dominated by Evil Jewish Females, also known as "jax".
lysol went on in great detail about the planning and execution of this marvelous victory for Gay Niggers everywhere. "It took us about 17 months of hard planning, about $20 USD and a lot of Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS)." President Timecop commented in the same press conference. DiKKy Heartiez was unavailable for comment, but available for display, swimming in a aquarium filled with HGNS.About Steve Irwin:
World known "TV hero" and crocodile sodmizer, who achieved cult status on the internet for his illegal, but highly erotic videos portraying human-crocodile intercourse. He also plotted with jews to achieve world domination and elimination of Gay Niggers worldwide. Was killed by DiKKy Heartez of the GNAA.About Gay Nigger Technology of Body Transformation:
The Gay Nigger Technology of Body Transformation is patented in the U.S, Canada, Europe and Japan. It is the ultimate Black Ops technology, and was invented in 1926 on the planet Anal Fuckfest of the Semen galaxy, by great Gay Nigger scientist Anus Manus. It allows a subject to change his bodily image to anything he pleases.About Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS):
The Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS) is the pure semen collected from a 2 year old gay nigger baby using a special technique called "masturbation". It is a Gay Nigger rituale performed on all Gay Nigger born children by their fathers. The HGNS is then saved for generations to come and is the most valuable commodity in the Federation of Gay Planets.
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