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June 22, 2004

GNAA announces intent to crapflood Portuguese usenet
Manuel Matéus - SIK, Portugal

SIK, Portugal - In a recent press conference, held at the GNAA's UK press offices, Spokesman Porfa warned the Portuguese usenet community, telepac.* groups that they will be crapflooded with the digitally remastered Gayniggers From Outer Space the movie. Porfa, right next to his new boyfriend, Rolloffle, gave the following statement:
"If the demands of the GNAA are not met, the telepac usenet groups will be ass-rammed with the new digitaly remastered movie, Gayniggers From Outer Space. Furthermore, the GNAA will not tolerate attempts for a forum to monopolize with Jewish Feeling the newsgroups of the Portuguese usenet community." Giving his statement, Porfa had a very calm look on his face, probably because of KiSSy working his lower parts.

The GNAA made the following demands:

  • Luke, one of the administrators Of FastNewsForum retires.
  • For the forum, user selectable skins, a SHOCKING PINK ONE SHOULD BE AVAILABLE
  • A GNAA Banner with a link to the official website, in FastNewsForum website and NeswGroupsPt
  • A harsher policy agains multi nick users, (partially completed by FastNewsForum)
If these demands are not met within 48 hours starting
06.00 GMT, 23 July And ending on 05.59 of 25th July
the groups will be flooded at a rate of 3mbit upload speed, until all
current posts are deleted/overwritten.

Do not take GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) as a joke, or you will suffer from our gay nigger seed.


About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

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