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/ issue 4 - gnaa campaign special \
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ZIT LIT CHIK LIT SUCK ZIT MY PIT WIT
My my my. It's that time again, friends. I beckon you fourth(GETIT) for the
4th issue of zitgeist gnaa campaign election special for president. Here we
are with easily the most mysterious of all the candidates. Knubbze has been
the hardest man to get an interview with and for good reason. He is the leader
of hezbollah on the internets and maintains a steathy presence at the ARAB irc
serber. We finally managed to corner him for an interview and I have to say I
am still reeling from the experience. Strap yourselfes in, chatpals. And see
you for the next and last issue, if we ever get it, feat Rucas and incog.
Buhbye.
editor in chief,
zitgeist / aug '11
--- Log opened Wed Aug 24 03:19:23 2011
03:19 <@[$60k]knubbze> zitgeist: INTERVIEW ME
03:19 <@[$60k]knubbze> RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
03:19 <@[GOURMET]paz> oh its zitgeist
03:19 <@[GOURMET]paz> interview knubbze
03:19 <@[$60k]knubbze> i shall try to speak on behalf of vxp and pagga as well
03:19 <@[$60k]knubbze> however
03:20 <@[$60k]knubbze> we form the holy trinity of #arab
03:20 <@b> the arabic trinity
03:20 <@zitgeist> uhm, i have to prepare my notes
03:20 <@walter> i dont think shes particularly attractive in my family tree
03:20 <@[GOURMET]paz> 03:18 <@b> the arabic trinity
03:20 <@zitgeist> or i will just use rehashed qs
03:20 <@[$60k]knubbze> do whatever you need to do but do it quicky
03:20 <@v@AMAL.> _HATE_ _HATE_ _HATE_
03:20 <@[$60k]knubbze> quickly
03:20 <@[GOURMET]paz> make
03:20 <@[GOURMET]paz> bloody
03:20 <@steve> what bloody
03:20 <@[GOURMET]paz> haste
03:26 <@zitgeist> Hello knubbze it is a pleasure and honor to speak to you this
night of nights. Many black people the world over are hovering on your every
word. As GNAA pres candidate what is the most important issue to you in re to
chatting?
03:30 <@[$60k]knubbze> Oh jesus
03:30 <@[$60k]knubbze> The most important issue w.r.t. chatting is its
existence in the first place
03:30 <@[$60k]knubbze> Shatting must and will be annihilated; god fuck you
03:30 <@zitgeist> inspired
03:30 <@zitgeist> Many of my reader public see ARAB as a pure schism and an
attempt to wrest control and undermine the previous chat regimes of GNAA. Do
you abide by this definition or is ARAB more, much more?
03:32 <@[$60k]knubbze> ARAB is neither less nor more, ARAB is the very
definition of fuck you and I don't want to write the rest of this sentence
anymore
03:32 <@b> to find out more, join #ets on down their
03:32 <@[$60k]knubbze> also hitler
03:32 <@zitgeist> ARAB is clearly the dark horse in this race. Very little is
known about your means and methods. You are the only ticket at this juncture
that Rucas hasn't infested with his wormery. Do you care to shed any light on
what your platform is? What you have to offer?
03:33 <@[$60k]knubbze> We have to offer nick colours and floods for FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUoooooooH LOOK ITS A COOKIEEEEEEE :SS
03:33 <@[$60k]knubbze> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CROCODILE WHILE BEING VILE?!!?!?
03:33 <@[$60k]knubbze> YES WE HAVE!
03:33 <@[$60k]knubbze> YES I CAN
03:33 <@zitgeist> Ruin ne? Would you prefer to dismantle the ACLU or the
NAACP? Both? The EFF? How do you feel about Slashdot or the GNU/rms?
03:33 <@b> both?
03:33 <@[$60k]knubbze> HARDROCK OBAMA
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> SCHINDLERS LIST!
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> D8888888 GUINEA EYEBROWS
03:34 <@zitgeist> Do you have anything to say for vxp or pagga as they are
coadjutors on your ticket?
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> YES
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> PAGGA AND VXP ARE ARABMANDEMTREALTIR?!!?!?
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> ehHEEHEHHEhEHHhEhehHEheh
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> hang on
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> DRUGS!
03:34 <@[$60k]knubbze> ahahaHhahhaHAHAHAHHAHAHha
03:34 <@zitgeist> ah, that leads into my next q
03:34 <@[GOURMET]paz> and a pint
03:34 <@zitgeist> How do you feel about israel? Are the west bank and the gaza
strip enough for the state of palestine or should the entirity of the country
be up for grabs? How do you feel about the drug trade that hezbollah has
profited from?
03:34 <@[GOURMET]paz> of chainsaw
03:36 <@zitgeist> What is the first thing you will do as GNAA prez? Do you
plan to restructure the organization at all? Is there anyone in particular you
would banish? Anyone you would invite into the group?
03:36 <@knuffee> a fucking appartment because innanets is all?
03:36 <@[$60k]knubbze> are we done yet?
03:36 <@zitgeist> Thank you for your esteemed presence and wisdom in chatte.
We are all honored to read the words from your fingertips. Good luck in this
election cycle my friend. Go with Allah, sallam alaikum.
03:37 <@[$60k]knubbze> assalaam w'lr7ama
03:37 <@pynchon> ;]: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> pagga@AMAL.: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> b: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> [~]Koupas: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> bogga: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> knuffee: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> yakob: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> basedgod: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> zubwolf: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> [$60k]knubbze: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> v: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> [GOURMET]paz: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> devxpi: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> pynchon: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> steve: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> pagga@APOLLO.: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> walter: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> zitgeist: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> \u2665\u2665bats\u2665\u2665: i hope we get the typical arab
treatment like nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> v@AMAL.: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> Koupert: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> taktlo$$: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like
nickname highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@pynchon> aesop: i hope we get the typical arab treatment like nickname
highlighting at 3am
03:37 <@b> one way screen does highlighting for text marking of random
hallucinatiojns
03:37 <@zubwolf> pynchon: {e,happy,0.2}I kind of hope we are. That would be
slightly awesome.
--- Log closed Wed Aug 24 03:38:58 2011
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