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QUOD ERAT ZITMONSTRANDUM ZIT AINT SHIT
Hello supple chattors. It's teh return. I am overjoyed to announce that this
issue features candidate citizen and federal offender Murdox. If you are not
acquainted with the man you must be in cancer ward isolation. The story goes
that Murdox was not born but rather grown in a lab some time back in the days
of bantown. His aura is black and red. His bed is a slab of weapons grade
plutonium. He is seronegative. Don't ask him for change, he is change.
Fellow chattors, I give you Murdox. Watch out for issue 4 coming soon,
children.
editor in chief,
zitgeist / aug '11
--- Log opened Sun Aug 21 17:34:23 2011
17:42 < zitgeist> Hello Murdox and welcome to the latest zitgeist gnaa campaign
special interview featuring yourself as Murdox. It is a rare pleasure that we
get to chatte and I must say your presence is overwhelming. How do you project
such an intimidating image onto the irc and do you think you will manage to
carry this over into your role as president?
17:42 < aesop> zitgeist: shut the FUICKIOSUDup
17:42 < aesop> Murdox: shut the FUICKIOSUDup
17:42 < aesop> paz: shut the FUICKIOSUDup
17:42 < Murdox> yes hello zitgeist
17:43 < Murdox> I don't really believe I have an image per say on irc
17:43 < Murdox> no specific gimmick that I can jump to at any rate
17:43 < zitgeist> fair enough
17:43 < zitgeist> We have already interviewed a few of the other contenders.
Do you care to comment on their viability as candidates? paz in particular
sees you as his biggest threat. Are there any particular weaknesses showing in
the other tickets that you plan to exploit?
17:44 < Murdox> honestly I view paz as a very strong threat because he actually
does shit
17:44 < Murdox> unlike
17:44 < Murdox> bzb
17:44 < Murdox> arab
17:44 < Murdox> and whoever the other joke votes are
17:44 < Murdox> right now this is like a two man race
17:44 < Murdox> and to be entirely honest
17:45 < Murdox> I'd be fairly happy if paz took over the GNAA presidency
because I feel like he'd probably at least make the attempt to troll shit
17:45 < Murdox> the GNAA's main enemy is apathy
17:45 < zitgeist> i tend to agree
17:45 < zitgeist> As a long time members of the gnaa I think you have some real
authority to comment on the state of things. Many people would say the gnaa
has hit a low point in its storied history with the recent blemishes and fed
involvement. How do you plan to shake the gnaa from its restful slumber into
an age of innovation and destruction?
17:46 < Murdox> well, let's go back to weev and jb's incarceration
17:46 < zitgeist> certainly
17:46 < Murdox> weev knew shit was going to hit the fan and most def knew he
wouldn't be able to keep the GNAA seat from prison
17:47 < Murdox> so in his stead he put DSP up as an interim prez and left me
with the vice prez seat
17:47 < Murdox> DSP quickly disappeared for months on end so I ended up as
interim prez
17:47 < Murdox> weev specifically stated he had confidence in me to keep the
GNAA trolling dumb faggots in his absence
17:48 < Murdox> however, the main #1 problem right now
17:48 < Murdox> is that people don't want to troll
17:48 < zitgeist> so you are in essence the chosen one
17:48 < Murdox> people want to sit around on IRC and do dumb asciis and shout
at rucas and incog
17:48 < Murdox> instead of shitflooding linux forums or troll wikipedos
17:48 < zitgeist> During americas civil war the union famously promised slaves
40 acres and a mule were they to take up weapons against the south. Care to
issue any offers or ultimatums for members promoting schism or supporting other
candidates? With the understanding that these can lapse into empty promises at
your whim.
17:49 < Murdox> as a two man cell, literalka and I pretty much reignited
wikipedia's burning hatred for the GNAA (as well as reinstating the GNAA
article)
17:49 < zitgeist> this is on the heels of my last question, offers can
certainly be made as enticements to promote trolling activity
17:49 < Murdox> now I ask you, if two dumb motherfuckers can do that if we're
motivated, there's a lot more the GNAA can do as a group of motivated
individuals
17:49 < Murdox> ok reading
17:49 < Murdox> oh ok
17:50 < zitgeist> well played, sir
17:50 < Murdox> well tbh I dgaf about the whole "who gets the prez" thing
because it's all just l0de jerking around anyway
17:50 < Murdox> but
17:50 < Murdox> I honestly believe right now that only me or paz are going to
get people trolling again
17:51 < Murdox> there's no point giving people promises because lol
17:51 < Murdox> what does text on irc count for
17:51 < Murdox> fuck all
17:51 < zitgeist> its funny that you mention l0de as that leads into my next q
17:51 < Murdox> ok
17:51 < zitgeist> Some ppl have speculated that this election is a farcical
troll on l0de's behalf. Others say there is a second part to this ruse, that
the inner circle has already anointed a new president and this circus is just a
formality. Were that to be true I think its safe to say you are the chosen
one. Any comments?
17:51 < aesop> actually
17:52 < Murdox> if this is one big troll I haven't been let in on it yet
17:52 < aesop> text on irc
17:52 < aesop> is what put weev in jail
17:52 < Murdox> tbh if I do get elected tho I'll come back and be all like
17:52 < Murdox> lol yhbt yhbt
17:52 < Murdox> aesop: not tru
17:52 < Murdox> at&t's federal partners
17:52 < Murdox> are why weev is in jail
17:52 < paz> 8====D
17:52 < tute> same paz
17:53 < Murdox> hi paz
17:53 < zitgeist> Typically the banmask count on #gnaa hovers between 20-30.
Many ppl object that this is quite low and is a function of the fact that a
tolerance toward lusrs has blossomed in the hearts and minds of ops. Will your
rein of terror begin with a significant increase in the ban count? Or will you
surreptitiously excommunicate the damned?
17:53 < Murdox> just finished sucking your cock are you happy yet????
17:53 < Murdox> all faggots will be banned
17:53 < zitgeist> very succinct
17:53 < zitgeist> As you may have read in previous issues, one fact that
troubles my readership public is the seeming drop off in productive trolling
activity (PTA) that was once a hallmark of the gnaa powerhouse. Do you have
specific plans to kickstart the ruin and bring glory back to your ppl?
17:54 < Murdox> well, like I pointed out earlier
17:54 < Murdox> literalka has singlehandedly kicked the GNAA press release
machine back into action
17:54 < Murdox> I've masterminded the GNAA revival on wikipedia
17:54 < Murdox> we have no specific plans right now
17:54 < zitgeist> How do you feel about trollforge and technical skills in
general? Do you think the gnaa as it stands is equipped with the know how to
turn the tide of happy fuzzy feel good web 2.0 bullshit that abounds today on
the internts? Or do you think skills are overrated and trolling comes from the
blackheart?
17:55 < Murdox> I think that certainly, technical skills are v. fucking useful
when it comes to trolling faggots
17:55 < Murdox> but in the modern era of trollforge
17:55 < Murdox> as long as you can run some .pl scripts and you're creative in
your trolling
17:55 < Murdox> what really counts is dedication to ruining people
17:56 < Murdox> the max lols do not come
17:56 < Murdox> from you sitting in #gnaa jerking dix together
17:56 < zitgeist> spoken like a true leader
17:56 < Murdox> weev understood that
17:56 < Murdox> and that's why he's in jail now
17:56 < zitgeist> may he tmp RIP
17:56 < zitgeist> Once you have made the glorious ascension to power what will
be your first act as president? How much power do you plan to share with your
VP and what kind of investiture will you make for him? How should your adoring
public plan to address you in the future?
17:57 < Murdox> oh man I'm going to write the biggest fucking press release
about black penises and jerking off on people and homosexuality
17:57 < Murdox> but no right now
17:57 < Murdox> I intend to get paedophilewatch.org off the ground
17:57 < Murdox> ruin some freenode queers w/ exotica
17:57 < Murdox> then we can get people together and decide who's useful
17:57 < Murdox> who's useless
17:58 < Murdox> why the GNAA is fucking pitiful now
17:58 < Murdox> and who we want to ruin
17:58 < aesop> when you start excluding people shit gets gay fast
17:58 < zitgeist> well met, brilliant stuff
17:58 < aesop> as if it isnt already
17:58 < aesop> prove me wrong
17:58 < Murdox> because let's face it there's no point in me running around
going
17:58 < Murdox> HEY YOU'RE OUT
17:58 < Murdox> YOU'RE GONE
17:58 < Murdox> LET'S DO THIS
17:58 < Murdox> aesop: yeah I don't want to do that
17:58 < zitgeist> rite
17:58 < zitgeist> As a stalwart gnaa lurker I know you have waged a one man war
against boring chats. Nothing seems to outrage you more than insipid banter
aimed at filling the air with comfort and friendship. What measures will you
take to ensure that #gnaa does not turn into another #teenchat?
17:58 < Murdox> the key word is we
17:59 < Murdox> if you want fun chats w/ happy friends and safe times visit
#gamme or #flashsupport
17:59 < Murdox> #gnaa is already pretty vicious but like
17:59 < Murdox> it's all directed inwardly
17:59 < Murdox> instead of outwardly
18:00 < zitgeist> that seems to sum up a lot of the recent problems
18:00 < Murdox> #gnaa is the most self-hating chat this side of #stress
18:00 < zitgeist> That concludes our interview Murdox. Thanks as ever for your
patience and attention to detail. Do you have any final comments for the
voting public of #gnaa and the world at large?
18:00 < Murdox> ya hang on
18:01 < Murdox> i made some election posters in ms paint
18:01 < zitgeist> inspired
18:01 < zitgeist> do you have an URLs for my readers?
18:02 < Murdox> http://i.imgur.com/rHk2E.png
18:02 < Murdox> http://i.imgur.com/twPlR.png
18:02 < Murdox> http://i.imgur.com/Bm2o1.png
18:02 < Murdox> look at these hilarious images
18:03 < Murdox> also please
18:03 < Murdox> follow GaryNiger
18:03 < Murdox> the social revolution is here friends
18:03 < Murdox> gn hf tyvm
18:03 < zitgeist> Thank you Murdox, it has been my pleasure.
18:03 < Murdox> same
18:03 < Murdox> also you realize nobody is going to read this
--- Log closed Sun Aug 21 18:03:58 2011
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