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/ issue 2 - gnaa campaign special \
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TITS ARE ZIT ZIT THIS SHIT IT ARE ZIT
In this issue we have a real treat for you. We sat down with the world
renowned paz of #gnaa fame. He is a clear front runner in this election and
basically anything he touches has turned gold, hence the moniker BIGCOCK. paz
was raised in a small town in alabama but quickly outgrew his homespun roots.
By the age of 8 he had stolen a tractor and made his way to LA. By carrier
piegon he corresponded with our esteemed colleague weev(may he temp RIP) and
soon he had taken the gnaa by storm. Sit back and relax my friends as we tell
the tale of paz the candidate. See you back here, same BATs time same BATs
channel, for issue 3. Enjoy.
editor in chief,
zitgeist / aug '11
--- Log opened Sun Aug 21 14:49:07 2011
14:49 < zitgeist> its going to just be in chatte here
14:49 < zitgeist> im logging it
14:49 < paz> thats gay
14:49 < paz> but ok
14:49 < zitgeist> paz welcome to the interview. it really is a great honor to
speak to you during this busy campaign season. what has been the biggest
surprise to you since this whole thing kicked off? you are clearly the ticket
generating the most buzz.
14:50 < paz> the biggest surprise is that anyone gives a shit about something
l0de is going to inevitably fuck up anyway
14:50 < zitgeist> i cant say i totally disagree with you, but that is a strong
sentiment
14:51 < paz> the whole thing is a l0de meta troll
14:51 < zitgeist> i see
14:51 < zitgeist> next q
14:51 < zitgeist> i think its safe to say that you are a very productive
chattor. but beyond that many familiar with the gnaa or just orbiting on the
fringes may not know that you have so much more to offer. would you care to
remind us all of your merits as gnaa golden boy and prospective president?
14:51 < paz> my merits are that i rather enjoy ruining lives outside of irc
14:51 < paz> instead of trading blows in chat channels all day
14:52 < zitgeist> let the record show that the audience is giving a standing
ovation
14:52 < paz> sw88
14:52 < zitgeist> you have managed to form a large cooperative of sorts to put
on this ticket. at one time or another your party consisted of a diverse array
of members: pakis, girls, watersports afficianados, chattors, a couple ppl
accused of high treason etc. some ppl see strength in diversity but how do you
plan to steer your office in a particular direction if you have so many
different voices vying for control?
14:52 < paz> theres one vice prez
14:53 < paz> and the other folks are taking up various positions
14:53 < paz> specific roles, there wouldnt be any room for power grabs
14:53 < paz> my ticket consists of
14:53 < paz> a few obvious people that are advertized
14:53 < paz> those being devi, luper, and rucas
14:53 < paz> and several others behind the scenes that you all know and love
14:54 < zitgeist> so you have a very specific means for structuring your
regime? i would like to explore this more later
14:54 < paz> ok
14:54 < zitgeist> next q
14:54 < zitgeist> as part of the internet, irc is a srs passtime for the youth
of today. it transcends racial, ethnic, gender and even moral lines. as a
power group on irc the gnaa is renowned as an issuer of tolerance and an all
inclusive melting pot of friendship and unity. will you continue on this path
of wretchedness or do you plan to excise the fat with the elegant banhammer of
electronic eugenics (EE)? how do you feel about certain nefarious types like
MTW, bzb, b0nk, jsilver/spec, vxp and other lamers?
14:55 < paz> obviously mtw and bzb are worthless scum
14:55 < paz> but lets evaluate the problem here
14:55 < paz> is it a lack of kickbans?
14:55 < paz> kickbans are fickle and temporary
14:55 < paz> and easily evaded
14:55 < paz> the problem is the entire culture of the channel
14:55 < paz> it has no culture
14:55 < paz> its a mix of ED retards, channers, efnet autists
14:55 < paz> and they're all trying to show whos dick is the biggest
14:56 < paz> we need a unique #gnaa culture of elitism and ruin, where types
like these can either assimilate
14:56 < paz> or be lynched
14:56 < paz> there will be no tolerence
14:56 < zitgeist> that is a bold stance but i think one many can get behind
14:56 < paz> it wont be a melting pot
14:56 < dev> preach it brother
14:56 < zitgeist> this is a question i posed to bzb as well: literalka has
managed to monopolize the twittersphere. is this relevant? what technologies
do you see web3.0 falling in love with and being unable to live without? how
do you plan to leverage those technologies for the benefit of the gnaa?
14:57 < paz> they're all just tools
14:57 < paz> to assist in ruining more focused and reasonable targets
14:57 < paz> nobody is ever going to 'ruin twitter'
14:57 < paz> or 'ruin facebook'
14:58 < paz> but we can easily utilize them as helpful ways to get closer to
individual targets
14:58 < paz> or manipulate them
14:58 < zitgeist> but those are a means to an end with particular targets
14:58 < zitgeist> i see
14:59 < zitgeist> ruin is a word that is thrown around almost as much as
molishe these days. consequently its tenacity and veracity and dry up and
wither like a long disused scrotum. please define ruin for us and explain how
you would revitalize the idea of ruin and recapture its essence within the gnaa
15:00 < paz> lol
15:00 < paz> well
15:00 < paz> i seperate ruin and trolling
15:00 < zitgeist> ah, interesting
15:00 < paz> trolling someone is just getting a reaction out of them
15:00 < paz> ruin adheres to the scorched earth policy
15:00 < paz> you do not stop until the person disappears
15:01 < paz> or kills themselves
15:01 < paz> you milk the cow for all its worth
15:01 < paz> ruin is about
15:01 < paz> destruction
15:01 < paz> and pure malice
15:01 < paz> and evil
15:01 < zitgeist> do you see the gnaa as merely a trolling group or a global
organization dedicated to ruin?
15:02 < paz> it has the potential for either
15:02 < zitgeist> fair enough
15:02 < zitgeist> ok, just a few more qs here
15:02 < paz> right now it's a hugbox for crossnetwork nontrolls
15:02 < zitgeist> i think its a foregone conclusion that if we have a runoff
you will be one of the candidates involved. what other ticket most troubles
you in the weeks leading up to this election? also, is it true that rucas is
playing all sides? will you have him aboard if you end up winning this thing?
15:02 < paz> to come boost their egos
15:02 < zitgeist> i cant say i disagree
15:03 < paz> murdox is my only opponent
15:03 < paz> but murdox is a joke
15:03 < paz> his one claim to fame is that he established the gnaa article on
wikipedia
15:03 < zitgeist> i didnt even know he was running? odd
15:03 < paz> but in reality
15:03 < paz> all he did was stir the pot and troll sysops AFTER it was
established
15:03 < paz> if anything, he risked getting it removed
15:04 < paz> and rucas in typical worm fashion
15:04 < paz> is slithering across faction lines
15:04 < God> ~
15:04 < paz> and attempting to play all sides to secure op
15:04 < paz> s
15:04 < paz> i consider him a traitor
15:04 < zitgeist> insightful
15:04 < zitgeist> assuming all goes well for you in the next few weeks there is
a good chance you will be taking office to much fanfare and plaudits. what is
the first thing you will do in office? how do you plan to structure the
organization? certainly there are many people that have become unhappy with
the legal turpitude gnaa has found itself in as well as the fact that the
wheels have basically stopped turning on producing any lols and trolls out of
the chan. what will you do to turn this ship around?
15:05 < paz> we have to start slow
15:05 < paz> we need to focus on individuals as targets in the beginning
15:05 < paz> because oftentimes when someone conseives of a big project
15:05 < paz> but theres no passion for it
15:05 < paz> it falls flat on its face
15:05 < zitgeist> i see
15:06 < paz> but any unskilled troll can get behind the ruin of an individual
15:06 < paz> so thats the starting point
15:06 < paz> as passion builds and lethargy fades
15:06 < paz> we can take on the bigger stuff
15:06 < paz> also
15:06 < paz> trying to organize a troll
15:06 < paz> in a channel with 80+ people
15:06 < paz> is abysmal
15:06 < paz> what i'd rather do
15:06 < paz> is break things up into smaller cells of individuals
15:06 < paz> tailored to their skillsets
15:06 < paz> who focus on specific tasks
15:07 < zitgeist> very wise, in some ways that parallels the japanese style of
corporate management
15:07 < paz> also a membership system will be reinstated
15:07 < paz> to cultivate a form of nationalistic pride in the channel
15:07 < paz> and to create a dichotomy
15:07 < paz> between the people who matter and the bzbs and mtws
15:07 < zitgeist> it sounds like you have given a lot of thought to this
15:08 < paz> what can i say i care about irc
15:08 < zitgeist> next q, black people have fought long and hard to get to
where they are today. do you agree? also niggers.
15:08 < paz> heterosexual niggers are a bestial scourge upon the earth
15:08 < paz> but intergalactic gayniggers have made great strides
15:08 < paz> in every facet of humanity
15:09 < zitgeist> well thats all i have paz. thanks so much for sitting down
with us today. i really think we have a lot to come from you my dear friend.
do you have any last statements for your adoring public?
15:09 < pashtun> SHUT
15:09 < pashtun> TGHE
15:09 < pashtun> FUCVK
15:09 < pashtun> Y
15:09 < pashtun> OP
15:09 < paz> pashtun said it best
15:09 < paz> that will be all
15:09 < pashtun> _: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> paz: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> blue: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> God: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> Guest43930: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> pashtun: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> LiteralKa: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> Analrapist: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> nay: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> zitgeist: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> TurkBack: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < pashtun> dev: zitgeist SHUT THE FUCK UP HILY KIKE
15:09 < zitgeist> salaam alaikum mata hari gracias.
15:09 < paz> sLm
15:09 < Analrapist> you sure picked the right channel to have a shit chat
--- Log closed Sun Aug 21 15:10:06 2011
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