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With the near-certain imprisonment of Weev and the disgraced pynchon chatting from exile, the time to decide on a new leader is upon us. It is up to the people to pick a candidate with vision, strength and sexual potency to guide us into a new era.
About the election
The election will be held whenever l0de gets his shit together, probably end of august.
You must have been a member of the GNAA at any point in time or a reputable hardbuttes chatter to vote.
There will be a radio debate IRC townhall held before the election to give the candidates a chance to explain their platforms, field questions from voters and have a lively exchange of views.
Zitgeist
Meet The Candidates
vxp/pagga/knubbze
 | Do you hate the GNAA? Do you wish to see it utterly and irreversibly destroyed? Do you desire that every single autistic twat daring to overflow the GNAA with more and more garbage be hunted down and tortured by a professional assassin from Mexico? Do you want to never ever IRC again? If so, vote ARAB: knubbze, pagga, and vxp - the award-winning dream-team raining thunder upon the worthlessness that which is emo-embodied by every- and anything that happens not to be part of ARAB - respected shaykhs and emirs of the ARAB world. As 9 out of 10 memes, figures of speech, idioms, and many other things not worthy of being enumerated by hordes of adjectives and other such words find their ultimate origin amongst the badmen and cordial a rabs of ARAB, embracing ARAB would prove quite inevitable - do not hesitate for the following nouns, verbs, idioms, particles, etc.: word, pz/peace, etc.; the slightest moment and VOTE FOR ARAB! |
literalka/murdox
 | Bringing over two dozen inches of combined length to the table, Murdox and LiteralKa have demonstrated eternal dedication to the plight of the Gaynigger in America. Both LiteralKa and Murdox have been called "the future of Gayniggerdom" by former GNAA President weev. LiteralKa was the Head of GNAA Public Relations, and is currently the interim President of the GNAA (a position which Murdox has also held in the past). Together, their actions have resulted in the GNAA article being undeleted from Wikipedia and the renewal of Wikipedia's undying hate for all things gay and/or black, the Lionsgate forums getting shut down permanently, utter mayhem on Twitter (resulting in several police dispatches to Tarzana, California's Rolloffle Avenue from multiple countries), and untold amounts of damage on IRC. Literalka's striking new vision for the GNAA brand across multiple social networks has resulted in a new era of disapproval for the modern gay black male, and Murdox's tough and uncompromising troll style has lead to the creation of the ultimate libel machine: paedophilewatch.org. Together, Murdox and LiteralKa plan to usher in a new era of Gayniggerdom, for a gay universe |
rucas/incog
 | Feared, respected, retweeted, these stalwart guardians of the Gaynigger tradition have been trolling and lolling in #gnaa through many years and incarnations. Their leadership abilities and charisma have long united the unwashed masses with their vision and dedication. Rucas has promised a Jew in every oven and assured continuity in his unforgiving campaign of internet pestilence, and incog will do as he pleases and probably ban lots of people. |
paz/devi/mangluck
 | About paz: What can be said about paz that hasn't already been said about Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Hitler, and Jim Jones? He's a jubilant discordian of the highest order, cordially wielding his divine madness/shizoaffective disorder to the highest degree of mastery. An infinitely handsome and charismatic individual, paz is a smooth-talking social engineer with a criminal sensibility and a certain intuition for finding the ruin in anything. With third-eye opened wide and a pulsing cock throbbing with pure aryan blood, paz is the ideal leader for the new era of gayniggerdom. About devi: Devi is a beautiful pakistani female with an intense religious conviction and a genius mind. An enemy of short-sightedness and linear thought, she's been posessed by the wild spirit of Kali and invigorated by the toxic semen of Lucifer. Her talent when it comes to ruin is only rivalled by her mastery of the art of seduction, and her sparkling eyes glimmering from behind her hijab are like the stars that guide wayward travellers on open sea. A beautiful succubus and intensely focused advisor, devi's ethereal presence will be an incredible asset to the goals of the GNAA. About luper: The stunning ex-wife of former president weev, this intoxicated harlot has seen first hand what makes a leader truly great. A veteran troll and wise goddess, this remnant of our former president's legacy will no doubt make a splendiferous asset to the gaynigger community at large. |
Busybee
 | I'm the best in the world. I'm the best chatter in the world. I would like to stress that word, the word chatter. The brass in the GNAA have tried to make that seem like a dirty word and have attempted to associate the act of chatting with the act of "blogging" when this description is completely false. Freedom and equality are not mutually exclusively values, however, I believe that both have been severely underrepresented (nearly non-existent) in the GNAA clan. We should not distribute freedom as a privilege to certain individuals—this leads to inequality—nor should we circumscribe freedom in order to acquire a subjective notion of equality. I believe it is possible to have both freedom and equality. People who value liberty will always defend it. That's what I stand for, that's what I've always stood for, even when it wasn't the popular position to do so. Government isn't our master, we shouldn't allow a totalitarian regime to dictate what is or is not appropriate behavior. There are quite a few formal and a great number of informal injunctions against certain speech in the GNAA today. Freedom of speech isn't an abstract ideal that should be compromised in the face of `complicated realities' or due to the ego of an individual, it is eternal. It is a concept that should never diminish and should always be observed by those in power. I'm not going to placate your individual sensibilities. Am I a bad guy? Sure. I'm kind of a jerk. I don't wear a white hat, but I am in touch with the common GNAA chatter. I understand that we live in 2011. The social conservatives that have plagued the GNAA for a great many years are on the way out, I believe it's time for a new generation to take the reigns and make this clan what it can and should be. You deserve better. We've had to endure the failed policies and stagnation created by the lapdog administration for far too long, but I didn't abandon you. I refused to abandon you because I realized your potential, and I would not allow an incompetent cabal of conceited cowards to squander that potential. I fought the soul-crushing status quo. I have a consistent record, I'm an honest man. I'm not a sycophant or hypocrite, I am just like you. And I want to represent you, that's my sole interest. There ought to exist the fullest liberty of professing and discussing, as a matter of ethical conviction, any doctrine, however immoral it may be considered. - bzb 2011 Presto manifesto. |
tubes/recon
 | Gay niggers! Say no to castrated has-beens, earthworms, harlots, and towelhead bloggers! Do you want an earthworm mad max wanna-be for your president? A man who has to rely on the used goods of former presidents? A wikipedo jew in disguise? Scott “toast” “tubes” Cahoon and Recon are the prez/vp of choice for the modern gay nigger. Bringing with him a youthful vigor, mensa IQ and experience as a member and former leader of the famed BLACK_MAN CREW, Scott Cahoon represents the revitalizing force the GNAA needs. Backed up by hacker extraordinaire recon, this duo is your best bet for a gayer, blacker, and more anally ruinous future for the GNAA! |
