GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
Mad Virii (GNAP) Washington, DC - In a baffling move that sent
shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials
investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have
recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger
Association of America.
An announcement of his death was transmitted as a Global Notice
across the Freenode network, on September 17 at 06:18 JST:
06:18 -christel(i=christel@freenode/staff/gentoo.christel)- [Global Notice] On the 12th September
Rob Levin, known to many as Freenode's lilo, was hit by a car while riding
his bike. He suffered head injuries and passed away in hospital on the 16th.
For more information please visit #freenode-announce
"It seems that the bike was impacted by a large pink bus in the shape of a
hypodermic phallus," an inside source stated. "Levin's carcass was penetrated
anally by the hood ornament, and it took a team of coroners to remove the
several gallons of what could only be described as seminal fluid from the
victim." EMTs on the scene say Levin's body was covered with open sores.
The GNAA reaction was astonishing. "We have stuck alot of things up Rob
Levin's ass in our time, but we maintain innocence," stated GNAA president
Gary Niger, fingers crossed."Even when driving a bus up some nigger's ass was
fashionable, the GNAA never took part in it."
Later on at the Rob Levin's Death after-party, GNAA member madvirii
exclaimed "OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM DEAD FREENODE ADMIN?" and there was liberal
lolling.
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