Gay Nigger Association of America

Wikipedia Knows it: Jews Did WTC

2012-06-03T16:47:46-07:00

Manhattan, New York - Tears ran down the cheeks of bloggers across the world as they witnessed their “works” infiltrated by GNAA agents to the point of no recovery.
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GNAA Persuades “Ponychan” to Halt Services

2012-05-30T16:47:46-07:00

Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to further the GNAA's ongoing “brony” outreach, a crapflooding of the eyesore known as “ponychan” had been scheduled and executed by an elite squad of highly trained gaynigger agents. ”Keeping those fags denied” stated gaynigger incog as the GNAA watched the site repeatedly take down services throughout the day.
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GNAA Announces Plans for Appearance at Wikimania 2012

2012-05-21T16:47:46-07:00

Washington, D.C. - An enthusiastic Gary Niger stepped out of his limousine early this morning, taking to the podium at an official GNAA press release to proudly announce, "Gay Niggers... We're going to Wikimania!" A wildfire of zealousness spread throughout the crowd, as Mr. Niger was heavily bombarded with an influx of queries, concerns, and semen.
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Wikipedia Knows it: Jews Did WTC

2012-02-20T16:47:46-07:00

San Francisco, California - Holding true to its promise, GNAA has begun the outreach portion of its 9/11 awareness program, first taking the message to Wikipedia.
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GNAA Relaunches Popular "Jews Did WTC" Website

2012-02-12T16:47:46-07:00

Ground Zero, New York - Early this morning at a GNAA-sponsored memorial, brisk wads of semen fired into the February air as GNAA Founder and CEO Gary Niger took a stand before the mourning crowd. With a tear in his eye, and erection in his hand, Mr. Niger opened the memorial circle-jerk with this statement:
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GNAA Begins "Brony" Outreach

2012-01-24T16:47:46-07:00

Montgomery, Alabama - After a prolonged investigation into the Wikipedia social network, the GNAA has once again proven that it will emerge victorious time and time again. After a recent revelation from former GNAA president weev, Gayniggers across the planet came in unison with man-children everywhere over the recent My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic craze.
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GNAA Forced to Cancel African Outreach Program

2011-12-10T16:47:46-07:00

Kampala, Uganda - GNAA today announced that it had been forced to cancel its "Rescue Gays in a hurting Africa" outreach program due to the business practices and competence of the man spearheading it, Dr. Noah Mugerwa, being called into question.
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GNAA: Japan had it Coming

2011-12-05T16:47:46-07:00

Sendai, Honshu, Japan - "Anyone and everyone who lives on a major fault line deserves to die" shot GNAA founder Gary Niger today.
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Joe Paterno Retires to Pursue Lifelong Dream of Achieving Gayniggerdom

2011-11-11T11:11:11-11:00

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. - Joe Paterno’s head coaching career at Penn State began on Sept. 17, 1966 with a win over Maryland, and it ended Wednesday night, at the end of an extraordinary day in a press conference.
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GNAA Unveils African Outreach Program

2011-10-25T02:20:53-04:00

Tarzana, California - GNAA today announced that it was launching its long-awaited African Outreach program, designed to spread the message of a gay universe across Africa.
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GNAA Announces Scholarship for Gay Black Youth

2011-10-20T20:08:33-04:00

Tarzana, California - GNAA Founder and CEO Gary Niger today happily announced that GNAA will award a $10,000 scholarship to two lucky niggers this March. The scholarship comes just as new college freshmen are choosing which college to go to, taking price into consideration. The $10,000 scholarship is designed to lessen the burden of price upon two lucky gay youth.
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GNAA Announces Participation in International Burn a Koran Day

2011-09-11T12:33:48-04:00

New York, NY - GNAA today announced that they will participate in "International Burn a Koran Day". In preparation for today's glorious event, GNAA has been stockpiling copies of the "Holy" Koran for the past year. "We've been doing this for years without realizing that it's a holiday," GNAA founder and CEO Gary Niger said earlier this morning.
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New GNAA President paz is Elected

2011-08-28T12:33:48-04:00

Camden, New Jersey - The winds of change are blowing, and it smells like toots. After a century of inactivity, dick waving, cock sucking, infighting, and bzb, it's time for a new breed of gay niggers to arise. There are a few changes that will be taking effect, now that I hold the position of philosopher-god-king:
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GNAA Enrages Wikipedia Community with Vicious Press Release

2011-08-08T12:33:48-04:00

Pichilemu, Chile - In yet another attempt at suppressing notable African-American support group GNAA, Wikipedia editors attempted to prevent any and all pro-GNAA editors from making policy-compliant edits to any article having anything to do with GNAA.
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GNAA Plans to Release Amy Winehouse Sex Tape

2011-07-23T01:00:00-04:00

Austin, Texas - Minutes after the announcement that Amy Winehouse had been found dead in her London condo, GNAA researchers announce they are ready to release the exclusive and never-before-seen videotape of Winehouse, Justin Bieber and Pete Dougherty in a drug-fueled sex rampage that lasted into the early hours on the morning of her death.
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GNAA Welcomes Hundreds of New Members and Associates

2011-06-11T01:00:00-04:00

Kuusamo, Finland - GNAA today experienced an unexpected surge of new members as a result of a massive outreach program. The program was so successful that the number of chatters in #gnaa has tripled in the past hour, and continues to grow.
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Don Lemon Joins GNAA

2011-06-07T01:00:00-04:00

Atlanta, Georgia - GNAA welcomes newest member Don Lemon into its midst.
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"Anonymous" brutally exposed

2011-05-13T01:00:00-04:00

Washington, D.C. - Today the federal governments of the United States of America, The United Kingdom, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, and any others that the terrorist organization known as "Anonymous" has harrassed, along with the Westboro Baptist Church and The Church of Scientology can breathe a sigh of relief after an incident that exposed several high-ranking Anons' gaping holes.
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GNAA Mourns Death of Osama Bin Laden

2011-05-02T11:54:27-04:00

Islamabad, Pakistan - The patriot known as "Osama Bin Laden" is dead after an attack by misguided American forces.
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GNAA Deletion Debate Ignited on Wikipedia

2011-04-15T07:22:32-04:00

Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York - Wikipedia has once again attempted to suppress the African American support group known as GNAA. This time, the battle took the form of yet another mundane deletion debate over the archived copy of an early 2007 version of the GNAA Wikipedia page, just before it was deleted in a flagrant abuse of process.
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GNAA acquires freenode

2011-04-01T01:14:46-04:00

London, England - In an attempt to rid itself of its tarnished public image after being linked to the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, the Peer-Directed Projects Center Ltd. (PDPC) decided to sell its only source of income: the freenode IRC network.
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GNAA article returns to Wikipedia

2011-03-23T21:14:46-04:00

St. Petersburg, Florida - After the GNAA article was deleted by a subversive administrator blatantly disregarding policy, Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy "Babyrapist" Wales posted a racially-laden message to the Wikipedia mailing list. Wikipedians everywhere proceeded to ejaculate pitiful quantities of prepubescent semen into their own mouths worldwide.
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Jap earthquake: An excuse for Japs to test their new nuclear weapons?

2011-03-12T16:03:08-05:00

Sendai, Honshu, Japan - Internal memos leaked to covert GNAA agents by an anonymous source within the Japanese government provided evidence that the Japanese government knew ahead of time about the recent earthquake and subsequent tsunami that ravaged Japan yesterday and did nothing to warn its citizens.
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DiKKy Heartiez Returns to #GNAA, Terror Quickly Follows

2011-02-03T12:50:24-05:00

Trollheim, Norway - DiKKy Heartiez' unexpected return to #GNAA after a year has awakened the ghosts of his repressive rule.
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GNAA Launches Paedophilewatch.org

2011-01-27T12:53:16-05:00

London, England - GNAA today announced that it launched a new website, paedophilewatch.org, calling it "a sex offender database specifically designed with the deviant and often lecherous tendencies of IRCers in mind."
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U.S. Sentences White Hat Hacker to 11 Years in Jail

2011-01-18T10:53:24-05:00

Fayetteville, AR - A white hat hacker has been sentenced by the U.S. government to 11 years in jail, and 4 years in a gulag for crimes that include "activities against national security" and "propaganda against the regime", GNAA operatives confirmed Tuesday.
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GNAA Releases Groundbreaking New Study on Autism

2011-01-12T11:13:26-05:00

London, England - GNAA today released a groundbreaking new study by its very own Rucas. In it, Professor Rucas concluded that autistic creatures, and by extension, freenode users, could be replaced with under 100 lines of valid perl code^tm and exactly 20 lines of text.
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GNAA Reveals Link Between Freenode and Arizona Gunman

2011-01-09T15:40:40-05:00

Tuscon, AZ - GNAA today revealed the man behind the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, along with 19 others, six of whom died. Among the dead were Federal Judge John Roll, and a 9-year-old girl, Christina Taylor Green. The identity of the shooter was revealed to be none other than David J. Moore, who often used the alias "Jared Lee Loughner", better known to Freenode users as forever-alone, heavyhanded ##politics operator "kunwon1".
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GNAA Offers to Annoint Injured Congresswoman with Holy Gaynigger Seed

2011-01-08T19:01:52-05:00

Tuscon, AZ - GNAA today offered their prayers and medical expertise to Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who was shot in the head by a lone gunman in a Tuscon grocery store, while hosting a constituent meeting. In all, 14 were wounded, and six killed.
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GNAA Endorses Construction of "Ground Zero Mosque"

2010-09-11T15:06:05-05:00

New York, NY - GNAA today announced its endorsement of the construction of the now-infamous "Ground Zero Mosque" that is planned to be built two blocks away from the site of the September 11th World Trade Center Zionist attacks.
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Activating an (AT&T) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad

2010-06-03T22:07:50-05:00

AT&T will be discontinuing their unlimited data plans come July 7th. Anyone who signs up for an unlimited plan before July 7th will be allowed to keep their level of service afterwards. Currently, for $30/month prepaid, iPad 3G users can get unlimited access. Those without iPads are normally required to purchase more expensive data plans on a two year contract. Nothing is stopping someone with an iPad plan from moving their SIM to another device, but they had to purchase an iPad 3G for the privilege.
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GNAA Confirms Link Between Wal-Mart and The Bilderberg Group

2010-03-22T08:18:13-05:00

The GNAA research division has proved a direct link between the Bilderberg Group and Wal-Mart. This link was confirmed last Saturday night when an attempt to save black shoppers from a terrorist threat was lambasted by Wal-Mart, an attack which was planned by Wal-Mart themselves.
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GNAA unveils new wiki-based corporate website

2010-03-14T08:53:19-05:00

Today GNAA President weev shampooed his neckbeard, put on a greasy Linux t-shirt and left the warm glow of his spamcave to unveil the new GNAA corporate website in a keynote speech. "Inspired by the success of wikis like Wikipedia as platforms for spreading misinformation and infuriating trolls, we decided to transition our corporate webpage to the wiki format," said weev in between gulps and disgusting chewing noises as he stuffed his face with summer sausages and snack cakes to gain the calories needed to satiate his anxiety at being confronted with other human beings. "Jimbo Wales and his team of basement dwelling pedophiles have really taken the wiki platform leaps and bounds in propagating biased, inflammatory garbage. You can log on Wikipedia at any given moment and start or join some inane troll battle that amounts to semantics. They even manage to present defending child molesters as an encyclopedic pursuit while making active pedophiles who host child pornography paid members of their staff. I can't think of anything more offensive. I'd like to take a minute to recognize Wikipedia as one of the most wildly successful troll organizations on the planet."
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GNAA Unveils Chufter

2007-09-11T01:00:00-05:00

GNAA today announced the official launch of Chufter, the web's first officially non-kosher media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.
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GNAA annouces death of high-ranking wikipedo admin's wife, hair

2007-06-22T01:00:00-05:00

GNAA operatives stormed the home of Wikipedia admin and registered NAMBLA member Ryan Bushby today, brutally murdering his Kenyan AIDS sex slave and cutting his lice-ridden hippy hair. Upon egress from the tar paper and plywood shack, GNAA encountered two other wikipedia admins armed with HH-1488 "Drilldo" anti-aircraft dongs, who then shot down the extraction roflcopter. This forced the GNAA to retreat and set up a defensive perimeter around the crash site. They would remain there sodomizing a large group of Jimbo Wales' militia forces until the early morning, when a rescue convoy led by Hans Reiser would finally reach them. Despite heavy losses on the part of the GNAA, the operation was deemed a success. As GNAA leader Niger observed shortly after the raid, "lol aids." Bushby was unable to be reached for comment, as he was too busy thinking up new ways to let him sit on his ass and smoke weed all day.
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GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista

2007-02-25T01:00:00-05:00

Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."
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CNN HQ Stormed By Elite GNAA Operatives, Classified 9/11 Information Broadcast

2007-02-03T09:13:10-04:00

Manchester, Afghanistan - Following a covert infiltration of their Tel-Aviv headquarters by a crack team of elite GNAA agents, Zionist news organization CNN today publicly declassified top-secret information regarding the September 11 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, information which was until now actively supressed by the Zionist Occupied Governments of the West. Thousands of jewish viewers across America choked on their evening halvah (muslim babies) as, in a primetime broadcast, Paula Zahn (herself a latent jew) was forced at dongpoint to reveal the awful truth behind the 9/11 attacks which the rest of the civilized (read: non-judaic) world has long suspected: Jews Did WTC.
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Jewish pedophiles delete GNAA article from Wikipedia

2006-12-03T09:13:10-04:00

Nigeria - The nuts of wikipedos worldwide were ruptured with pleasure today, as the GNAA article was deleted. Due to the rampant amount of homophobic nigger-hate circulating through Wikipedo, the GNAA article was put up for yet another vote for deletion [read as very fat dick] today, its 18th nomination. However, unlike the other 17 consecutive failures, the article was deleted this time.
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Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless

2006-10-25T11:13:10-04:00

Hong Kong, HK - Gary Niger, known here as the intrepid Nigger-Anus pilot and spokes-negro of the GNAA (NASDIQ: GNAA) was laid off today from his second job at Lik-Dong after the company spread it's cheeks for the massive legal phallus of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation (NASDIQ: ANAL).
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GNAA Issues Apology In The Death Of Rob Levin's Bike

2006-10-25T02:00:00-04:00

Trolladelphia, PA - The GNAA's own blackman issued an apology statement to Huffy concerning the bicycle that didn't survive the vehicular homicide of Rob "lilo" Levin.
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GNAA investigators make unprecedented breakthrough in Reiser case

2006-10-13T02:00:00-04:00

Oakland, CA - Worldwide GNAA agency private investigators Gary Niger and Penny Sbird, trying to link two suspicious criminal cases to Mossad activity, described as "devastating horror" the new evidence they found in the Hans Reiser case.
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GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin

2006-09-16T02:00:00-04:00

Washington, DC - In a baffling move that sent shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger Association of America.
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GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO

2006-09-06T02:00:00-04:00

Berlin, Norway - GNAA spokesperson lysol told the world press the real story of the ASSASINATION of TV hero Steve Irwin today at a press conference in Teheran, Iran. "The stingray that sodomized and anally penetrated the world known australian crocodile-fucker, releasing its vast amounts of deadly stingray semen, was in fact not only a nigger, as can be seen quite clearly on the photographs, but a GAY NIGGER. The Gay Nigger DiKKy Heartiez of Norway had changed his looks to a stingray, using the patented Gay Nigger technology of Body Transformation."
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GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid

2006-08-22T02:00:00-04:00

Trolladelphia, PA - Today the world learned what happens when the GNAA takes its focus off of Zionist Forces, and directs it towards an even lower group of sub-humans... Loli-chan.
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GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit

2006-07-29T02:00:00-04:00

Diplomatic Corp, South Africa - The ongoing war against PHP by the GNAA has finally produced results that are a step in the right direction. GNAA have been aggressively involved in a campaign to educate the public at large about the tremendous control that MOSSAD has over the development of PHP and the subsequent clandestine information gathering technology that has been implemented by Jewish developers.
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GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module

2006-07-28T02:00:00-04:00

Berlin, Norway - In a response to the U.S Armed Forces' new initiative to require Trusted Platform Modules to be standard in all new computers in order to better fight CYBERTERRORISM, the GNAA declares it will follow the initiative set by the U.S Army and do the same. President Gary Niger of the GNAA said in a press conference in Gookyo, Japan this morning that "The war on CYBERTERRORISM is something we must take as seriously as Richard Stallman". This confirms the GNAA's new plans to become the most Secure provider of gay sex in CYBERSPACE, and beyond.
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Ten-thousand Freenet User Identities Compromised

2006-06-22T01:00:00-04:00

Dongs-Hojrup, Denmark - Early this Afternoon the Gay Nigger Association of America claimed responsibility for the compromising of over 10,000 Freenet user identities. Norwegian correspondant DiKKy explained, "LOL by using a huge Turkish botnet LOL HY HY we were able to create drones on the Freenet network LOL. Using these drones HY HY HY we were able to triangulate, by IP LOL, who was responsible for the introduction of any file on the Freenet network LOL GLUG GLUG GLUG HY."
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MARK SHUTTLEWORTH AND CANONICAL ANNOUNCE LINUX FOR NIGGERS

2006-06-01T01:00:00-04:00

ISLE OF MAN - At a press conference today, Canonical CEO and Free Software spokesnigger Mark Shuttleworth announced the immediate availability of version 6.06 of the Ubuntu Linux distribution. The latest version, known by its code name, "The Diaper Drake," includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over.
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David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility

2006-05-10T01:00:00-04:00

Trollcore, NYC - It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.
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GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool

2006-04-24T01:00:00-04:00

Black Ops, South Africa - It is with great regret that we in the glorious GNAA were called to arms against a revered institution known as Star Trek. Impi, while in training as a high priest in the popular religious cult scientology, was approached by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to contract the services of the Black Ops wing of the GNAA.
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GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple

2006-03-22T01:00:00-04:00

Afrociated Press, Nigeria. - In what will go down as one of the largest inflation of niggernuts on this twisted zionist planet, GNAA art director JacksonBrown rotted the core of the Apple store early last week in front of a cumload of onlookers.
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GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities

2006-03-04T01:00:00-04:00

Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president Gary Niger and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
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GNAA discovers Scientology's shocking roots in the association

2006-02-28T01:00:00-04:00

Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members were shocked to find that Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard was once indeed a bona fide gay nigger. "I am confident that Hubbard's theory of Dianetics leans more to the fag side", said GNAA Spokesperson Jmax. "After a long and arduous journey through the galaxy I am proud to finally see the Church of Scientology and Gay Nigger Association of America have joined forces to provide a better world."
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GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government

2006-01-20T01:00:00-04:00

Moscow, Russia - GNAA President Gary Niger and Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,

"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."

This roughly translates as, "Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of Israel."

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Mehmet Ali Agca confessed who paid him to assasinate pope John Paul II

2006-01-18T01:00:00-04:00

ISTANBUL, Turkey - Today, the GNAA Foundation released US$5,000,000. from their bank account located at Niggeria to get the most biggest secret kept by Mehmet Ali Agca. Agca received GNAA authorized reporter BM somewhere in the Istanbul underground where he's currently hidding to confess who paid him to kill former pope John Paul II.
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Recent findings from the GNAAU prove that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was gay

2006-01-17T01:00:00-04:00

Miami, Florida, USA - Recent findings from the GNAAU (Gay Nigger Association of America University) prove that the famed Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was, indeed, a homosexual. Dr. rhoppenrath, the head of Gay Nigger studies at the GNAAU, reports that "I am not shocked at all."
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GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup

2006-01-01T01:00:00-04:00

Stuttgart, Germany - Renowned homosexual and GNAA Director of Reasearch and Development Staos today announced the unveiling of GNAA's 2006 product line. Sitting in a lavishly decorated men's rest stop bathroom, he made the first of the day's groundbreaking communiqués regarding the "New for Jew Thousand and Six" products.
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GNAA announces a 2005 success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership

2005-12-31T01:00:00-04:00

Miami, Florida, USA - GNAA leader Gary Niger announced earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success." In 2005 the GNAA found itself a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members. Also, in 2005, GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.
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GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation

2005-10-03T01:00:00-04:00

Hollywood - GNAA President Gary Niger announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," Niger was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
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GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour.

2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00

South Africa. - Pentagon documents leaked to covert GNAA agents working for the CIA provided proof that a deliberate plot against renowned shock jock l0de was put into effect to eliminate him. The recent sacking of CIA director Tenant, who was used as a scapegoat, to cover up the great lie perpetrated by the pentagon, against the American people to justify the war against Iraq, prompted disgruntled CIA agents to leak the document.
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GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims

2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00

In an early-morning press conference, reclusive GNAA president Gary Niger declared that the Gay Nigger Association of America will contribute to hurricane Katrina disaster relief efforts. He issued a statement describing the efforts being undertaken to rush relief to New Orleans' former residents, many of whom are black, gay, or both. "My heart tears at the sight of so many flooded niggers", Niger said.
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GNAA outreach program hailed as an overwhelming success.

2005-08-06T01:00:00-04:00

South Africa. - In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president Gary Niger, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.
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GNAA Research Division exposes long standing Zionist plot

2005-08-05T01:00:00-04:00

South Africa. - Due to my extensive research of The Negro archives, I have discovered that the ACTUAL name of the airplane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, was in fact THE ENOLA GAY NIGGER and not, as is widely misrepresented, The Enola Gay. This clear plot, by Zionist oppressors, to besmirch and belittle our glorious Gay Nigger history has left an indelible sense of frustration and desperation on the current generation of our persecuted brothers.
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GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations

2005-07-04T01:00:00-04:00

San Francisco, CA - The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) has filed an antitrust lawsuit against the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in US District Court for the State of California. They allege in their complaint that "for over two decades, the CDC has unlawfully continued violating our patent on G.R.I.D.S, or Gay-Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome, also known as The Gay Cancer, by engaging in a relentless, worldwide campaign to coerce citizens to refrain from hot man on man anal intercourse and called for use of the aforementioned name "AIDS" or "Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome".
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GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT

2005-06-14T01:00:00-04:00

London, United Kingdom - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President Gary Niger released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, Gary Niger yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
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Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended

2005-06-07T01:00:00-04:00

San Francisco, Ca - Moments after the announcement made by Steve Jobs that Apple would be changing the Macintosh computing platform from a PowerPC based CPU architecture to an Intel Pentium based architecture, GNAA executives jesuitx and Gary Niger were visibly shaken. The announcement confirmed rumors started four days prior when C-Net News reported that this change would be taking place. As C-Net News was the first technical news source to report this story, most people assumed the truth would be somewhere near the polar opposite of their findings.
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GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 "Sarge"

2005-06-06T01:00:00-04:00

BATON ROUGE, LA - The Gay Nigger Association of America extended today its congratulations to the Debian Project regarding its 8th consecutive release of the Debian GNU/Linux distribution. The latest incarnation of Debian, codenamed "Sarge", had been eagerly anticipated for approximately 6,000 years by both unwashed GNU/Hippies and fizzlebearded Open Source aficionados alike. So far the reception of "Sarge" has ranged from indifferent to uninterested, but the release has managed to draw the attention of many fundamentalist Christians, who have long seen the release of a new version of Debian as one of the major signs of the apocalypse.
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GNAA exposes the dangers of hiring Latvians

2005-05-06T01:00:00-04:00

South Africa - GNAA's wish at expressing its displeasure at the re-election of the American lap dog Tony Blair embarked on a plan to demonstrate its frustration to the world.
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GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam

2005-04-30T01:00:00-04:00

London, England - GNAA's UK division has reported that five unnamed jews who abused LastMeasure links at their school in a total failure of a fashion were today taken away for interrogation by the government's National High Tech Crime Unit. The accused created shitty batch files in a rucas-esque attempt to flood the schools' computer systems with LastMeasure URL's.
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GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY

2005-04-20T01:00:00-04:00

Kristiansand, Norway - Today, on Adolf Hitler's birthday, the top secret Gay Nigger Research Laboratories have announced a startling discovery that will shake the world.
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GNAA BIORESEARCH UNVEILS THE UBERNIGGER PROJECT

2005-04-07T01:00:00-04:00

GNAA, NIGERIA - Earlier today it was announced at a press conference before major members of the world medical community that GNAA Bioresearch is planning to create a superhuman being from recycled nigger parts.
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GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger

2005-03-30T01:00:00-04:00

Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.
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GNAA releases surprising new Easter research

2005-03-06T01:00:00-04:00

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL - Just in time for the Easter season this year, GNAA historical researcher malaclypse (Th.D., Doctorate of Divinity) has released a surprising and vastly different picture of the last days of Jesus Christ.
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Terry Schiavo Announces Support for GNAA

2005-03-21T01:00:00-04:00

Startling new information has been recieved this morning regarding the 10-year "right to life" controversy once again thrust into the public eye.
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GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia

2005-03-14T01:00:00-04:00

Atlanta, GA - GNAA members were able to breathe a sigh of relief as fellow nigger Brian Nichols came home after a lengthy ordeal. He was charged with rape which is a common southern tactic to eradicate our kind. While on trial in an Atlanta courtroom and bravely liberated himself to make a run for the GNAA worldwide headquarters on the Niger River, during the struggle he overcame the repression of a police officer, a half-Jewish judge, and a full jew reporter. He then stole a green Honda Accord and was last reported waving his thick-veiny nigger cock in the direction of the courthouse and screaming "lol Jews" repeatedly.
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GNAA announces open source, object-oriented political revolution

2005-03-11T01:00:00-04:00

Helsinki, FI - Internet think tank GNAA today introduced its latest invention, HIV++, which binds together diverse technologies of a previously closed nature. Integrating political theory with open source licenses and modern genetics, HIV++ is a fully object-oriented, open source version of political liberalism to which anyone can subscribe.
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Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard

2005-02-11T01:00:00-04:00

Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
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Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time

2005-02-02T01:00:00-04:00

FREMONT, CA - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot fulltime.
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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line

2005-01-25T01:00:00-04:00

The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's to come in the new year.
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God Exiled From Information Superhighway

2005-01-22T01:00:00-04:00

MISSOULA, MT - In the ongoing conflict between reason and primitive superstition, God was exiled from the Internet when a combined team of GNAA and ANUS freedom fighters forced Christian scribes to deny His existence by removing His name.
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GNAA Declares ownership of 99.9% of all IRC networks

2005-01-21T01:00:00-04:00

SAN FRANCISCO, California - New research conducted by the Gay Nigger Association of America's (NYSE: GNAA) resident Mac faggot Jackson Brown has determined that the GNAA owns 99.9% of all IRC networks on the internet
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GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad

2005-01-12T01:00:00-04:00

Washington, District of Columbia - Gathered on the steps of the Justice Department, gay niggers worldwide announced their most ambitious ploy for political power to date, a boycott of all foods that make semen taste awful. GNAA president Gary Niger led the rally with a pink megaphone, shouting over the noise of riot cops assembling in case the peaceful assembly turned violent.
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Giant Tsunami of AIDS hits America

2005-01-05T01:00:00-04:00

BOSTON, MASS - A giant tsunami of AIDS hit the east and west coasts of the United States simultaneously today, causing numerous casualties and uncountable human suffering. The wave impacted at 8:03.32 EST, when most people were preparing for their 45-minutes commutes to work.
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GNAA announces Xanga-dotting of Something Awful

2004-12-27T01:00:00-04:00

NEW ORLEANS, LA. - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.
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GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds

2004-12-21T01:00:00-04:00

WASHINGTON, DC - A thoroughly scientific study undertaken by researchers at the Beth Israel Hospital has concluded that membership in Internet troll group GNAA is more effective than Viagra or Cialis, competing brands of erectile dysfunction drugs, in achieving a lasting rigid penis and thoroughly enjoyable penetration.
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GNAA Announces Gay Porn Avalanche

2004-12-21T01:00:00-04:00

HOUSTON, Texas - Breaking new ground for both the adult entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent.
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Low-Carb Movement Gains Internet Celebrity Support

2004-11-23T01:00:00-04:00

Noted Internet fatass cowboyneal has a new reason to eat a pound of ground beef, only this time it is not deep fried in corn batter and surrounded by curly fries. No, on a routine trip to Carl's jr. he tells me that he discovered the low carb six dollar burger purely by accident, originally thinking of it as a way to eat more fat and not be filled with bread. It became more of an obsession than linux douchebaggery. The psychological heirarchy of needs is proven once again.
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GNAA Member Arrested for Trolling

2004-11-10T01:00:00-04:00

LINDON, UT - A member of the GNAA trolling organization was arrested Thursday morning at his Lindon home following the devastating crapflood he allegedly organized on the Slashdot.org Web site Wednesday evening. Police were able to successfully track down the suspect by tracking the IP address he used to brag about his exploits in the hours following the attack.
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Dremel Stock skyrockets amidst rumors of GNAA takeover

2004-10-31T01:00:00-04:00

The handheld multi-tool industry has been infected by the hostile takeover bug, and industry ANALysts are inflamed with latest hot bombshell to drop on one of the most highly watched sectors of cheap japanese shit that breaks like the second time you use it; rumor has it that the GNAA may be planning a hostile takeover of the Bosch Tool, solely for the purposes of revamping the stagnant multi-tool division. Dremel sandwich-board spokesman and former HIV candidate John Kerry was unavailable for comment, as he was leaking gallons of botox and texan man-spurt from his ocular and anal cavities respectively.
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GNAA freedom fighters attack mbonig into submission

2004-10-25T01:00:00-04:00

In the GNAA's continued effort to combat mindless idiocy, blogging, and bigoted oppression of gay nigger rights, GNAA member Penisbird has announced victory over mindless slashbot and blogger mbonig.
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GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia

2004-10-07T01:00:00-04:00

Nigeria - In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
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GNAA introduces first open-source corpse

2004-10-01T01:00:00-04:00

ASSEVILLERS, FRANCE - In a move that is sure to redefine the open source community of the future, Gay Nigger Association of America (News | Websites) introduced the first open source corpse after the untimely death of Hans Bakker.
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LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark

2004-09-27T01:00:00-04:00

Nigeria - In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one hundred thousand homes across the world.
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Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot

2004-09-23T01:00:00-04:00

West Palm Beach, FL. - With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23) that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.
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GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters

2004-09-21T01:00:00-04:00

GNAA Headquarters, Nigeria - In a surprise move early this morning, the GNAA announced its new policy of open support for Iraqi Freedom Fighters, pledging aid and expertise to the troubled region. GNAA spokesman Gary Niger appeared on the Orly Factor this evening to field questions about the alliance. What follows is an unedited transcript of his response to a question on the GNAA's motives for alliance.
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GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage

2004-09-13T01:00:00-04:00
America - In a dawn raid that shocked and overwhelmed local security in its ferocity, the normally pacifistic forces of the Gay Nigger Assocation of America (seemingly backed up by a highly trained militia recruited from the French district of New Orleans), attacked and captured Americas second most notorious Nigger, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.
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News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke

2004-09-13T01:00:00-04:00
People's Republic of China - The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.
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GNAA Announces l0de's Death

2004-09-12T01:00:00-04:00
l0de was last seen in #GNAA 17 hours, and 38 minutes ago. After l0de's threat of crashing a carnival cruise ship into the white house, we can only suspect that the United States Government has taken hostile actions towards l0de. We want to express our deepest feelings for him.
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company

2004-09-11T01:00:00-04:00
Fremont, California - The Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
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Happy 9/11 From The GNAA

2004-09-11T01:00:00-04:00
Gnaa, Nigeria - We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.
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GNAA ATTACKED BY INTERNET TERRORISTS

2004-08-29T01:00:00-04:00
During the night cowardly terrorists claiming to be from p2pchat launched an unprovoked and despicably dastardly attack against Evolnet. Their goal was to disrupt the benign activities of the upstanding organization GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of AmeriKKKa).
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GNAA Penetrates Popular Pirating Network

2004-08-20T01:00:00-04:00
Chicago, IL - The GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) announces their forcible entry into the Soulseek filesharing network. This action was tasked to faggot tar baby Lysol, who created the GNAA's first slsk chatroom.
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GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors

2004-08-03T01:00:00-04:00
Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.
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GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION

2004-08-02T01:00:00-04:00
On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president Gary Niger released the shocking conclusion of the report.
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GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community

2004-08-02T01:00:00-04:00
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
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GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe

2004-08-01T01:00:00-04:00
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
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GNAA Announces Interview wth Real Troll Talk

2004-07-24T01:00:00-04:00
Osaka, Japan - In a worldwide first, GNAA founder and president Gary Niger agreed to conduct an interview with Real Troll Talk, a Slashdot member documenting the ways and means of internet trolls worldwide.
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GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET

2004-07-14T01:00:00-04:00
Fremont, California - In a surprise announcement, GNAA has announced a truce and alliance with the popular news for trolls website Slashdot.
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GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container

2004-07-14T01:00:00-04:00
Wenzenbach, Germany - Having found the AVI video format lacking, GNAA decided to search for a hot new container format, for use in releases of all GNAA video, including upcoming subtitled versions of Gayniggers From Outer Space.
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GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community

2004-06-29T01:00:00-04:00
San Francisco, California - Just three days after being the first in the world to leak photos of Apple's upcoming revision to MacOS X, version 10.4, Steve Jobs announced to the world facts about the new Operating System consistent with information leaked by elite GNAA operator Gary Niger and prospective member Ron Delsner.
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GNAA Leaks Info about Apple's Next Major OS

2004-06-26T01:00:00-04:00
Los Angeles, Ca - With only 3 days left before Steve Jobs announces the new features in Apple's next major version of OS X, version 10.4, codenamed "Tiger", GNAA members Gary Niger (known as JesuitX on the Internet), and pending member Ron Delsner leaked screenshots of the upcoming Operating System to the popular mac rumor's site MacRumors.com. See the discussion thread for this at The MacRumors forums.
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2004-06-22T01:00:00-04:00
SIK, PortugalIn a recent press conference, held at the GNAA's UK press offices, Spokesman Porfa warned the Portuguese usenet community, telepac.* groups that they will be crapflooded with the digitally remastered Gayniggers From Outer Space the movie. Porfa, right next to his new boyfriend, Rolloffle, gave the following statement:
"If the demands of the GNAA are not met, the telepac usenet groups will be ass-rammed with the new digitaly remastered movie, Gayniggers From Outer Space. Furthermore, the GNAA will not tolerate attempts for a forum to monopolize with Jewish Feeling the newsgroups of the Portuguese usenet community." Giving his statement, Porfa had a very calm look on his face, probably because of KiSSy working his lower parts.
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GNAA BEGINS SALE OF DECAPITATION INSURANCE

2004-06-22T01:00:00-04:00
Saudi Arabia - The brutal slayings of Paul Johnson, the young Jew Nick Berg, and local Starcraft champion Kim Sun-il, only serve to exemplify that while so-called moderates preach Islam as a religion of peace, normal god-fearing citizens are not blind to the brutal truth, Islam wants to lop off your shit liberally.
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GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen

2004-06-21T01:00:00-04:00
Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced that their previous kidnapping of the Olsen twins is behind the eating disorder afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.
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GNAA Announces Remastered Version of Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie

2004-06-19T01:00:00-04:00
GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder Gary Niger had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie.
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GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs

2004-06-16T01:00:00-04:00
GNAUK (the UK branch of the GNAA) consultant rolloffle stood ecstatically in front of the massive GNAUK London office skyscraper. Waving his massive nigger hands for silence, he smiled and announced with glee that the GNAA was the cause of the 3000 blogs outage.
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GNAA announces hostile takeover of Electronic Arts

2004-05-30T01:00:00-04:00
Nigeria - In a hushed press conference held at the GNAA compound in blackest Nigeria, the cream of the journalistic crop from IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy and various other overpriced ad-infested shitholes gathered from across 4 continents to witness what has been described as the most shocking announement of the post-E3 market. The purchase of a controlling stock of industry leading publisher Electronic Arts by the increasingly aggressive venture capitalists of the GNAA.
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GNAA Announces Victory over AOL

2004-05-17T01:00:00-04:00
Nigeria - "Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.
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GNAA ANNOUNCES NEW CELEBRITY MEMBER

2004-05-06T01:00:00-04:00
Nigeria. - Arf Arf. International rap sensation Earl 'DMX' Simmons has announce that he swings his gat on the other side of the hood. Our journalists tried to contact the star, whose first four albums debuted at the top of the charts, to find out what his family thought.
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GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS

2004-04-27T01:00:00-04:00
Nigeria - Speaking to a hushed crowd from the heights of a ceremonial golden minaret hastily erected on the main lawn of the lush GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) estate this morning, chief GNAA spokesman l0de triumphantly announced near-total victory for the Gay Nigger Association of America in the 103rd Trollympics.
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GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus.

2004-04-09T01:00:00-04:00
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) The GNAA today claimed responsibility for the release of the devastating trojan Momfuck.1o1, which has caused an estimated 486 billion dollars US in lost productivity and unread penis enlargement offers.
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GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil

2004-03-24T01:00:00-04:00
GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million, Revnues up 19%, Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent
By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
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GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins

2004-03-17T01:00:00-04:00
Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).
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GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island

2004-03-17T01:00:00-04:00
Due to recent AUP policy changes at .cx NIC, one of the key GNAA sponsored websites, http://goatse.cx has been found "in violation of .cx AUP policies". This announcement delivered a huge blow to the GNAA organization.
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GNAA / Google confirms: Linux is dying.

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
Here you have it: it's official; Google confirms: Desktop Linux is dying. Now, you might be thinking this is just another cut & paste troll based on the typical *BSD is dying bullshit. It isn't.
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GNAA needs BitTorrent tracker for GNFOS Movie

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) is currently searching for a stable BitTorrent tracker to host the Gay Niggers From Outer Space, the official movie of GNAA.
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GNAA Ported to XBOX

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced completion of a project started almost 6 months ago, porting of Windows CE.NET environment to Microsoft's XBOX gaming platform.
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GNAA files $20 million claim against Kent school district

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
SEATTLE - Kent School District policies are "institutionalized racism at its finest," the head of the local GNAA declared today as claims against the district rose to $30 million. Families of six gay niggers filed $20 million in claims today, saying security guards manhandled, handcuffed and roughed up the young homosexuals in incidents at five schools.
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GNAA Research: Was Jesus a NIGGER?

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
Many people are surprised to discover that Christ was a black man, but when one looks at Christ's lineage one discovers that He has numerous Hamatic Ancestors, with Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, Naomi, Bathsheba and Jezabel being the most notable.
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Happy new year from GNAA

2004-01-01T01:00:00-04:00
Today, GNAA wishes you a merry christmas and a happy new year. It's been fun, gays!
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GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor

2003-11-06T01:00:00-04:00
Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).
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GNAA Announces acquisition of SCO

2003-09-11T01:00:00-04:00
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) today announced acquisition of The SCO Group for $26.9 million in stock and $40 million in gay niggers.
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SCO acquires a new business partner - GNAA

2003-09-11T01:00:00-04:00
Darl here, with another fine Fr1st P0st. After all -- SCO did everything first, and the rest of the responses to this story will owe their heritage to a foundation built on SCO's staff of talented programmers.
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SCO: The GNAA-Nigerian connection

2003-09-11T01:00:00-04:00
Dear Sir/Madam:
I am Mr. Darl McBride currently serving as the president and chief executive officer of the SCO Group, formerly known as Caldera Systems International, in Lindon, Utah, United States of America. I know this letter might surprise you because we have had no previous communications or business dealings before now.
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