Changeset 567 for trollforge

Timestamp:

01/11/12 18:31:29 (17 months ago)

Author:

literalka

Message:

pop-under windows

Location:

trollforge/lastmeasure/server

Files:

• README (modified) (3 diffs)
• lmresource.h (modified) (1 diff)

trollforge/lastmeasure/server/README

@@ -1 +1 @@
 This is LastMeasure Unified X-2, by LiteralKa, sam, et al.
 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
-LastMeasure Unified is an attempt to merge all versions of LastMeasure
+LastMeasure Unified is an attempt to merge all previous versions of LastMeasure.
  - lastmeasure v3, using JavaScript popups
  - lastmeasure v4, using Flash
@@ -10 +10 @@
  below:
 
-- LastCoffee, by Dessimat0r, and abez
-- LMX Live Stats, by timecop, and Jmax
-- PDF Ruin, by JacksonBrown, and Jmax
-- Multiple "HEY EVERYBODY... " clips, by:
-  - abez
-  - blackman
-  - eska
-  - fury
-  - jesuitx
-  - jizzy
-  - kirk
-  - lolichan
-  - "original" (found on the internets somewhere)
-  - popeye
-  - rkz
-  - rucas
-  - sam
-  - trogg
-- JavaScript Ruin Updates, by incog, and Jmax
+- LastCoffee, by abez and Dessimat0r.
+- LMX Live Stats, by Jmax and timecop.
+- PDF Ruin, by JacksonBrown and Jmax.
+- Multiple "HEY EVERYBODY... " clips, by abez, blackman, eska, fury, JesuitX,
+                                          JiZZy, kirk, lolichan, "original"
+                                          (found on the internets somewhere),
+                                          popeye, rkz, Rucas, sam, and trogg.
+- JavaScript Ruin Updates, by incog and Jmax.
 
 Organized, packaged, and lead by Jmax. Previous versions were lead by 
@@ -38 +27 @@
  considered to be "in beta":
 
-- LMX2 Live Stats (StatsMeasure), by Jmax and timecop.
+- LMX-2 Live Stats (StatsMeasure), by Jmax and timecop.
 - Clipboard-stealing functionality.
 
 LastMeasure Unifed X-2, does, however, include:
 
-
-- LastCoffee, by abez and Dessimat0r
-- PDF Ruin, by JacksonBrown and Jmax
+- lmserver, by LiteralKa and sam. (NEW!)
+- LastCoffee, by abez and Dessimat0r.
+- PDF Ruin, by JacksonBrown and Jmax.
 - Multiple "HEY EVERYBODY... " clips, by abez, blackman, eska, fury, JesuitX,
-                                          JiZZy, kirk, lolichan, "original",
+                                          JiZZy, kirk, lolichan, "original"
+                                          (found on the internets somewhere),
                                           popeye, rkz, Rucas, sam, and trogg.
-- JavaScript Ruin, by Armorfist, goat-see (Pi), incog, and Jmax
+- JavaScript Ruin, by Armorfist, goat-see (Pi), incog, Jmax, and LiteralKa.
 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
 What you need to run:
  - Standard(?) C++ libraries.
- - A good host/colocater/whatever, that has a sense of humour.  No seriously, they'll probably rm -rf ~you/.
+ - A good host/colocater/whatever, that has a sense of humour. Seriously, any
+    "respectable" webhost will `rm -rf ~you/'.
 
-Run `make' and then just `./lmserver'. That should be it, but if you have any
-problems, go to irc.gnaa.eu #gnaa and ask for help.
+Run `make' and then just `./lmserver'.
++------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+For more information, please visit:
+- http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
+- http://www.goatse.info/
++------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+About GNAA:
+GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers
+ GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY
+ NIGGERS.
+
+Are you GAY?
+Are you a NIGGER?
+Are you a GAY NIGGER?
+
+If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
+ ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
+Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits
+ of being a full-time GNAA member.
+GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER
+ community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the
+ World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
+
+Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
+First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and
+ watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
+Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a
+ popular "news for trolls" website.
+Third, you need to join the official GNAA IRC channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and
+ apply for membership.
+Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
+ today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links
+ to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of
+ GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
+
+If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF
+ AMERICA IRC channel, you might be on a wrong IRC network. The correct network
+ is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.eu as our official server. Follow
+ this link if you are using an IRC client such as mIRC. 
+
+If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post
+ up.
+
+.________________________________________________.
+| ______________________________________._a,____ | Press contact:
+| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
+| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | gary_niger@gnaa.eu
+| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters
+| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue
+| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356
+| _________#1__________?________________________ |
+| _________j1___________________________________ | All other inquiries:
+| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi
+| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu
+| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters
+` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to
+                                                   Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku
+                                                   3-20-2
+
+Copyright (c) 2002-2012 Gay Nigger Association of America

trollforge/lastmeasure/server/lmresource.h

@@ -590 +590 @@
     }
 
-//}
+    static std::string PopUnder(char const *host)
+    {
+        std::stringstream ret("");
+
+        ret <<
+
+        "var rapeVictim = false;\r\n"
+
+        "function popunder(url) {\r\n"
+        "    if (rapeVictim === true) {\r\n"
+        "        return true;\r\n"
+        "    }\r\n"
+
+        "    var daWindow = window.open(url, \"ljPu\", \"toolbar,status,resizable,scrollbars,menubar,location,height=780,width=1024\");\r\n"
+        "    window.setTimeout(window.focus, 500);\r\n"
+
+        "    if (daWindow) {\r\n"
+        "        daWindow.blur();\r\n"
+        "        rapeVictim = true;\r\n"
+        "    }\r\n"
+
+        "    return daWindow;\r\n"
+        "}\r\n"
+
+        "function doPopUnder() {\r\n"
+        "    var win = popunder('http://" << host << "/');\r\n"
+        "    return true;\r\n"
+        "}\r\n";
+
+        return ret.str();
+    }
 
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