Changeset 436 for web


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  • web/trunk/trac/htdocs/feed.xml

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    77        <icon>http://www.gnaa.eu/favicon.ico</icon> 
    88        <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/chrome/site/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/> 
    9         <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/chrome/site/feed.html" rel="alternate" type="application/atom+xml"/> 
    109        <author> 
    1110                <name>Leon Kaiser</name> 
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    1615        <rights>Copyright 2003-2011, Gay Nigger Association of America.</rights> 
    1716 
    18         <entry> 
     17<!--    <entry> 
    1918                <title>GNAA wastes time trolling itself</title> 
    2019                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-16-gnaa-pynchon</id> 
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    2625                <published>2011-04-16T21:04:25-05:00</published> 
    2726                <updated>2011-04-16T21:04:25-05:00</updated> 
    28         </entry> 
     27        </entry>--> 
    2928        <entry> 
    3029                <title>GNAA Deletion Debate Ignited on Wikipedia</title> 
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    3736                <published>2011-04-15T07:22:32-05:00</published> 
    3837                <updated>2011-04-15T07:22:32-05:00</updated> 
     38                <summary type="html"><em>Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York</em> - Wikipedia has once again attempted to suppress the African American support group known as GNAA. This time, the battle took the form of yet another mundane deletion debate over the archived copy of a early 2007 version of the GNAA Wikipedia page, just before it was deleted in a flagrant abuse of process.</summary> 
    3939        </entry> 
    4040        <entry> 
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    4848                <published>2011-04-01T01:14:46-05:00</published> 
    4949                <updated>2011-04-01T01:14:46-05:00</updated> 
     50                <summary type="html"><em>London, England</em> - In an attempt to rid itself of its tarnished public image after <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords">being linked to the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords</a>, the Peer-Directed Projects Center Ltd. (PDPC) <a href="http://blog.feenode.net/2011/04/pdpc-announces-sale-of-freenode">decided to sell its only source of income</a>: the freenode IRC network.</summary> 
    5051        </entry> 
    5152        <entry> 
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    5960                <published>2011-03-23T21:14:46-05:00</published> 
    6061                <updated>2011-03-23T21:14:46-05:00</updated> 
     62                <summary type="html"><em>St. Petersburg, Florida</em> - After the GNAA article was <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-12-03-gnaa-wikidel">deleted by a subversive administrator blatantly disregarding policy</a>, Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy "Babyrapist" Wales posted a racially-laden message to the Wikipedia mailing list. Wikipedians everywhere proceeded to ejaculate pitiful quantities of prepubescent semen into their own mouths worldwide.</summary> 
    6163        </entry> 
    6264        <entry> 
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    7072                <published>2011-03-12T16:03:08-05:00</published> 
    7173                <updated>2011-03-12T16:03:08-05:00</updated> 
     74                <summary type="html"><em>Sendai, Honshu, Japan</em> - Internal memos leaked to covert GNAA agents by an anonymous source within the Japanese government provided evidence that the Japanese government knew ahead of time about the recent earthquake and subsequent tsunami that ravaged Japan yesterday and did nothing to warn its citizens.</summary> 
    7275        </entry> 
    7376        <entry> 
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    8184                <published>2011-02-03T12:50:24-05:00</published> 
    8285                <updated>2011-02-03T12:50:24-05:00</updated> 
     86                <summary type="html"><em>Trollheim, Norway</em> - DiKKy Heartiez' unexpected return to #GNAA after a year has awakened the ghosts of his repressive rule.</summary> 
    8387        </entry> 
    8488        <entry> 
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    9296                <published>2011-01-27T12:53:16-05:00</published> 
    9397                <updated>2011-01-27T12:53:16-05:00</updated> 
     98                <summary type="html"><em>London, England</em> - GNAA today announced that it launched a new website, <a href="http://www.paedophilewatch.org/">paedophilewatch.org</a>, calling it "a sex offender database specifically designed with the deviant and often lecherous tendencies of IRCers in mind."</summary> 
    9499        </entry> 
    95100        <entry> 
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    103108                <published>2011-01-18T10:53:24-05:00</published> 
    104109                <updated>2011-01-18T10:53:24-05:00</updated> 
     110                <summary type="html"><em>Fayetteville, AR</em> - A white hat hacker has been sentenced by the U.S. government to 11 years in jail, and 4 years in a gulag for crimes that include "activities against national security" and "propaganda against the regime", GNAA operatives confirmed Tuesday.</summary> 
    105111        </entry> 
    106112        <entry> 
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    117123                <published>2011-01-12T11:13:26-05:00</published> 
    118124                <updated>2011-01-12T11:13:26-05:00</updated> 
     125                <summary type="html"><em>London, England</em> - GNAA today released a groundbreaking new study by its very own Rucas. In it, Professor Rucas concluded that autistic creatures, and by extension, freenode users, could be replaced with under 100 lines of valid perl code<sup>tm</sup> and exactly 20 lines of text.</summary> 
    119126        </entry> 
    120127        <entry> 
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    128135                <published>2011-01-09T15:40:40-05:00</published> 
    129136                <updated>2011-01-09T15:40:40-05:00</updated> 
     137                <summary type="html"><em>Tuscon, AZ</em> - GNAA today revealed the man behind the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, along with 19 others, six of whom died. Among the dead were Federal Judge John Roll, and a 9-year-old girl, Christina Taylor Green. The identity of the shooter was revealed to be none other than David J. Moore, who often used the alias "Jared Lee Loughner", better known to Freenode users as forever-alone, heavyhanded ##politics operator "kunwon1".</summary> 
    130138        </entry> 
    131139        <entry> 
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    139147                <published>2011-01-08T19:01:52-05:00</published> 
    140148                <updated>2011-01-08T19:01:52-05:00</updated> 
     149                <summary type="html"><em>Tuscon, AZ</em> - GNAA today offered their prayers and medical expertise to Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who was shot in the head by a lone gunman in a Tuscon grocery store, while hosting a constituent meeting. In all, 14 were wounded, and six killed.</summary> 
    141150        </entry> 
    142151        <entry> 
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    150159                <published>2010-09-11T15:06:05-05:00</published> 
    151160                <updated>2010-09-11T15:06:05-05:00</updated> 
     161                <summary type="html"><em>New York, NY</em> - GNAA today announced its endorsement of the construction of the now-infamous "<a href="http://blog.park51.org/">Ground Zero Mosque</a>" that is planned to be built two blocks away from the site of the September 11th World Trade Center Zionist attacks.</summary> 
    152162        </entry> 
    153163        <entry> 
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    160170                <published>2010-06-03T22:07:50-05:00</published> 
    161171                <updated>2010-06-03T22:07:50-05:00</updated> 
     172                <summary type="html">AT&amp;T will be discontinuing their unlimited data plans come July 7th. Anyone who signs up for an unlimited plan before July 7th will be allowed to keep their level of service afterwards. Currently, for $30/month prepaid, iPad 3G users can get unlimited access. Those without iPads are normally required to purchase more expensive data plans on a two year contract. Nothing is stopping someone with an iPad plan from moving their SIM to another device, but they had to purchase an iPad 3G for the privilege.</summary> 
    162173        </entry> 
    163174        <entry> 
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    170181                <published>2010-03-22T08:18:13-05:00</published> 
    171182                <updated>2010-03-22T08:18:13-05:00</updated> 
     183                <summary type="html">The GNAA research division has proved a direct link between the Bilderberg Group and Wal-Mart. This link was confirmed last Saturday night when an attempt to save black shoppers from a terrorist threat was lambasted by Wal-Mart, an attack which was planned by Wal-Mart themselves.</summary> 
    172184        </entry> 
    173185        <entry> 
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    180192                <published>2010-03-14T08:53:19-05:00</published> 
    181193                <updated>2010-03-14T08:53:19-05:00</updated> 
     194                <summary type="html">Today GNAA President weev shampooed his neckbeard, put on a greasy Linux t-shirt and left the warm glow of his spamcave to unveil the new GNAA corporate website in a keynote speech. "Inspired by the success of wikis like Wikipedia as platforms for spreading misinformation and infuriating trolls, we decided to transition our corporate webpage to the wiki format," said weev in between gulps and disgusting chewing noises as he stuffed his face with summer sausages and snack cakes to gain the calories needed to satiate his anxiety at being confronted with other human beings. "Jimbo Wales and his team of basement dwelling pedophiles have really taken the wiki platform leaps and bounds in propagating biased, inflammatory garbage. You can log on Wikipedia at any given moment and start or join some inane troll battle that amounts to semantics. They even manage to present defending child molesters as an encyclopedic pursuit while making <a href="http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/05/08/erik-moller-wmf/">active</a> <a href="http://valleywag.com/388503/wikipedias-porn+loving-no-2-and-his-abiding-concern-for-the-children">pedophiles</a> who <a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/372140/erik-mller-no-2-at-wikipedia-a-defender-of-pedophilia">host child pornography</a> paid members of their staff. I can't think of anything more offensive. I'd like to take a minute to recognize Wikipedia as one of the most wildly successful troll organizations on the planet."</summary> 
    182195        </entry> 
    183196        <entry> 
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    190203                <published>2007-09-11T01:00:00-05:00</published> 
    191204                <updated>2007-09-11T01:00:00-05:00</updated> 
     205                <summary type="html">GNAA today announced the official launch of <a href="http://www.chufter.com">Chufter</a>, the web's first officially non-kosher media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.</summary> 
    192206        </entry> 
    193207        <entry> 
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    200214                <published>2007-06-22T01:00:00-05:00</published> 
    201215                <updated>2007-06-22T01:00:00-05:00</updated> 
     216                <summary type="html">GNAA operatives stormed the home of Wikipedia admin and registered NAMBLA member Ryan Bushby today, brutally murdering his Kenyan AIDS sex slave and cutting his lice-ridden hippy hair. Upon egress from the tar paper and plywood shack, GNAA encountered two other wikipedia admins armed with HH-1488 "Drilldo" anti-aircraft dongs, who then shot down the extraction roflcopter. This forced the GNAA to retreat and set up a defensive perimeter around the crash site. They would remain there sodomizing a large group of Jimbo Wales' militia forces until the early morning, when a rescue convoy led by Hans Reiser would finally reach them. Despite heavy losses on the part of the GNAA, the operation was deemed a success. As GNAA leader Niger observed shortly after the raid, "lol aids." Bushby was unable to be reached for comment, as he was too busy thinking up new ways to let him sit on his ass and smoke weed all day.</summary> 
    202217        </entry> 
    203218        <entry> 
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    210225                <published>2007-02-25T01:00:00-05:00</published> 
    211226                <updated>2007-02-25T01:00:00-05:00</updated> 
     227                <summary type="html"><em>Intercourse, PA</em> - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company.  The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately.  "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said.  "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure.  "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries."  What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it.  "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway."  However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."</summary> 
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  • web/trunk/www/pr/2010-06-03-gnaa-activating-ipad-sim.txt

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    11<p>Thursday, June 3, 2010</p> 
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    3 <p>Activating an (AT&T) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad</p> 
     3<p>Activating an (AT&amp;T) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad</p> 
    44 
    5 <p>AT&T will be discontinuing their unlimited data plans come July 7th. Anyone who signs up for an unlimited plan before July 7th will be allowed to keep their level of service afterwards. Currently, for $30/month prepaid, iPad 3G users can get unlimited access. Those without iPads are normally required to purchase more expensive data plans on a two year contract. Nothing is stopping someone with an iPad plan from moving their SIM to another device, but they had to purchase an iPad 3G for the privilege.</p> 
     5<p>AT&amp;T will be discontinuing their unlimited data plans come July 7th. Anyone who signs up for an unlimited plan before July 7th will be allowed to keep their level of service afterwards. Currently, for $30/month prepaid, iPad 3G users can get unlimited access. Those without iPads are normally required to purchase more expensive data plans on a two year contract. Nothing is stopping someone with an iPad plan from moving their SIM to another device, but they had to purchase an iPad 3G for the privilege.</p> 
    66 
    7 <p>AT&T offers replacement iPad SIMs on their website for $15: 
     7<p>AT&amp;T offers replacement iPad SIMs on their website for $15: 
    88http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/accessory-details/?q_sku=sku4530230 
    99As pictured, the card I received was scored twice to allow the user to decide if they want to use it as a mini or micro SIM. Anyone can purchase one, but needs a friend with an iPad 3G to activate it.</p> 
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    11 <p>For those without friends or the nerve to go into an Apple Store to try and activate their card covertly, they can still activate their card using this URL:<br> 
    12 https://dcp2.att.com/OEPClient/openPage?IMEI=$imei&ICCID=$iccid <br> 
     11<p>For those without friends or the nerve to go into an Apple Store to try and activate their card covertly, they can still activate their card using this URL:<br /> 
     12https://dcp2.att.com/OEPClient/openPage?IMEI=$imei&amp;ICCID=$iccid <br /> 
    1313replacing $iccid with the ICCID of their SIM and replacing $imei with any valid IMEI. The service isn't locked to iPad IMEIs, and even "0" works as a valid entry, but to be safe one might want to first activate using the IMEI of their device.</p> 
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