The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden
+upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's
+to come in the new year.
+
+
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the
+popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will
+help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most
+modern of browsers.
+
+
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album
+that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include
+cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad,
+"Zionist Oppressors and You".
+
+
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the
+"Drilldo."
+
+
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch
+niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads -
+mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
+
+
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA
+researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately
+fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep
+into the rectal core."
+
+
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early
+as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are
+predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
+
+
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005,
+supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves
+with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
+
+
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco
+and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new
+GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by
+engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous
+partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the
+Montrose team.
+
+
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews,
+announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on
+a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his
+progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top
+of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
+
+
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't
+really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something
+about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to
+set the damn thing off."
+
+
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular
+shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be
+brought to the peak of the volcano.
+
+
+
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