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03/14/10 13:58:46 (3 years ago)
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    33<p>GNAA unveils new wiki-based corporate website</p> 
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    5 <p>Today GNAA President weev shampooed his neckbeard, put on a greasy Linux t-shirt and left the warm glow of his spamcave to unveil the new GNAA corporate website in a keynote speech. "Inspired by the success of wikis like Wikipedia as platforms for spreading misinformation and infuriating trolls, we decided to transition our corporate webpage to the wiki format." said weev in between gulps and disgusting chewing noises as he stuffed his face with summer sausages and party cakes to gain the calories needed to satiate his anxiety at being confronted with other human beings. "Jimbo Wales and his team of basement dwelling pedophiles have really taken the wiki platform leaps and bounds in propagating biased, inflammatory garbage. You can log on Wikipedia at any given moment and start or join some inane troll battle that amounts to semantics. They even manage to present defending child molesters as an encyclopedic pursuit while putting <a href="http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/05/08/erik-moller-wmf/">active</a> <a href="http://valleywag.com/388503/wikipedias-porn+loving-no-2-and-his-abiding-concern-for-the-children">pedophiles</a> who <a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/372140/erik-mller-no-2-at-wikipedia-a-defender-of-pedophilia">host child pornography</a> on paid members of their staff. I can't think of anything more offensive. I'd like to take a minute to recognize Wikipedia as one of the most wildly successful troll organizations on the planet."</p> 
     5<p>Today GNAA President weev shampooed his neckbeard, put on a greasy Linux t-shirt and left the warm glow of his spamcave to unveil the new GNAA corporate website in a keynote speech. "Inspired by the success of wikis like Wikipedia as platforms for spreading misinformation and infuriating trolls, we decided to transition our corporate webpage to the wiki format," said weev in between gulps and disgusting chewing noises as he stuffed his face with summer sausages and party cakes to gain the calories needed to satiate his anxiety at being confronted with other human beings. "Jimbo Wales and his team of basement dwelling pedophiles have really taken the wiki platform leaps and bounds in propagating biased, inflammatory garbage. You can log on Wikipedia at any given moment and start or join some inane troll battle that amounts to semantics. They even manage to present defending child molesters as an encyclopedic pursuit while making <a href="http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/05/08/erik-moller-wmf/">active</a> <a href="http://valleywag.com/388503/wikipedias-porn+loving-no-2-and-his-abiding-concern-for-the-children">pedophiles</a> who <a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/372140/erik-mller-no-2-at-wikipedia-a-defender-of-pedophilia">host child pornography</a> paid members of their staff. I can't think of anything more offensive. I'd like to take a minute to recognize Wikipedia as one of the most wildly successful troll organizations on the planet."</p> 
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    77<p>Weev went on to deride the agents of Zionism on the Internet. "Of course, we couldn't possibly go with MediaWiki. Everybody knows that PHP is run by the Mossad. As a consistent promoter of racial equality we couldn't let our Wiki be subverted by Zionist control." He went along to praise the python-based framework the site now operates on. "We went with Trac primarily because it is written in Python. As you all know, Python is a fascist with whitespace. As an organization of black men, we do believe that whites need to be regulated in their spaces very carefully. All hail the prophet Mohammed, and the messenger Malcolm X." At this point weev made a fist in the air before switching his comfort food to fried chicken and watermelon.  "May Allah bless us, and bring us to the day when we may see constant troll edit wars on our wiki, just like Wikipedia.</p> 
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