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<p>GNAA supports UK Car Toll<br />

<p>The Gay Nigger Association spoke out today in what will come to be known as
"really something".</p>

<p>Speaking of Alistair Darling's new <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4075490.stm">Car
Charge</a> proposal, towering black behemoth Gary Niger, CEO of the GNAA
Organisation, today told reporters he is "Fully behind Mr Darling [transport
secretary] in any of his stealth (tax or otherwise) endeavours"</p>
 
<p>From his luxury beach front mansion, popular troll timecop, had more to say
however;<br/>
"It's going to be a <strong>long</strong>, <strong>hard</strong> campaign to get
this measure implemented, but the much awaited prize of GPS tracking Non
Gay-Niggers across the UK will be realized. In such a way that will leave them
shivering to their colon."</p>

<p>British chav onlookers were skeptical. "Now how am I supposed to buy my hard
liquor on welfare cheques? innit." says a blackeyed mother-of-four in
Manchester.</p>

<p>GNAA researchers predict 2006 will bring many innovations into the non-nigger
tracking market. Including, but not limited to, the invention of the rectal
suppository GPS system. GNAA researchers seemed ecstatic in the belief that this
4 inch diameter 'ball' will "Need a lot of testing in the lab, before public
release."</p>

<p>Mr. Darling refused to comment directly to GNAA reporters after outlining
this proposal, citing "intense anal frustration."</p>


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<strong>About UK</strong>:<br />
<p>The <strong>UK</strong> (United Kingdom) is the largest importer of KY jelly
and the most well known producer of incestuous royalty, according to a 2002
survey by the BBC.</p>

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<br />
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| ______________________________________._a,____ | <strong>Press contact:</strong><br />
| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <em><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.eu">gary_niger@gnaa.eu</a></em><br />
| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
| _________j1___________________________________ | <strong>All other inquiries:</strong><br />
| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br />
| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <em><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu</a></em><br />
| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
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