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1<p>Tuesday, October 25, 2011</p>
2
3<p>GNAA Unveils African Outreach Program<br />
4Leon Kaiser - Tarzana, California</p>
5
6<p><em>Tarzana, California</em> - GNAA today announced that it was launching its
7long-awaited African Outreach program, designed to spread the message of a gay
8universe across Africa.</p>
9
10<p>"The program was designed to combat the rising anti-gay sentiment prevalent
11in so many modern African societies" said GNAA spokesnigger Murray D. Oxford,
12"and to most effectively do this, we decided to partner with the leading gay
13rights activist in the region: Dr. Noah Mugerwa."</p>
14
15<p>"Let us join hands as we fight to liberate the dying souls in the hurting
16world of Africa, our negro brothers and sisters, the gay niggers!" exclaimed Dr.
17Mugerwa, proudly displaying his uncut African manhood.</p>
18
19<p>In January 2011, Rogers Mulindwa, an openly gay black man from Uganda, was
20arrested by security agents and remained in custody until his death in August
212011. He died from injuries caused by torture at the hands of government
22officials. He had recently graduated from a local university with degrees in
23computer science and information technology. Upon hearing of his death,
24Mulindwa's former lover, a high school student named Brian Mukasa, committed
25suicide at his parents home in the outskirts of Kampala. Dr. Mugerwa had visited
26Mulindwa in jail several times, each time coming away even more determined to
27free the young man. Earlier this month, Dr. Mugerwa and the GNAA
28<a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-10-20-gnaa-scholarship">set up a
29scholarship in Mulindwa's honor</a>.</p>
30
31<p>"Due to an abundance of horrific and tragic deaths of the loved ones of our
32new associates," said GNAA accountant Dominic E. Molish, "we have decided to set
33up memorial programs for those loved ones, including Donald A. Peterson, who
34died in a plane crash on July 19, 2003; Mohammed Abdul Raheem, a Saudi Arabian
35who died in a 'plane clash' a few years ago; Dr. Johnson Efedi, a Togolese man
36who tragically took his life under mysterious circumstances in 2006; Sunday
37Chukwuma Nwadu, a Ugandan who suspiciously died in police custody; John Musa, a
38Tunisian who was murdered outside of his apartment by armed robbers in early
392001; Dish Khushab, a Ugandan who succumbed to prostate cancer in late 2009;
40Martins Weber Dito, an Egyptian man who contracted Typhoid fever and
41subsequently died in 2010; Andy Eze, a Congolese man who is suspected to have
42been murdered by the Israeli Mossad in 1987; Dr. Thomas Fernandez, a world
43renowned Sudanese psychotherapist who was murdered by a contract killer in 1997;
44Patricia Maria Gonzales, a Senegalese woman who died during childbirth in the
451950s; Larisa Sosnitskaya, a Liberian woman who was tragically killed in a
46horrific car accident in May of 2008; Derrick Sese Gezi, a Somalian man who was
47found dead in a landfill in the 1970s; Suzana and Issac Nuhan Vaye, a Nigerian
48couple who were killed in a suicide bombing in 2006; Comfort Olu, a Ugandan
49woman brutally gunned down in front of her home in 1994; Zainoul Abidine
50Sanoussi, a Tunisian who was killed in a hit-and-run accident in the 1980s;
51Colin Scowcroft, a Togolese man tragically killed during an 'accidental' fire
52that engulfed a theater where he was attending a play in 1990; Mariam Sese-Seko,
53a Sudanese woman found dead in an alley, from an alleged drug overdose in 1992;
54Andy Karnwea Winpoe, Juno Widjaja, Peters Winpoe, Musa Yakubu, Diplomat Anna
55Holmes, and Harold Mfwamba, citizens of various African nations who all were
56killed by HIV/AIDS in the 1990s; and Dr. Victor Brown, a South African man who
57succumbed to esophageal cancer in mid 1998."</p>
58
59<p>"These memorial programs," Mr. Molish continued, "will be intended to provide
60African youth with firearms and the relevant firearms training so that they can
61adequately defend themselves in the harsh environments that they know as home.
62These will be solely intended for use as a means of self-defense and protection,
63while we regret that they may have to resort to violence to defend themselves,
64the abundance of these 'accidents' have made it clear that it is better to be
65safe than sorry. Additionally, the programs will provide malnourished African
66youth with food, water, shelter, vaccinations, and youth education in order to
67prepare them for the 'real world', so to speak."</p>
68
69<p>"GNAA has also started partnerships across Africa with many companies and
70corporations" said GNAA head of security Vladimir Bohners "The Euro Trust
71Corporation, Mega Jackpot Lotto Winnings Programs, Prime Foundation
72International E-Lottery, Imprezia Internationale Sweepstakes Lottery,
73'Omegalotteryinternational', Solid Crest E-Mail Lottery, Dgcourier Worldwide
74Express, Euromillones Primitiva, Metropolis Seguros S.A., Prime Online Lottery,
75Blue Fountain Lotto WWW-Net International Promotions, Global Courier Service
76Company, Global Speedways International, K.B.F Sweepstakes Lottery, Rainbow Net
77Lottery International Program, Watergate Lottery Incorporated, Nuevo
78Loteria/International Promotion Program, Global Diplomatic Security Company,
79Intercontinental Lottery Nl., Dkv Seguros S.A., Captrust Finance And Securities,
80Golden Gate International Lottery, Falcon Trust Finance B.V., Continent Software
81International Lottery/Promotions, National Moneyballs Loteria, Cooperate Trust
82Security And Finance Company, and Access Financial Security."</p>
83
84<br />
85<strong>About <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/partners">Dr. Noah Mugerwa</a></strong>:<br />
86<p>Dr. Noah Mugerwa is the "senior founder" of Good Nite Investments Ltd., a
87well-known businessman in Uganda with a proven track record in successful
88business ventures in Uganda, Kenya, and Southern Sudan, as well as a senior
89partner at the African Institute of Drug Studies. Dr. Mugerwa aims to provide
90cost effective quality life saving products and services to the public, to make
91products available in the whole region, and to assist institutions and people in
92accessing quality products and services in the East Africa and Southern Sudan
93area. Dr. Mugerwa is best known for his dedication to the liberation of unjustly
94imprisoned gay men and women across Africa.</p>
95
96<strong>About Good Nite Investments Ltd.</strong>:<br />
97<p>Good Nite Investments Ltd. is an equal opportunity employer and among the
98"best" of Uganda's top employers in the private sector. Good Nite Investments
99Ltd. has an established network of reliable contacts within various African
100governments, and uses them to secure the freedom of gay and lesbian prisoners in
101numerous African countries who are imprisoned solely due to their sexual
102orientation. Good Nite Investments Ltd. is a "sister" organization of the GNAA.</p>
103
104<strong>About The GNAA African Outreach Program</strong>:<br />
105<p>GNAA has also been working to establish many contacts across Africa: in
106Algeria, Cindy Coulibaly, Desmond and Kamara Kara, Charles Taylor, and Joy and
107John Uwe; in Burundi, Barrister William Godwill, Pinto Jason, Eide Hans Terje
108Kristian, and Amanda Yaman; in Cote d'Ivoire, Garcia Duarte, the Honorable
109Wilson C. Gani, David Richard, and Clarence Wong; in the Democratic Republic of
110the Congo, Agata Dominik, Celen Harry, Williem Van Jacobus, and Sarah Wilfried;
111in Egypt, Sheik Abdul Ramani, Malunze Akufo, Ibrahim Al Zaabi, Nina Ali, Alhaji
112Ali Ghandour, Darlington Anderson, Solomon Boni, Vivian I. Cosmos, Deborah
113Gomez, Krisntaina Merati, and Barrister Jerry S. Morgan; in Kenya, Rev. Father
114Austine Dike, Martins Gidado, Barrister Ian Jeffery, Mary Moundo, Walter Nnaji,
115Blanco Sajez, Angela Scott, Anne Sedes, Anita and John Tagro, and Micah Desire
116Tagro; in Libya, Vivian Chinamasa, Sgt. James Cole, Rama Djirama, Ali Malik,
117Colonel Brown Martins, Aisha Mohammed, and Daniel Sanuho; in Nigeria, Bricks
118Adams, Justin and Matilda Adelan, Alice Aka, Adelman Allan, Grace Juli Bright,
119George Morris Bright, Gubwano Mumbasa, Dalu Ncube, Nicholas Nyamali, and James
120Sizu; in Rwanda, Richard Alamezie, Mabwano Bello, Barrister Briggs Victor,
121Rebecca Godwill, Ita Grace, Anthony Mark, and Rita Michelle; in Senegal,
122Jeremiah J. Ahern, Renwano Broneida, Marina Eziekel, Idima Joe, and Thomas
123Stone; in Sierra-Leone, Lizzy E. Aguleri, Justice Emmanuel Olayinka Ayoola,
124Chuks Favor, Cpt. Anita Kirk, Louis Momo, and Chad G. Zubaru; in South Africa,
125Affendi Adira, Gabriel Bagudu, Alice Juniors Bakary, Azizah Bakri, Victoria
126Bonna, Tony Dede, Barrister Nathan Iren, Tertius Kabore, Angela Kami, Joyce
127Kipkalya, John Oguashi, Antonio L. Savimbi, and Ane Udah; in Tunisia, Sivabalan
128Arjuna, Mamy Diop, Bouchra Dridi, Edmund Miller, and Prince George Sanoussi; in
129Uganda, Kaggwa Andrew, Dr. Offori Atta, Sergio Gomez, Prince Paul Howard, Dr.
130Deeoni Johnson, Deborah Kisitu, Davis Matovu, Lilian Nalubega, the diplomat
131Rupean R. Nelson, Rosemary and Kevin Peter, Tom Smith, David Spencer, and
132Renwano Yomotaka; in the United Arab Emirates, Sheik Abdulmohsen Al-Rossais,
133Abudul Azeez, Princesses Erina Ibrahim, Safia Farkash Al-Baraasi Gaddafi, Syed
134Hamid Albar, Al Hassan Gamal, Abdul Said Esq., Muhamed Shakarat, and Dr. Adamu
135Umar.</p>
136
137<strong>About GNAA</strong>:<br />
138<strong>GNAA</strong> (<em>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</em>) is the first
139organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
140common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
141<br />
142Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><strong>GAY</strong></a>?<br />
143Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><strong>NIGGER</strong></a>?<br />
144Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><strong>GAY NIGGER</strong></a>?<br />
145<br />
146If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <strong>GNAA</strong> (<em>GAY NIGGER
147ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</em>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
148Join <strong>GNAA</strong> (<em>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</em>) today, and enjoy
149all the benefits of being a full-time <strong>GNAA</strong> member.<br />
150<strong>GNAA</strong> (<em>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</em>) is the fastest-growing
151GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
152America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <strong>GNAA</strong> if you join
153today!<br />
154<br />
155Why not? It's quick and easy - <strong>only 3 simple steps!</strong><br />
156<ul>
157<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><em>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</em></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
158<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <strong>GNAA</strong> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><em>First Post</em></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
159<li>Third, you need to join the official <strong>GNAA</strong> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.</li>
160</ul>
161Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <strong>sign up
162today</strong>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
163links to your successful <em>First Post</em>, and you <strong>will</strong> be tested on
164your knowledge of <em>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</em>.<br />
165
166<br />
167If you are having trouble locating <strong>#GNAA</strong>, the official <em>GAY NIGGER
168ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</em> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
169The correct network is <strong>NiggerNET</strong>, and you can connect to
170<strong>irc.gnaa.eu</strong> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
171<br />
172<br />
173If you have <strong>mod points</strong> and would like to support <strong>GNAA</strong>, please <strong>moderate this post up</strong>.<br />
174<br />
175<tt>
176.________________________________________________.<br />
177| ______________________________________._a,____ | <strong>Press contact:</strong><br />
178| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
179| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <em><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.eu">gary_niger@gnaa.eu</a></em><br />
180| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
181| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
182| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
183| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
184| _________j1___________________________________ | <strong>All other inquiries:</strong><br />
185| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br />
186| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <em><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu</a></em><br />
187| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
188` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
189</tt>
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