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1GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid<br />
2<b>GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid</b><br />
3
4<p><i>trogg (GNAP) Trolladelphia, PA</i> - Today the world learned what happens
5when the GNAA takes its focus off of Zionist Forces, and directs it towards an
6even lower group of sub-humans... Loli-chan.</p>
7
8<p>The Loli-chan movement started innocently enough, a 12 year old girl, a
9digital camera, and a need for affection.  In a few short months it became an
10enormous corporation of deranged and bizarre internet freaks, shady message
11board members, pedophiles, and the GNAA's very own "popeye".  The movement
12changed to corporation status and was openly traded. (NYSE:LOLI)</p>
13
14<p>GNAA Operative jax, unperturbed in her recent release from Zionist
15controlled Xerox Corporation, removed the butt-plug from her festering Hindu
16ass and finally executed the last stage of her assault on Loli-chan.  This
17involved phone calls to the vice-principal and principal at Loli-chan's private
18school in Florida.  Alerting them to that fact that they were harboring one of
19the biggest pedophile celebrities on the internet. For more information,
20see <a href="http://www.gnaa.info/girl/">http://www.gnaa.info/girl/</a>.</p>
21
22<p>Upon hearing that their beloved board was about to be raided, all the
23members of Loli-chan participated in a massive suicide ritual lead none other
24by "popeye", in which the members ejaculated into each others ass and then
25sucked it back out through a straw causing semen-fecal overdose.</p>
26
27<p>This was all to the delight of jax who sat back and stroked her cock till
28climaxing onto popeye's corpse as fellow GNAA operative Jmax licked her
29scrotum.  All the while saying "You have been trolled. You have lost."</p>
30
31<br />
32<b>About Loli-chan</b>:<br />
33<p>Trolled</p>
34
35<br />
36<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
37<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
38organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
39common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
40<br />
41Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
42Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
43Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
44<br />
45If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
46ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
47Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
48all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
49<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
50GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
51America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
52today!<br />
53<br />
54Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
55<ul>
56<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
57<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
58<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.</li>
59</ul>
60Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
61today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
62links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
63your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />
64
65<br />
66If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
67ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
68The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
69<b>irc.gnaa.eu</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
70<br />
71<br />
72If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
73<br />
74<tt>
75.________________________________________________.<br />
76| ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br />
77| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
78| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.eu">gary_niger@gnaa.eu</a></i><br />
79| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
80| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
81| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
82| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
83| _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br />
84| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br />
85| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu</a></i><br />
86| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
87` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
88</tt>
89<br />
90Copyright (c) 2003-2006 <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br />
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