| 1 | GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government<br /> |
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| 2 | <b>GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government</b><br /> |
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| 4 | <i>Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia</i> - GNAA President timecop and |
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| 5 | Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US |
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| 6 | HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German |
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| 7 | government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German |
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| 8 | Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de, |
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| 9 | <blockquote> |
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| 10 | <p>"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht |
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| 11 | Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde |
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| 12 | dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens |
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| 13 | e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien |
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| 14 | Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."</p> |
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| 15 | </blockquote> |
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| 16 | |
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| 17 | <p>This roughly translates as, "<i>Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been |
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| 18 | shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government |
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| 19 | of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of |
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| 20 | Israel</i>".</p> |
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| 21 | |
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| 22 | <p>This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact, |
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| 23 | signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany |
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| 24 | has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops |
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| 25 | supporting "Die Juden".</p> |
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| 26 | |
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| 27 | <p>"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being |
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| 28 | overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless |
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| 29 | information (or "<a |
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| 30 | href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Blogs">blogs</a>"), which are also |
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| 31 | illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support |
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| 32 | of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared <a |
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| 33 | href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Timecop/The_war_on_blogs">war on the |
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| 34 | blogs</a>, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a |
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| 35 | threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.</p> |
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| 36 | |
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| 37 | <b>About Germany</b><br /> |
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| 38 | <p>"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the |
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| 39 | Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when |
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| 40 | Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution. |
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| 41 | Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.</p> |
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| 42 | |
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| 43 | <br /> |
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| 44 | <b>About GNAA</b>:<br /> |
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| 45 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first |
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| 46 | organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one |
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| 47 | common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br /> |
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| 48 | <br /> |
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| 49 | Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 50 | Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 51 | Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 52 | <br /> |
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| 53 | If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 54 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br /> |
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| 55 | Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy |
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| 56 | all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br /> |
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| 57 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing |
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| 58 | GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of |
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| 59 | America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join |
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| 60 | today!<br /> |
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| 61 | <br /> |
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| 62 | Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br /> |
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| 63 | <ul> |
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| 64 | <li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li> |
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| 65 | <li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li> |
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| 66 | <li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li> |
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| 67 | </ul> |
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| 68 | Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up |
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| 69 | today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit |
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| 70 | links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on |
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| 71 | your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br /> |
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| 72 | |
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| 73 | <br /> |
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| 74 | If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 75 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. |
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| 76 | The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to |
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| 77 | <b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC. |
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| 78 | <br /> |
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| 79 | <br /> |
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| 80 | If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br /> |
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| 81 | <br /> |
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| 82 | <tt> |
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| 83 | .________________________________________________.<br /> |
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| 84 | | ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br /> |
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| 85 | | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br /> |
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| 86 | | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.us">gary_niger@gnaa.us</a></i><br /> |
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| 87 | | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br /> |
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| 88 | | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br /> |
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| 89 | | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br /> |
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| 90 | | _________#1__________?________________________ |<br /> |
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| 91 | | _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br /> |
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| 92 | | ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br /> |
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| 93 | | ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us</a></i><br /> |
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| 94 | | ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br /> |
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| 95 | ` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br /> |
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| 96 | </tt> |
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| 97 | <br /> |
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| 98 | Copyright (c) 2003-2006 <a href="http://www.gnaa.us">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br /> |
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| 99 | <br /> |
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