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1GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government<br />
2<b>GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government</b><br />
3 
4<i>Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia</i> - GNAA President timecop and
5Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US
6HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German
7government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German
8Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
9<blockquote>
10<p>"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht
11Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde
12dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens
13e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien
14Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."</p>
15</blockquote>
16
17<p>This roughly translates as, "<i>Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been
18shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government
19of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of
20Israel</i>".</p>
21
22<p>This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact,
23signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany
24has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops
25supporting "Die Juden".</p>
26 
27<p>"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being
28overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless
29information (or "<a
30href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Blogs">blogs</a>"), which are also
31illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support
32of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared <a
33href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Timecop/The_war_on_blogs">war on the
34blogs</a>, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a
35threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.</p>
36 
37<b>About Germany</b><br />
38<p>"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the
39Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when
40Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution.
41Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.</p>
42 
43<br />
44<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
45<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
46organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
47common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
48<br />
49Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
50Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
51Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
52<br />
53If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
54ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
55Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
56all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
57<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
58GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
59America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
60today!<br />
61<br />
62Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
63<ul>
64<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
65<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
66<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
67</ul>
68Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
69today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
70links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
71your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />
72
73<br />
74If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
75ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
76The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
77<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
78<br />
79<br />
80If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
81<br />
82<tt>
83.________________________________________________.<br />
84| ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br />
85| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
86| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.us">gary_niger@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
87| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
88| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
89| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
90| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
91| _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br />
92| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br />
93| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
94| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
95` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
96</tt>
97<br />
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