| 1 | GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 |
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| 2 | "Sarge"<br /> |
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| 3 | <b>GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 |
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| 4 | "Sarge"</b><br /> |
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| 5 | |
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| 6 | <p><i>BATON ROUGE, LA</i> - June 6, 2005 - The Gay Nigger Association of |
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| 7 | America extended today its congratulations to the Debian Project regarding its |
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| 8 | 8th consecutive release of the Debian GNU/Linux distribution. The latest |
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| 9 | incarnation of Debian, codenamed "Sarge", had been eagerly anticipated for |
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| 10 | approximately 6,000 years by both unwashed GNU/Hippies and fizzlebearded Open |
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| 11 | Source aficionados alike. So far the reception of "Sarge" has ranged from |
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| 12 | indifferent to uninterested, but the release has managed to draw the attention |
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| 13 | of many fundamentalist Christians, who have long seen the release of a new |
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| 14 | version of Debian as one of the major signs of the apocalypse.</p> |
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| 15 | |
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| 16 | <p>"Sarge" is notable for greatly expanding upon the Debian policy of creating |
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| 17 | distributions that are obsolete before they are even released - a practice |
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| 18 | which, while not particularly desirable, has been enthusiastically received by |
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| 19 | nostalgic collectors of outdated open source software, as well as the National |
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| 20 | Association for Marketing Buggy Linux Applications, or NAMBLA. Debian project |
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| 21 | leader Branden Robinson defended the policy, however, in an impromptu GNAA |
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| 22 | interview which was conducted at his home. When asked to comment on Debian's |
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| 23 | slow adoption of new software, he was quoted as saying, "Look, the fact is that |
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| 24 | the open source development model is so ineffective that just as many new bugs |
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| 25 | are probably created in each release as old ones are fixed, so it all evens |
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| 26 | out. Right? Um - please stop touching my leg. No I'm not homophobic, I just |
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| 27 | - hey, I said cut it out! No, stop! I'm saving myself for Bruce Perens! |
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| 28 | HELP!"</p> |
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| 29 | |
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| 30 | <b>About Debian</b><br /> |
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| 31 | <p>The Debian project was started in 1993 by Ian Murdock, who was unsatisfied |
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| 32 | with the level of political bickering and useless hand-wringing found in other |
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| 33 | projects at the time. The Debian Project has grown steadily over the years and |
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| 34 | currently consists of over 1,000 developers and maintainers, yet contains more |
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| 35 | bugs and is more out of date than the older Slackware distribution, which is |
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| 36 | produced by a single maintainer with a chronic bacterial infection. Debian's |
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| 37 | use has been on the decline due to users being fed up with its sluggish release |
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| 38 | process and political drama, but it has nevertheless received the accolade of |
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| 39 | those Linux users who have not yet discovered the existence of superior and |
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| 40 | more modern distributions such as Ubuntu, Fedora Core, and Windows Server 2003. |
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| 41 | </p> |
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| 42 | |
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| 43 | <br /> |
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| 44 | <br /> |
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| 45 | <b>About GNAA</b>:<br /> |
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| 46 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first |
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| 47 | organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one |
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| 48 | common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br /> |
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| 49 | <br /> |
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| 50 | Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 51 | Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 52 | Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 53 | <br /> |
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| 54 | If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 55 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br /> |
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| 56 | Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy |
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| 57 | all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br /> |
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| 58 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing |
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| 59 | GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of |
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| 60 | America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join |
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| 61 | today!<br /> |
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| 62 | <br /> |
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| 63 | Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br /> |
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| 64 | <ul> |
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| 65 | <li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li> |
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| 66 | <li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li> |
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| 67 | <li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.</li> |
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| 68 | </ul> |
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| 69 | Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up |
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| 70 | today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit |
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| 71 | links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on |
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| 72 | your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br /> |
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| 73 | |
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| 74 | <br /> |
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| 75 | If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 76 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. |
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| 77 | The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to |
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| 78 | <b>irc.gnaa.eu</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC. |
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| 79 | <br /> |
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| 80 | <br /> |
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| 81 | If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br /> |
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| 82 | <br /> |
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| 83 | <tt> |
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| 84 | .________________________________________________.<br /> |
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| 85 | | ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br /> |
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| 86 | | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br /> |
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| 87 | | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.eu">gary_niger@gnaa.eu</a></i><br /> |
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| 88 | | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br /> |
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| 89 | | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br /> |
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| 90 | | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br /> |
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| 91 | | _________#1__________?________________________ |<br /> |
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| 92 | | _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br /> |
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| 93 | | ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br /> |
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| 94 | | ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.eu</a></i><br /> |
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| 95 | | ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br /> |
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| 96 | ` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br /> |
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| 97 | </tt> |
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| 98 | <br /> |
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| 99 | Copyright (c) 2003-2005 <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br /> |
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| 100 | <br /> |
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