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GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY<br />
<b>GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY</b><br />

<p><i>Gay Nigger Research Laboratories, Kristiansand, Norway</i> - Today, on
Adolf Hitler's birthday, the top secret Gay Nigger Research Laboratories have 
announced a startling discovery that will shake the world.</p>

<p>A video recording was recovered from an abandoned Nazi bunker on the 
outskirts of Kristiansand (now home to the GNRL), depicting Nazi party leaders 
Heinrich Himmler, Hermann Göring and Adolf Hitler. Something was truly 
remarkable about this video however; on it, <b>Adolf Hilter is clearly a man 
of African descent</b>. After the discovery, the GNAA funded a thorough 
investigation. Two more videos were recovered, along with many photographs, 
which back up the original findings that Hitler was a nigger. Also, analysis 
of previously published video footage of the Führer was shown to be clearly 
tampered with. How anyone failed to notice this before now is beyond our 
comprehension. No-one else than a trained Jew and his companions could have 
managed to trick the world for sixty years with these simple lies.</p>

<p>But now the GNAA has come to the rescue.</p>

<p>We have revealed the Zionist lies about Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf
Hitler, the lies that make him so hated. Hitler was not a white supremacist 
or a tyrant. He was a nigger, fighting for the freedom of all people, all 
races, and all religions (Jews are considered to be neither human or a 
legitimate religion.) The world should be thankful for the top secret 
gay nigger research that has been conducted to reveal this and we encourage 
everyone, everywhere, to Heil Hitler on his birthday.</p>

<p>In light of this discovery, several Jew agents were discovered rooted deep 
within the GNAA hierarchy. These filthy spies, apparently working from a 
secret location in London, England, have attempted to make the GNAA a harsh 
place to stay. They have randomly attacked GNAA members using cowardly tactics 
in an attempt to stop this important research being published. We will not be 
swayed however. We will be strong and united. Together we can fight 
international judaism and end the oppression of gay niggers everywhere.</p>

<b>About Adolf Hitler</b><br />

<p>Born on April 20th, 1889, Adolf Hitler was the leader of the National Army 
of Zionist Incarceration, who's primary objective was to imprison and 
eliminate as many Jews as possible. His Nazi movement gained prominance all 
over Europe, and he succeeded in eliminating millions of Jew parasites from 
the face of the planet. Unfortunately, he could not get the smell of cindered 
Jew flesh out of his hair, and took his own life in disgust on April 30th, 
1945.</p>

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<b>About Jews</b><br />

<p>Jews are a pungent smelling form of rat, which through evolution over many 
years have obtained the ability to speak. These disgusting creatures now 
wander around our great societies, stealing and lying as much as they can. 
London, England is widely known by its' nickname "The International Capital 
of Zionism", due to the large concentration of Jews found there. Notably, 
well known Jew Winston Churchill had his base of operations in London during 
World War II, and he spearheaded the Jewish offensive against the Nazi 
movement. (A quick geneanalysis suggests dcom may be related to Winston 
Churchill, but this may be the result of inbreeding with Londoners, who are 
predominantly of Jewish heritage.)</p>

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<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
<br />
Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
<br />
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
today!<br />
<br />
Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
<ul>
<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.eu, and apply for membership.</li>
</ul>
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />

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If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
<b>irc.gnaa.eu</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.eu/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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