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1GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation<br />
2<b>GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation</b><br />
3<p><i>Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood</i> - GNAA President timecop announced
4at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America
5is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline
6business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay
7workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative
8functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate
9downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area,
10when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a
11state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing
12completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane
13Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As
14George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to
15pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.</p>
16 
17<p>"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology
18intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our
19information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was
20generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful
21usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD]
22per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".</p>
23 
24<p>timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the
25gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are
26enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay
27universe ahead."</p>
28
29<br />
30<br />
31<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
32<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
33organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
34common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
35<br />
36Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
37Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
38Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
39<br />
40If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
41ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
42Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
43all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
44<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
45GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
46America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
47today!<br />
48<br />
49Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
50<ul>
51<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
52<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
53<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
54</ul>
55Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
56today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
57links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
58your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />
59
60<br />
61If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
62ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
63The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
64<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
65<br />
66<br />
67If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
68<br />
69<tt>
70.________________________________________________.<br />
71| ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br />
72| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
73| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.us">gary_niger@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
74| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
75| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
76| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
77| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
78| _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br />
79| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br />
80| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
81| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
82` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
83</tt>
84<br />
85Copyright (c) 2003-2005 <a href="http://www.gnaa.us">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br />
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