| 1 | GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation<br /> |
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| 2 | <b>GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation</b><br /> |
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| 3 | <p><i>Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood</i> - GNAA President timecop announced |
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| 4 | at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America |
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| 5 | is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline |
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| 6 | business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay |
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| 7 | workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative |
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| 8 | functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate |
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| 9 | downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, |
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| 10 | when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a |
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| 11 | state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing |
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| 12 | completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane |
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| 13 | Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As |
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| 14 | George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to |
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| 15 | pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.</p> |
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| 17 | <p>"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology |
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| 18 | intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our |
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| 19 | information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was |
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| 20 | generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful |
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| 21 | usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD] |
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| 22 | per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".</p> |
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| 24 | <p>timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the |
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| 25 | gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are |
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| 26 | enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay |
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| 27 | universe ahead."</p> |
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| 28 | |
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| 29 | <br /> |
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| 30 | <br /> |
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| 31 | <b>About GNAA</b>:<br /> |
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| 32 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first |
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| 33 | organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one |
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| 34 | common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br /> |
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| 35 | <br /> |
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| 36 | Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 37 | Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 38 | Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br /> |
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| 39 | <br /> |
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| 40 | If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 41 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br /> |
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| 42 | Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy |
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| 43 | all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br /> |
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| 44 | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing |
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| 45 | GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of |
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| 46 | America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join |
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| 47 | today!<br /> |
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| 48 | <br /> |
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| 49 | Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br /> |
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| 50 | <ul> |
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| 51 | <li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li> |
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| 52 | <li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li> |
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| 53 | <li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li> |
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| 54 | </ul> |
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| 55 | Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up |
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| 56 | today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit |
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| 57 | links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on |
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| 58 | your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br /> |
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| 59 | |
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| 60 | <br /> |
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| 61 | If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER |
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| 62 | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. |
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| 63 | The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to |
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| 64 | <b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC. |
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| 65 | <br /> |
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| 66 | <br /> |
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| 67 | If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br /> |
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| 68 | <br /> |
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| 69 | <tt> |
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| 70 | .________________________________________________.<br /> |
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| 71 | | ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br /> |
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| 72 | | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br /> |
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| 73 | | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.us">gary_niger@gnaa.us</a></i><br /> |
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| 74 | | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br /> |
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| 75 | | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br /> |
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| 76 | | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br /> |
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| 77 | | _________#1__________?________________________ |<br /> |
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| 78 | | _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br /> |
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| 79 | | ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi<br /> |
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| 80 | | ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us">enid_al_punjabi@gnaa.us</a></i><br /> |
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| 81 | | ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br /> |
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| 82 | ` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br /> |
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| 83 | </tt> |
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| 84 | <br /> |
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| 85 | Copyright (c) 2003-2005 <a href="http://www.gnaa.us">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br /> |
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| 86 | <br /> |
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