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1Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot<br />
2<b>Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot</b><br />
3
4<p><i>Gary Niger (GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press]), West Palm Beach, FL.</i>
5- With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is
6still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23)
7that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.</p>
8
9<p>"I know that Lysol officially dropped out of the race 6 months ago, but like
10Ralph Nader, and all liberal candidates, I think he deserves a fair shot.",
11said Bush.</p>
12
13<p>Amid questions to the governor and brother of incumbent President asking if
14this is just a ploy to take away votes from John Kerry, the Democratic nominee,
15Bush said "Um..LOL JEWS", and immediately left the conference.</p>
16
17<p>GNAA psuedo-member DiKKy was seen saying "LOL HY LOL HY LOL" shortly after.</p>
18
19<p>It is assumed that these rumors are not true however, as most analysts feel
20George W. Bush will carry Florida, as it has already been announced that
21Florida's black votes will not be counted.</p>
22
23<b>About Lysol</b>
24<p>Lysol is a gangster. Before dropping out of the race, Lysol took a firm
25stance on the rights of gay niggers everywhere, as well as being pro-abortion.
26Considered to be a member of the radical-left, many felt his attitude towards
27politics was a refreshing change from "Old fucks that worship Jesus".</p>
28
29<br />
30<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
31<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
32organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
33common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
34<br />
35Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
36Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
37Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
38<br />
39If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
40ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
41Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
42all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
43<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
44GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
45America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
46today!<br />
47<br />
48Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
49<ul>
50<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
51<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
52<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
53</ul>
54Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
55today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
56links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
57your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />
58
59<br />
60If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
61ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
62The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
63<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
64<br />
65<br />
66If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
67<br />
68<tt>
69.________________________________________________.<br />
70| ______________________________________._a,____ | <b>Press contact:</b><br />
71| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger<br />
72| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | <i><a href="mailto:gary_niger@gnaa.us">gary_niger@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
73| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters<br />
74| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue<br />
75| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356<br />
76| _________#1__________?________________________ |<br />
77| _________j1___________________________________ | <b>All other inquiries:</b><br />
78| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Indian<br />
79| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | <i><a href="mailto:enid_indian@gnaa.us">enid_indian@gnaa.us</a></i><br />
80| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters<br />
81` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2<br />
82</tt>
83<br />
84Copyright (c) 2003-2004 <a href="http://www.gnaa.us">Gay Nigger Association of America</a><br />
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