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4        <title>Gay Nigger Association of America</title>
5        <logo>http://www.gnaa.eu/static/gnaa-logo.png</logo>
6        <subtitle type="html">Are you Gay? Are you a Nigger? Are you a Gay Nigger?</subtitle>
7        <icon>http://www.gnaa.eu/favicon.ico</icon>
8        <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/chrome/site/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/>
9        <author>
10                <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
11                <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
12        </author>
13        <category term="news"/>
14        <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/</id>
15        <updated>2011-04-21T21:30:02-05:00</updated><!-- XXX: When updating, update this -->
16        <rights>© 2003-2011, Gay Nigger Association of America.</rights>
17
18<!--    <entry>
19                <title>GNAA wastes time trolling itself</title>
20                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-16-gnaa-pynchon</id>
21                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-16-gnaa-pynchon"/>
22                <author>
23                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
24                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
25                </author>
26                <published>2011-04-16T21:04:25-05:00</published>
27                <updated>2011-04-16T21:04:25-05:00</updated>
28        </entry>-->
29        <entry>
30                <title>GNAA Deletion Debate Ignited on Wikipedia</title>
31                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-15-gnaa-jayjg</id>
32                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-15-gnaa-jayjg"/>
33                <author>
34                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
35                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
36                </author>
37                <published>2011-04-15T07:22:32-05:00</published>
38                <updated>2011-04-15T07:22:32-05:00</updated>
39                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York&lt;/em> - Wikipedia has once again attempted to suppress the African American support group known as GNAA. This time, the battle took the form of yet another mundane deletion debate over the archived copy of a early 2007 version of the GNAA Wikipedia page, just before it was deleted in a flagrant abuse of process.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-15-gnaa-jayjg">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
40        </entry>
41        <entry>
42                <title>GNAA acquires freenode</title>
43                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-01-gnaa-feenode</id>
44                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-01-gnaa-feenode"/>
45                <author>
46                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
47                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
48                </author>
49                <published>2011-04-01T01:14:46-05:00</published>
50                <updated>2011-04-01T01:14:46-05:00</updated>
51                <summary type="html">&lt;em>London, England&lt;/em> - In an attempt to rid itself of its tarnished public image after &lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords">being linked to the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords&lt;/a>, the Peer-Directed Projects Center Ltd. (PDPC) &lt;a href="http://blog.feenode.net/2011/04/pdpc-announces-sale-of-freenode">decided to sell its only source of income&lt;/a>: the freenode IRC network.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-04-01-gnaa-feenode">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
52        </entry>
53        <entry>
54                <title>GNAA article returns to Wikipedia</title>
55                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-23-gnaa-wiki</id>
56                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-23-gnaa-wiki"/>
57                <author>
58                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
59                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
60                </author>
61                <published>2011-03-23T21:14:46-05:00</published>
62                <updated>2011-03-23T21:14:46-05:00</updated>
63                <summary type="html">&lt;em>St. Petersburg, Florida&lt;/em> - After the GNAA article was &lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-12-03-gnaa-wikidel">deleted by a subversive administrator blatantly disregarding policy&lt;/a>, Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy "Babyrapist" Wales posted a racially-laden message to the Wikipedia mailing list. Wikipedians everywhere proceeded to ejaculate pitiful quantities of prepubescent semen into their own mouths worldwide.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-23-gnaa-wiki">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
64        </entry>
65        <entry>
66                <title>Jap earthquake: An excuse for Japs to test their new nuclear weapons?</title>
67                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-12-gnaa-japan</id>
68                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-12-gnaa-japan"/>
69                <author>
70                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
71                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
72                </author>
73                <published>2011-03-12T16:03:08-05:00</published>
74                <updated>2011-03-12T16:03:08-05:00</updated>
75                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Sendai, Honshu, Japan&lt;/em> - Internal memos leaked to covert GNAA agents by an anonymous source within the Japanese government provided evidence that the Japanese government knew ahead of time about the recent earthquake and subsequent tsunami that ravaged Japan yesterday and did nothing to warn its citizens.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-03-12-gnaa-japan">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
76        </entry>
77        <entry>
78                <title>DiKKy Heartiez Returns to #GNAA, Terror Quickly Follows</title>
79                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-02-03-gnaa-dikky</id>
80                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-02-03-gnaa-dikky"/>
81                <author>
82                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
83                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
84                </author>
85                <published>2011-02-03T12:50:24-05:00</published>
86                <updated>2011-02-03T12:50:24-05:00</updated>
87                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Trollheim, Norway&lt;/em> - DiKKy Heartiez' unexpected return to #GNAA after a year has awakened the ghosts of his repressive rule.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-02-03-gnaa-dikky">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
88        </entry>
89        <entry>
90                <title>GNAA Launches Paedophilewatch.org</title>
91                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-27-gnaa-paedophile</id>
92                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-27-gnaa-paedophile"/>
93                <author>
94                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
95                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
96                </author>
97                <contributor>
98                        <name>Murdox</name>
99                        <uri>http://www.paedophilewatch.org/</uri>
100                </contributor>
101                <published>2011-01-27T12:53:16-05:00</published>
102                <updated>2011-01-27T12:53:16-05:00</updated>
103                <summary type="html">&lt;em>London, England&lt;/em> - GNAA today announced that it launched a new website, &lt;a href="http://www.paedophilewatch.org/">paedophilewatch.org&lt;/a>, calling it "a sex offender database specifically designed with the deviant and often lecherous tendencies of IRCers in mind."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-27-gnaa-paedophile">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
104        </entry>
105        <entry>
106                <title>U.S. Sentences White Hat Hacker to 11 Years in Jail</title>
107                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-18-gnaa-weev</id>
108                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-18-gnaa-weev"/>
109                <author>
110                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
111                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
112                </author>
113                <published>2011-01-18T10:53:24-05:00</published>
114                <updated>2011-01-18T10:53:24-05:00</updated>
115                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Fayetteville, AR&lt;/em> - A white hat hacker has been sentenced by the U.S. government to 11 years in jail, and 4 years in a gulag for crimes that include "activities against national security" and "propaganda against the regime", GNAA operatives confirmed Tuesday.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-18-gnaa-weev">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
116        </entry>
117        <entry>
118                <title>GNAA Releases Groundbreaking New Study on Autism</title>
119                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-12-gnaa-autism</id>
120                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-12-gnaa-autism"/>
121                <author>
122                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
123                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
124                </author>
125                <contributor>
126                        <name>Rucas</name>
127                </contributor>
128                <published>2011-01-12T11:13:26-05:00</published>
129                <updated>2011-01-12T11:13:26-05:00</updated>
130                <summary type="html">&lt;em>London, England&lt;/em> - GNAA today released a groundbreaking new study by its very own Rucas. In it, Professor Rucas concluded that autistic creatures, and by extension, freenode users, could be replaced with under 100 lines of valid perl code&lt;sup>tm&lt;/sup> and exactly 20 lines of text.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-12-gnaa-autism">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
131        </entry>
132        <entry>
133                <title>GNAA Reveals Link Between Freenode and Arizona Gunman</title>
134                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-09-gnaa-kunwon</id>
135                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-09-gnaa-kunwon"/>
136                <author>
137                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
138                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
139                </author>
140                <published>2011-01-09T15:40:40-05:00</published>
141                <updated>2011-01-09T15:40:40-05:00</updated>
142                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Tuscon, AZ&lt;/em> - GNAA today revealed the man behind the shooting of Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, along with 19 others, six of whom died. Among the dead were Federal Judge John Roll, and a 9-year-old girl, Christina Taylor Green. The identity of the shooter was revealed to be none other than David J. Moore, who often used the alias "Jared Lee Loughner", better known to Freenode users as forever-alone, heavyhanded ##politics operator "kunwon1".&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-09-gnaa-kunwon">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
143        </entry>
144        <entry>
145                <title>GNAA Offers to Annoint Injured Congresswoman with Holy Gaynigger Seed</title>
146                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords</id>
147                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords"/>
148                <author>
149                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
150                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
151                </author>
152                <published>2011-01-08T19:01:52-05:00</published>
153                <updated>2011-01-08T19:01:52-05:00</updated>
154                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Tuscon, AZ&lt;/em> - GNAA today offered their prayers and medical expertise to Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who was shot in the head by a lone gunman in a Tuscon grocery store, while hosting a constituent meeting. In all, 14 were wounded, and six killed.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-01-08-gnaa-giffords">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
155        </entry>
156        <entry>
157                <title>GNAA Endorses Construction of "Ground Zero Mosque"</title>
158                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-09-11-gnaa-ground-zero-mosque</id>
159                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-09-11-gnaa-ground-zero-mosque"/>
160                <author>
161                        <name>Leon Kaiser</name>
162                        <email>literalka@gnaa.eu</email>
163                </author>
164                <published>2010-09-11T15:06:05-05:00</published>
165                <updated>2010-09-11T15:06:05-05:00</updated>
166                <summary type="html">&lt;em>New York, NY&lt;/em> - GNAA today announced its endorsement of the construction of the now-infamous "&lt;a href="http://blog.park51.org/">Ground Zero Mosque&lt;/a>" that is planned to be built two blocks away from the site of the September 11th World Trade Center Zionist attacks.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-09-11-gnaa-ground-zero-mosque">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
167        </entry>
168        <entry>
169                <title>Activating an (AT&amp;T;) iPad 3G SIM without an iPad</title>
170                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-06-03-ipad-sim</id>
171                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-06-03-ipad-sim"/>
172                <author>
173                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
174                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
175                </author>
176                <published>2010-06-03T22:07:50-05:00</published>
177                <updated>2010-06-03T22:07:50-05:00</updated>
178                <summary type="html">AT&amp;T will be discontinuing their unlimited data plans come July 7th. Anyone who signs up for an unlimited plan before July 7th will be allowed to keep their level of service afterwards. Currently, for $30/month prepaid, iPad 3G users can get unlimited access. Those without iPads are normally required to purchase more expensive data plans on a two year contract. Nothing is stopping someone with an iPad plan from moving their SIM to another device, but they had to purchase an iPad 3G for the privilege.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-06-03-ipad-sim">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
179        </entry>
180        <entry>
181                <title>GNAA Confirms Link Between Wal-Mart and The Bilderberg Group</title>
182                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-22-gnaa-walmart</id>
183                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-22-gnaa-walmart"/>
184                <author>
185                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
186                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
187                </author>
188                <published>2010-03-22T08:18:13-05:00</published>
189                <updated>2010-03-22T08:18:13-05:00</updated>
190                <summary type="html">The GNAA research division has proved a direct link between the Bilderberg Group and Wal-Mart. This link was confirmed last Saturday night when an attempt to save black shoppers from a terrorist threat was lambasted by Wal-Mart, an attack which was planned by Wal-Mart themselves.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-22-gnaa-walmart">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
191        </entry>
192        <entry>
193                <title>GNAA unveils new wiki-based corporate website</title>
194                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-14-gnaa-website</id>
195                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-14-gnaa-website"/>
196                <author>
197                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
198                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
199                </author>
200                <published>2010-03-14T08:53:19-05:00</published>
201                <updated>2010-03-14T08:53:19-05:00</updated>
202                <summary type="html">Today GNAA President weev shampooed his neckbeard, put on a greasy Linux t-shirt and left the warm glow of his spamcave to unveil the new GNAA corporate website in a keynote speech. "Inspired by the success of wikis like Wikipedia as platforms for spreading misinformation and infuriating trolls, we decided to transition our corporate webpage to the wiki format," said weev in between gulps and disgusting chewing noises as he stuffed his face with summer sausages and snack cakes to gain the calories needed to satiate his anxiety at being confronted with other human beings. "Jimbo Wales and his team of basement dwelling pedophiles have really taken the wiki platform leaps and bounds in propagating biased, inflammatory garbage. You can log on Wikipedia at any given moment and start or join some inane troll battle that amounts to semantics. They even manage to present defending child molesters as an encyclopedic pursuit while making &lt;a href="http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/05/08/erik-moller-wmf/">active&lt;/a> &lt;a href="http://valleywag.com/388503/wikipedias-porn+loving-no-2-and-his-abiding-concern-for-the-children">pedophiles&lt;/a> who &lt;a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/372140/erik-mller-no-2-at-wikipedia-a-defender-of-pedophilia">host child pornography&lt;/a> paid members of their staff. I can't think of anything more offensive. I'd like to take a minute to recognize Wikipedia as one of the most wildly successful troll organizations on the planet."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2010-03-14-gnaa-website">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
203        </entry>
204        <entry>
205                <title>GNAA Unveils Chufter</title>
206                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-09-11-gnaa-chufter</id>
207                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-09-11-gnaa-chufter"/>
208                <author>
209                        <name>Paghtar Agga</name>
210                </author>
211                <published>2007-09-11T01:00:00-05:00</published>
212                <updated>2007-09-11T01:00:00-05:00</updated>
213                <summary type="html">GNAA today announced the official launch of &lt;a href="http://www.chufter.com">Chufter&lt;/a>, the web's first officially non-kosher media sharing portal. After six months of rigorous prebeta testing/DDoSing by a select committee of GNAA beta testers/packeteers, the worldwide public holiday of September 11th has been chosen to publicly list Chufter on international stock markets. Despite receiving little or no promotion since it's prebeta debut 6 months ago, Chufter exceeded all market analyst's expectations and has already become the de-facto non-kosher content provider.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-09-11-gnaa-chufter">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
214        </entry>
215        <entry>
216                <title>GNAA annouces death of high-ranking wikipedo admin's wife, hair</title>
217                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-06-22-gnaa-hybc</id>
218                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-06-22-gnaa-hybc"/>
219                <author>
220                        <name>Caulfield</name>
221                </author>
222                <published>2007-06-22T01:00:00-05:00</published>
223                <updated>2007-06-22T01:00:00-05:00</updated>
224                <summary type="html">GNAA operatives stormed the home of Wikipedia admin and registered NAMBLA member Ryan Bushby today, brutally murdering his Kenyan AIDS sex slave and cutting his lice-ridden hippy hair. Upon egress from the tar paper and plywood shack, GNAA encountered two other wikipedia admins armed with HH-1488 "Drilldo" anti-aircraft dongs, who then shot down the extraction roflcopter. This forced the GNAA to retreat and set up a defensive perimeter around the crash site. They would remain there sodomizing a large group of Jimbo Wales' militia forces until the early morning, when a rescue convoy led by Hans Reiser would finally reach them. Despite heavy losses on the part of the GNAA, the operation was deemed a success. As GNAA leader Niger observed shortly after the raid, "lol aids." Bushby was unable to be reached for comment, as he was too busy thinking up new ways to let him sit on his ass and smoke weed all day.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-06-22-gnaa-hybc">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
225        </entry>
226        <entry>
227                <title>GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista</title>
228                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-25-gnaa-vista</id>
229                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-25-gnaa-vista"/>
230                <author>
231                        <name>fellacious</name>
232                </author>
233                <published>2007-02-25T01:00:00-05:00</published>
234                <updated>2007-02-25T01:00:00-05:00</updated>
235                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Intercourse, PA&lt;/em> - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company.  The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately.  "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said.  "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure.  "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries."  What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it.  "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway."  However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-25-gnaa-vista">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
236        </entry>
237        <entry>
238                <title>CNN HQ Stormed By Elite GNAA Operatives, Classified 9/11 Information Broadcast</title>
239                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-03-gnaa-cnn</id>
240                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-03-gnaa-cnn"/>
241                <author>
242                        <name>pagga</name>
243                </author>
244                <published>2007-02-03T09:13:10-04:00</published>
245                <updated>2007-02-03T09:13:10-04:00</updated>
246                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Manchester, Afghanistan&lt;/em> - Following a covert infiltration of their Tel-Aviv headquarters by a crack team of elite GNAA agents, Zionist news organization CNN today publicly declassified top-secret information regarding the September 11 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, information which was until now actively supressed by the Zionist Occupied Governments of the West. Thousands of jewish viewers across America choked on their evening halvah (muslim babies) as, in a primetime broadcast, Paula Zahn (herself a latent jew) was forced at dongpoint to reveal the awful truth behind the 9/11 attacks which the rest of the civilized (read: non-judaic) world has long suspected: Jews Did WTC.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2007-02-03-gnaa-cnn">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
247        </entry>
248        <entry>
249                <title>Jewish pedophiles delete GNAA article from Wikipedia</title>
250                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-12-03-gnaa-wikidel</id>
251                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-12-03-gnaa-wikidel"/>
252                <author>
253                        <name>Drake</name>
254                </author>
255                <published>2006-12-03T09:13:10-04:00</published>
256                <updated>2006-12-03T09:13:10-04:00</updated>
257                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Nigeria&lt;/em> - The nuts of wikipedos worldwide were ruptured with pleasure today, as the GNAA article was deleted. Due to the rampant amount of homophobic nigger-hate circulating through Wikipedo, the GNAA article was put up for yet another vote for deletion [read as very fat dick] today, its 18th nomination. However, unlike the other 17 consecutive failures, the article was deleted this time.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2011-XX-XX-gnaa-XXX">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
258        </entry>
259        <entry>
260                <title>Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless</title>
261                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-sony</id>
262                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-sony"/>
263                <author>
264                        <name>Maureen O'Nigger</name>
265                </author>
266                <published>2006-10-25T11:13:10-04:00</published>
267                <updated>2006-10-25T11:13:10-04:00</updated>
268                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Hong Kong, HK&lt;/em> - Gary Niger, known here as the intrepid Nigger-Anus pilot and spokes-negro of the GNAA (NASDIQ: GNAA) was laid off today from his second job at Lik-Dong after the company spread it's cheeks for the massive legal phallus of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation (NASDIQ: ANAL).&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-sony">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
269        </entry>
270        <entry>
271                <title>GNAA Issues Apology In The Death Of Rob Levin's Bike</title>
272                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-bike</id>
273                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-bike"/>
274                <author>
275                        <name>trogg</name>
276                </author>
277                <published>2006-10-25T02:00:00-04:00</published>
278                <updated>2006-10-25T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
279                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Trolladelphia, PA&lt;/em> - The GNAA's own blackman issued an apology statement to Huffy concerning the bicycle that didn't survive the vehicular homicide of Rob "lilo" Levin.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-25-gnaa-bike">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
280        </entry>
281        <entry>
282                <title>GNAA investigators make unprecedented breakthrough in Reiser case</title>
283                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-13-gnaa-reiser</id>
284                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-13-gnaa-reiser"/>
285                <author>
286                        <name>Hugo Atse</name>
287                        <uri>http://goatse.cx/</uri>
288                </author>
289                <published>2006-10-13T02:00:00-04:00</published>
290                <updated>2006-10-13T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
291                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Oakland, CA&lt;/em> - Worldwide GNAA agency private investigators Gary Niger and Penny Sbird, trying to link two suspicious criminal cases to Mossad activity, described as "devastating horror" the new evidence they found in the Hans Reiser case.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-10-13-gnaa-reiser">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
292        </entry>
293        <entry>
294                <title>GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin</title>
295                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-16-gnaa-lilo</id>
296                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-16-gnaa-lilo"/>
297                <author>
298                        <name>Mad Virii</name>
299                </author>
300                <published>2006-09-16T02:00:00-04:00</published>
301                <updated>2006-09-16T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
302                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Washington, DC&lt;/em> - In a baffling move that sent shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger Association of America.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-16-gnaa-lilo">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
303        </entry>
304        <entry>
305                <title>GNAA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ASSASINATION OF TV HERO</title>
306                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-06-gnaa-irwin</id>
307                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-06-gnaa-irwin"/>
308                <author>
309                        <name>DiKKy Heartiez</name>
310                        <uri>http://1dikky1bottle.com/</uri>
311                </author>
312                <published>2006-09-06T02:00:00-04:00</published>
313                <updated>2006-09-06T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
314                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Berlin, Norway&lt;/em> - GNAA spokesperson lysol told the world press the real story of the ASSASINATION of TV hero Steve Irwin today at a press conference in Teheran, Iran. "The stingray that sodomized and anally penetrated the world known australian crocodile-fucker, releasing its vast amounts of deadly stingray semen,  was in fact not only a nigger, as can be seen quite clearly on the photographs, but a GAY NIGGER. The Gay Nigger DiKKy Heartiez of Norway had changed his looks to a stingray, using the patented Gay Nigger technology of Body Transformation."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-09-06-gnaa-irwin">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
315        </entry>
316        <entry>
317                <title>GNAA Claims Responsibility in Loli-Chan Raid</title>
318                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-08-22-gnaa-loli</id>
319                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-08-22-gnaa-loli"/>
320                <author>
321                        <name>trogg</name>
322                </author>
323                <published>2006-08-22T02:00:00-04:00</published>
324                <updated>2006-08-22T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
325                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Trolladelphia, PA&lt;/em> - Today the world learned what happens when the GNAA takes its focus off of Zionist Forces, and directs it towards an even lower group of sub-humans... Loli-chan.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-08-22-gnaa-loli">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
326        </entry>
327        <entry>
328                <title>GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit</title>
329                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-29-gnaa-phpjews</id>
330                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-29-gnaa-phpjews"/>
331                <author>
332                        <name>Impi</name>
333                </author>
334                <published>2006-07-29T02:00:00-04:00</published>
335                <updated>2006-07-29T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
336                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Diplomatic Corp, South Africa&lt;/em> - The ongoing war against PHP by the GNAA has finally produced results that are a step in the right direction. GNAA have been aggressively involved in a campaign to educate the public at large about the tremendous control that MOSSAD has over the development of PHP and the subsequent clandestine information gathering technology that has been implemented by Jewish developers.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-29-gnaa-phpjews">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
337        </entry>
338        <entry>
339                <title>GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module</title>
340                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-28-gnaa-tpm</id>
341                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-28-gnaa-tpm"/>
342                <author>
343                        <name>DiKKy Heartiez</name>
344                        <uri>http://1dikky1bottle.com/</uri>
345                </author>
346                <published>2006-07-28T02:00:00-04:00</published>
347                <updated>2006-07-28T02:00:00-04:00</updated>
348                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Berlin, Norway&lt;/em> - In a response to the U.S Armed Forces' new initiative to require Trusted Platform Modules to be standard in all new computers in order to better fight CYBERTERRORISM, the GNAA declares it will follow the initiative set by the U.S Army and do the same. President Gary Niger of the GNAA said in a press conference in Gookyo, Japan this morning that "The war on CYBERTERRORISM is something we must take as seriously as Richard Stallman". This confirms the GNAA's new plans to become the most Secure provider of gay sex in CYBERSPACE, and beyond.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-07-28-gnaa-tpm">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
349        </entry>
350        <entry>
351                <title>Ten-thousand Freenet User Identities Compromised</title>
352                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-22-gnaa-freenet</id>
353                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-22-gnaa-freenet"/>
354                <author>
355                        <name>Rucas</name>
356                </author>
357                <published>2006-06-22T01:00:00-04:00</published>
358                <updated>2006-06-22T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
359                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Dongs-Hojrup, Denmark&lt;/em> - Early this Afternoon the Gay Nigger Association of America claimed responsibility for the compromising of over 10,000 Freenet user identities. Norwegian correspondant DiKKy explained, "LOL by using a huge Turkish botnet LOL HY HY we were able to create drones on the Freenet network LOL.  Using these drones HY HY HY we were able to triangulate, by IP LOL, who was responsible for the introduction of any file on the Freenet network LOL GLUG GLUG GLUG HY."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-22-gnaa-freenet">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
360        </entry>
361        <entry>
362                <title>MARK SHUTTLEWORTH AND CANONICAL ANNOUNCE LINUX FOR NIGGERS</title>
363                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-01-gnaa-ubuntu</id>
364                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-01-gnaa-ubuntu"/>
365                <author>
366                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
367                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
368                </author>
369                <published>2006-06-01T01:00:00-04:00</published>
370                <updated>2006-06-01T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
371                <summary type="html">&lt;em>ISLE OF MAN&lt;/em> - At a press conference today, Canonical CEO and Free Software spokesnigger Mark Shuttleworth announced the immediate availability of version 6.06 of the Ubuntu Linux distribution.  The latest version, known by its code name, "The Diaper Drake," includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-06-01-gnaa-ubuntu">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
372        </entry>
373        <entry>
374                <title>David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility</title>
375                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-05-10-gnaa-blaine</id>
376                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-05-10-gnaa-blaine"/>
377                <author>
378                        <name>Dessimat0r</name>
379                </author>
380                <published>2006-05-10T01:00:00-04:00</published>
381                <updated>2006-05-10T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
382                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Trollcore, NYC&lt;/em> - It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with an unknown cause.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-05-10-gnaa-blaine">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
383        </entry>
384        <entry>
385                <title>GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool</title>
386                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-04-24-gnaa-startrek</id>
387                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-04-24-gnaa-startrek"/>
388                <author>
389                        <name>Impi</name>
390                </author>
391                <published>2006-04-24T01:00:00-04:00</published>
392                <updated>2006-04-24T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
393                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Black Ops, South Africa&lt;/em> - It is with great regret that we in the glorious GNAA were called to arms against a revered institution known as Star Trek. Impi, while in training as a high priest in the popular religious cult scientology, was approached by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to contract the services of the Black Ops wing of the GNAA.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-04-24-gnaa-startrek">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
394        </entry>
395        <entry>
396                <title>GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple</title>
397                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-22-gnaa-jackson</id>
398                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-22-gnaa-jackson"/>
399                <author>
400                        <name>madvirii</name>
401                </author>
402                <published>2006-03-22T01:00:00-04:00</published>
403                <updated>2006-03-22T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
404                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Afrociated Press, Nigeria.&lt;/em> - In what will go down as one of the largest inflation of niggernuts on this twisted zionist planet, GNAA art director JacksonBrown rotted the core of the Apple store early last week in front of a cumload of onlookers.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-22-gnaa-jackson">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
405        </entry>
406        <entry>
407                <title>GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities</title>
408                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-04-gnaa-onenigger</id>
409                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-04-gnaa-onenigger"/>
410                <author>
411                        <name>Misha Borovsky</name>
412                </author>
413                <published>2006-03-04T01:00:00-04:00</published>
414                <updated>2006-03-04T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
415                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Hollywood, Ca&lt;/em> - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president Gary Niger and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-03-04-gnaa-onenigger">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
416        </entry>
417        <entry>
418                <title>GNAA discovers Scientology's shocking roots in the association</title>
419                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-02-28-gnaa-scientology</id>
420                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-02-28-gnaa-scientology"/>
421                <author>
422                        <name>Depakote</name>
423                </author>
424                <published>2006-02-28T01:00:00-04:00</published>
425                <updated>2006-02-28T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
426                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Chicago, Illinois, USA&lt;/em> - A group of GNAA members were shocked to find that Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard was once indeed a bona fide gay nigger.  "I am confident that Hubbard's theory of Dianetics leans more to the fag side", said GNAA Spokesperson Jmax. "After a long and arduous journey through the galaxy I am proud to finally see the Church of Scientology and Gay Nigger Association of America have joined forces to provide a better world."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-02-28-gnaa-scientology">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
427        </entry>
428        <entry>
429                <title>GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government</title>
430                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-20-gnaa-wikipedia-de</id>
431                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-20-gnaa-wikipedia-de"/>
432                <author>
433                        <name>Mikhail Borovsky</name>
434                </author>
435                <published>2006-01-20T01:00:00-04:00</published>
436                <updated>2006-01-20T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
437                <summary type="html">&lt;p>&lt;em>Moscow, Russia&lt;/em> - GNAA President Gary Niger and Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,&lt;/p>
438&lt;blockquote>&lt;p>"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."&lt;/p>&lt;/blockquote>
439&lt;p>This roughly translates as, "&lt;em>Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of Israel&lt;/em>."&lt;/p>&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-20-gnaa-wikipedia-de">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
440        </entry>
441        <entry>
442                <title>Mehmet Ali Agca confessed who paid him to assasinate pope John Paul II</title>
443                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-18-gnaa-ali-agca</id>
444                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-18-gnaa-ali-agca"/>
445                <author>
446                        <name>BM</name>
447                </author>
448                <published>2006-01-18T01:00:00-04:00</published>
449                <updated>2006-01-18T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
450                <summary type="html">&lt;em>ISTANBUL, Turkey&lt;/em> - Today, the GNAA Foundation released US$5,000,000. from their bank account located at Niggeria to get the most biggest secret kept by Mehmet Ali Agca. Agca received GNAA authorized reporter BM somewhere in the Istanbul underground where he's currently hidding to confess who paid him to kill former pope John Paul II.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-18-gnaa-ali-agca">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
451        </entry>
452        <entry>
453                <title>Recent findings from the GNAAU prove that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was gay</title>
454                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-17-gnaa-drmlkjr</id>
455                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-17-gnaa-drmlkjr"/>
456                <author>
457                        <name>Jmax</name>
458                </author>
459                <published>2006-01-17T01:00:00-04:00</published>
460                <updated>2006-01-17T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
461                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Miami, Florida, USA&lt;/em> - Recent findings from the GNAAU (Gay Nigger Association of America University) prove that the famed Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was, indeed, a homosexual. Dr. rhoppenrath, the head of Gay Nigger studies at the GNAAU, reports that "I am not shocked at all."&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-17-gnaa-drmlkjr">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
462        </entry>
463        <entry>
464                <title>GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup</title>
465                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-01-gnaa-2006-prod</id>
466                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-01-gnaa-2006-prod"/>
467                <author>
468                        <name>Ich Bindalross</name>
469                </author>
470                <published>2006-01-01T01:00:00-04:00</published>
471                <updated>2006-01-01T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
472                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Stuttgart, Germany&lt;/em> - Renowned homosexual and GNAA Director of Reasearch and Development Staos today announced the unveiling of GNAA's 2006 product line. Sitting in a lavishly decorated men's rest stop bathroom, he made the first of the day's groundbreaking communiqués regarding the "New for Jew Thousand and Six" products.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2006-01-01-gnaa-2006-prod">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
473        </entry>
474        <entry>
475                <title>GNAA announces a 2005 success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership</title>
476                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-12-31-gnaa-2006</id>
477                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-12-31-gnaa-2006"/>
478                <author>
479                        <name>Jmax</name>
480                </author>
481                <published>2005-12-31T01:00:00-04:00</published>
482                <updated>2005-12-31T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
483                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Miami, Florida, USA&lt;/em> - GNAA leader Gary Niger announced earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success."  In 2005 the GNAA found itself a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members.  Also, in 2005, GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-12-31-gnaa-2006">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
484        </entry>
485        <entry>
486                <title>GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation</title>
487                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-10-03-gnaa-corp</id>
488                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-10-03-gnaa-corp"/>
489                <author>
490                        <name>Misha Borovsky</name>
491                </author>
492                <published>2005-10-03T01:00:00-04:00</published>
493                <updated>2005-10-03T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
494                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Hollywood&lt;/em> - GNAA President Gary Niger announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," Niger was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-10-03-gnaa-corp">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
495        </entry>
496        <entry>
497                <title>GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour.</title>
498                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-ripl0de</id>
499                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-ripl0de"/>
500                <author>
501                        <name>Impi</name>
502                </author>
503                <published>2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00</published>
504                <updated>2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
505                <summary type="html">&lt;em>South Africa.&lt;/em> - Pentagon documents leaked to covert GNAA agents working for the CIA provided proof that a deliberate plot against renowned shock jock l0de was put into effect to eliminate him. The recent sacking of CIA director Tenant, who was used as a scapegoat, to cover up the great lie perpetrated by the pentagon, against the American people to justify the war against Iraq, prompted disgruntled CIA agents to leak the document.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-ripl0de">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
506        </entry>
507        <entry>
508                <title>GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims</title>
509                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-katrina</id>
510                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-katrina"/>
511                <author>
512                        <name>Associated Press</name>
513                </author>
514                <published>2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00</published>
515                <updated>2005-09-11T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
516                <summary type="html">In an early-morning press conference, reclusive GNAA president &lt;strong>Gary Niger&lt;/strong> declared that the Gay Nigger Association of America will contribute to hurricane Katrina disaster relief efforts.  He issued a statement describing the efforts being undertaken to rush relief to New Orleans' former residents, many of whom are black, gay, or both. "My heart tears at the sight of so many flooded niggers", Niger said.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-09-11-gnaa-katrina">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
517        </entry>
518        <entry>
519                <title>GNAA outreach program hailed as an overwhelming success.</title>
520                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-06-gnaa-naruto</id>
521                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-06-gnaa-naruto"/>
522                <author>
523                        <name>Impi</name>
524                </author>
525                <published>2005-08-06T01:00:00-04:00</published>
526                <updated>2005-08-06T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
527                <summary type="html">&lt;em>South Africa.&lt;/em> - In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president Gary Niger, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular &lt;a href="http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/anime/naruto/">Naruto&lt;/a> anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-06-gnaa-naruto">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
528        </entry>
529        <entry>
530                <title>GNAA Research Division exposes long standing Zionist plot</title>
531                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-05-gnaa-zion</id>
532                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-05-gnaa-zion"/>
533                <author>
534                        <name>Impi</name>
535                </author>
536                <published>2005-08-05T01:00:00-04:00</published>
537                <updated>2005-08-05T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
538                <summary type="html">&lt;em>South Africa.&lt;/em> - Due to my extensive research of The Negro archives, I have discovered that the ACTUAL name of the airplane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, was in fact &lt;strong>THE ENOLA GAY NIGGER&lt;/strong> and not, as is widely misrepresented, The Enola Gay. This clear plot, by Zionist oppressors, to besmirch and belittle our glorious Gay Nigger history has left an indelible sense of frustration and desperation on the current generation of our persecuted brothers.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-08-05-gnaa-zion">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
539        </entry>
540        <entry>
541                <title>GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations</title>
542                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-07-04-gnaa-grids</id>
543                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-07-04-gnaa-grids"/>
544                <author>
545                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
546                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
547                </author>
548                <published>2005-07-04T01:00:00-04:00</published>
549                <updated>2005-07-04T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
550                <summary type="html">&lt;em>San Francisco, CA&lt;/em> - The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) has filed an antitrust lawsuit against the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in US District Court for the State of California. They allege in their complaint that "for over two decades, the CDC has unlawfully continued violating our patent on G.R.I.D.S, or Gay-Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome, also known as The Gay Cancer, by engaging in a relentless, worldwide campaign to coerce citizens to refrain from hot man on man anal intercourse and called for use of the aforementioned name "AIDS" or "Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome".&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-07-04-gnaa-grids">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
551        </entry>
552        <entry>
553                <title>GNAA Announces Immediate Release of OSX_x86_YHBT</title>
554                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-14-gnaa-osxtorrent</id>
555                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-14-gnaa-osxtorrent"/>
556                <author>
557                        <name>Ich Bindawalross</name>
558                </author>
559                <published>2005-06-14T01:00:00-04:00</published>
560                <updated>2005-06-14T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
561                <summary type="html">&lt;em>London, United Kingdom&lt;/em> - GNAA (NYSE: &lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/">GNAA&lt;/a>) President Gary Niger released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, Gary Niger yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-14-gnaa-osxtorrent">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
562        </entry>
563        <entry>
564                <title>Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended</title>
565                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-07-gnaa-appleintel</id>
566                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-07-gnaa-appleintel"/>
567                <author>
568                        <name>Mikhail Borovskiy</name>
569                </author>
570                <published>2005-06-07T01:00:00-04:00</published>
571                <updated>2005-06-07T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
572                <summary type="html">&lt;em>San Francisco, Ca&lt;/em> - Moments after the announcement made by Steve Jobs that Apple would be changing the Macintosh computing platform from a PowerPC based CPU architecture to an Intel Pentium based architecture, GNAA executives jesuitx and Gary Niger were visibly shaken. The announcement confirmed rumors started four days prior when C-Net News reported that this change would be taking place. As C-Net News was the first technical news source to report this story, most people assumed the truth would be somewhere near the polar opposite of their findings.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-07-gnaa-appleintel">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
573        </entry>
574        <entry>
575                <title>GNAA Congratulates the Debian Project on the Release of Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 "Sarge"</title>
576                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-06-gnaa-sarge</id>
577                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-06-gnaa-sarge"/>
578                <author>
579                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
580                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
581                </author>
582                <published>2005-06-06T01:00:00-04:00</published>
583                <updated>2005-06-06T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
584                <summary type="html">&lt;em>BATON ROUGE, LA&lt;/em> - The Gay Nigger Association of America extended today its congratulations to the Debian Project regarding its 8th consecutive release of the Debian GNU/Linux distribution.  The latest incarnation of Debian, codenamed "Sarge", had been eagerly anticipated for approximately 6,000 years by both unwashed GNU/Hippies and fizzlebearded Open Source aficionados alike.  So far the reception of "Sarge" has ranged from indifferent to uninterested, but the release has managed to draw the attention of many fundamentalist Christians, who have long seen the release of a new version of Debian as one of the major signs of the apocalypse.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-06-06-gnaa-sarge">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
585        </entry>
586        <entry>
587                <title>GNAA exposes the dangers of hiring Latvians</title>
588                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-05-06-gnaa-latvia</id>
589                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-05-06-gnaa-latvia"/>
590                <author>
591                        <name>Impi</name>
592                </author>
593                <published>2005-05-06T01:00:00-04:00</published>
594                <updated>2005-05-06T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
595                <summary type="html">&lt;em>South Africa&lt;em> - GNAA's wish at expressing its displeasure at the re-election of the American lap dog Tony Blair embarked on a plan to demonstrate its frustration to the world.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-05-06-gnaa-latvia">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
596        </entry>
597        <entry>
598                <title>GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam</title>
599                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-30-gnaa-scam</id>
600                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-30-gnaa-scam"/>
601                <author>
602                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
603                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
604                </author>
605                <published>2005-04-30T01:00:00-04:00</published>
606                <updated>2005-04-30T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
607                <summary type="html">&lt;em>London, England&lt;/em> - GNAA's UK division has reported that five unnamed jews who abused LastMeasure links at their school in a total failure of a fashion were today taken away for interrogation by the government's National High Tech Crime Unit. The accused created shitty batch files in a rucas-esque attempt to flood the schools' computer systems with LastMeasure URL's.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-30-gnaa-scam">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
608        </entry>
609        <entry>
610                <title>GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY</title>
611                <id>http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-20-gnaa-hitler</id>
612                <link href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-20-gnaa-hitler"/>
613                <author>
614                        <name>Gary Niger</name>
615                        <email>gary_niger@gnaa.eu</email>
616                </author>
617                <published>2005-04-20T01:00:00-04:00</published>
618                <updated>2005-04-20T01:00:00-04:00</updated>
619                <summary type="html">&lt;em>Kristiansand, Norway&lt;/em> - Today, on Adolf Hitler's birthday, the top secret Gay Nigger Research Laboratories have announced a startling discovery that will shake the world.&lt;br />(&lt;a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2005-04-20-gnaa-hitler">more&lt;/a>)</summary>
620        </entry>
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